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Shoeshine #21 Posted 03 June 2011 - 02:35 PM

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View PostDougHole, on 03 June 2011 - 02:34 PM, said:

She is older and rounder.

If she reads this, I'm a dead man.

PS Thanks for all comments, good to see folks smiling :)

you are now :lol:

DougHole #22 Posted 03 June 2011 - 02:42 PM

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:D

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View PostDougHole, on 03 June 2011 - 02:34 PM, said:

She is older and rounder.

If she reads that, I'm a dead man/ will be playing WoT as a enuch.

PS Thanks for all comments, good to see folks smiling :)

What's her email address?  :P

DougHole #24 Posted 03 June 2011 - 02:51 PM

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No chance! I value my life!

Nikola_Bathory #25 Posted 03 June 2011 - 02:52 PM

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hehe, very funy indeed!

Schurmeyer #26 Posted 03 June 2011 - 02:59 PM

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If she finds this, I can give you a Safe House for a while. Given your disposition towards alcohol and underpants you could pass as me for a while, the neighbours wouldn't see anything different. (If you are old, bald and can do a Scottish accent too.)

Krisz2 #27 Posted 03 June 2011 - 03:12 PM

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I think u need to research a better wife. Or you could go russian!

Myabo #28 Posted 03 June 2011 - 03:22 PM

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funny stuff  :lol:

DougHole #29 Posted 03 June 2011 - 03:37 PM

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View PostSchurmeyer, on 03 June 2011 - 02:59 PM, said:

If she finds this, I can give you a Safe House for a while. Given your disposition towards alcohol and underpants you could pass as me for a while, the neighbours wouldn't see anything different. (If you are old, bald and can do a Scottish accent too.)

Is this you?

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Yak0v_Andreyevitz #30 Posted 03 June 2011 - 03:56 PM

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Me and my fiancee just loled. Both at the first and the previous posts XD

Larrikin #31 Posted 03 June 2011 - 05:10 PM

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I got same problems and now she driving SPGs with 59% winnig battles. Show her once how to use Ctrl+RightMouseButton on minimap.

Gordon_Freemane #32 Posted 03 June 2011 - 05:46 PM

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screw facepalm, this calls for facedesk!

Schurmeyer #33 Posted 03 June 2011 - 05:54 PM

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"Is this you?"

Shurely shum mishtake?

DougHole #34 Posted 03 June 2011 - 06:31 PM

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;)

thats the nearest i can do to an eyebrow raise

Balleg #35 Posted 03 June 2011 - 06:45 PM

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This really made me laugh!!     :Smile_great:

eternum7 #36 Posted 03 June 2011 - 08:04 PM

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Made my day, Doug .... but I still get "bug again, I shot the red triangle numerous times and it's still lit" - after firing behind the hill. And yes, we lol-ed at your post TOGETHER  :D:D

Afghane #37 Posted 03 June 2011 - 09:20 PM

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I'd vote this for the Funniest Post of the Year if there was such an award.


... yet I wonder... how come I meet your wife in WoT random matches so often... and under so many nicknames?!  :P

Gertcha #38 Posted 03 June 2011 - 09:28 PM

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lmao  :lol:

What's it like being single again  ;)

Haanz #39 Posted 03 June 2011 - 09:36 PM

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"•Trying to go round houses but instead going straight through them"

... isn't that the easiest way? ;)

Good read

Schurmeyer #40 Posted 03 June 2011 - 10:43 PM

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View PostYak0v_Andreyevitz, on 03 June 2011 - 03:56 PM, said:

Me and my fiancee just loled. Both at the first and the previous posts XD

Thanks Yakov, my head just exploded.  :)




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