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The Priest and the Airline Pilot


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Old_Viking_DK #1 Posted 04 July 2014 - 06:47 PM

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A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy who is dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to
admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" 

The guy replies, "I'm Jack, retired airline pilot from Houston." 

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and
golden staff and enter the Kingdom."

"The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff."

Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Father Bob, pastor of
Saint Mary's for the last 43 years."

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff
and enter the Kingdom."

"Just a minute," says the good father. "That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and
golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?"

"Up here - we go by results," says Saint Peter. "When you preached - people slept.
When he flew, people prayed."


Ohaithar #2 Posted 04 July 2014 - 07:39 PM

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View PostOld_Viking, on 04 July 2014 - 07:47 PM, said:

a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.

 

Wat



Major_cjs #3 Posted 04 July 2014 - 08:03 PM

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View PostOhaithar, on 04 July 2014 - 07:39 PM, said:

View PostOld_Viking, on 04 July 2014 - 07:47 PM, said:

a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.

Wat

 

a loud shirt!!, leather jacket and jeans.



bazdaris #4 Posted 04 July 2014 - 08:49 PM

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This ^^






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