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How_hard_can_it_be #1 Posted 13 September 2014 - 07:47 PM

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I wonder how many of you have ever been insulted for some stupid reasons that have nothing to do with your skill/WR/EFF/WN. My last insults:
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I'm in AT-7. As a slow tank, I'm in the last line of attack and therefore can't help directly those who rush to the front line. One of my teammates dies, and it was purely my fault. He kept saying in general chat that I was a noob and I should be reported ( it was a 55% player so it was even more weird ).
2. I'm in AT-15. I kept my W button pressed from the 1 second of the battle and kept going. My teammate rushed ahead of me to fight Jagtiger in his T-69. He did a lousy job as he allowed Jagtiger to out manouver him and kill him. Again, it was my fault because apparently I was supposed to rush this Jagtiger with him. He forgot it was 100 m and it took a while until I could fire at him.
See a trend? Yes, I was insulted because I happened to drive slow tanks. Sometimes...sometimes I wish I had never entered Internet.

6060842 #2 Posted 13 September 2014 - 07:57 PM

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"Warp Factor 4 Mr Sulu"

"But Captain, this is a British TD"

"Hmm, full Impulse power then Mr Scott!"

"I cannae do that Cap'n, we havnae got the Dilithium"

"Right, pull up the floorboards and everyone start running"

 

 



UrQuan #3 Posted 13 September 2014 - 07:58 PM

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On the slow tank issue, I know your pain. I drive the KV line myself. Can't count the times people rush forward & die, then complain I'm a coward for 'staying in the back' and 'failing to assist them'. Scuse me? I'm in a slow tank, I'm going as fast as I possibly can, because I actually drive these things to get shot at, so you don't have to!

 

On baseless insults the *Gold armor noob* is still the best. When someone throws me that insult, I'm actually smiling brightly, for doing my job :glasses:



How_hard_can_it_be #4 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:03 PM

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View PostUrQuan, on 13 September 2014 - 08:58 PM, said:

On the slow tank issue, I know your pain. I drive the KV line myself. Can't count the times people rush forward & die, then complain I'm a coward for 'staying in the back' and 'failing to assist them'. Scuse me? I'm in a slow tank, I'm going as fast as I possibly can, because I actually drive these things to get shot at, so you don't have to!

 

On baseless insults the *Gold armor noob* is still the best. When someone throws me that insult, I'm actually smiling brightly, for doing my job :glasses:

 

To be honest with you, KV's are fast enough to react to most situations, whereas AT line is an extreme example of how people can't think and cooperate with those tanks.
What is "gold armor noob" ? Is there some kind of gold armor you can buy with gold?

SilentstalkerCZ #5 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:08 PM

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I had this strange guy about a half a year ago - I killed him on Malinovka and he kept spamming "SILENTSTALKER MOTHER IS PORN STAR" - not sure what he meant by that, but it was definitely strange.

How_hard_can_it_be #6 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:11 PM

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View PostSilentstalkerCZ, on 13 September 2014 - 09:08 PM, said:

I had this strange guy about a half a year ago - I killed him on Malinovka and he kept spamming "SILENTSTALKER MOTHER IS PORN STAR" - not sure what he meant by that, but it was definitely strange.

 

Oh, SS. You made me remember to send you screenshot to your Hall of Fame. A couple of days ago I was insulted with typical "your mother ****** " as well. It never gets boring, does it?

 



Silvercrow #7 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:12 PM

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View PostHow_hard_can_it_be, on 13 September 2014 - 08:03 PM, said:

What is "gold armor noob" ? Is there some kind of gold armor you can buy with gold?

 

No. That's the point. :tongue:

 

I think my favorites are people accusing me of gold spammage when they get KV-Derp'd.



DexterMaximus #8 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:12 PM

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View Post6060842, on 13 September 2014 - 07:57 PM, said:

"Warp Factor 4 Mr Sulu"

"But Captain, this is a British TD"

"Hmm, full Impulse power then Mr Scott!"

"I cannae do that Cap'n, we havnae got the Dilithium"

"Right, pull up the floorboards and everyone start running"

 

 

 

This!

 

 

View PostSilentstalkerCZ, on 13 September 2014 - 08:08 PM, said:

I had this strange guy about a half a year ago - I killed him on Malinovka and he kept spamming "SILENTSTALKER MOTHER IS PORN STAR" - not sure what he meant by that, but it was definitely strange.

 

I will remember that insult (Is it even an insult). But who ever came up with it is either funny, mad or mental!

 



mickleblade #9 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:14 PM

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1) I had scumbag order my AMX40 off to scout for him or he would TK me.  I mean, does he know how slow it is with the standard engine and tracks?!


 

2) was last alive in my SU5 and a Nashorn killed me saying 'suck my c*** noob', er, really? you want another man to suck you off? what does that make you? think it through a bit eh?  Also, he must have had the chat ready entered before he shot me which is pretty sad.



SilentstalkerCZ #10 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:14 PM

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View PostHow_hard_can_it_be, on 13 September 2014 - 09:11 PM, said:

 

Oh, SS. You made me remember to send you screenshot to your Hall of Fame. A couple of days ago I was insulted with typical "your mother ****** " as well. It never gets boring, does it?

 

 

Sadly, it does.

 

View PostDexterMaximus, on 13 September 2014 - 09:12 PM, said:

I will remember that insult (Is it even an insult). But who ever came up with it is either funny, mad or mental!

 

Yup... :) It was really funny though at the time. The entire team was like "wut?"



bean57 #11 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:18 PM

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One guy was apparently not only going to **** my mother, but was also going to rape my dog.  What I want to know is how did he even know I had a dog?

Balc0ra #12 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:20 PM

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So an KV-1S demanding to me in my AMX40 to scout the 1 line on Prokhorovka as I was a tier 4 light and thus a scout.... even tho there was a crusader next to him. I don't care and floor it to push forward. After 30 sec the KV-1S starts raging cus no targets have not been lit up yet. I have moved 1 square on the map so far. Still going at max speed. After over a min of this the KV-1S loses patience as rushes forward past me "I gotta do everything myself it seems" he said as he yolo charged forward. Before he was killed by 3 hidden TD's. Then he started to rage at me, saying that my top speed is 50. So why drive so slow? I laugh and say that "that's only if you drop it out of a plane. I can barely scratch 20 on this terrain" Then the KV-1S replies "omg n00b press R 3 times to go faster". I say "no this is actually my top speed. I'm rushing to spot as requested".. KV-1S "omg upgrade your tank" I reply "its elite and at the max" KV-1S then says "bah you freaking uphill gardener of a knob that's dead form the neck up and gone to the dogs" I then said "what?" but he left cus he did not say noting more.

 

So I had to use an urban dictionary to sort that out after the battle. Seems this was a nice way to say that. If he had used what the urban dictionary showed me. It would have been the nastiest insult of the year. Google it. I'm sure the admins don't want me to post that here :)



Hullo_Kitty__ #13 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:34 PM

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Someone once told me he would enter my moms bottom with an umbrella, open it up, place a bed under it and then impregnate my sister on it.

 

To be frank, I coun't come up with any witty comeback and just had to give the guy kudos for creativity. :bajan:



Kdingo #14 Posted 13 September 2014 - 08:48 PM

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I only received the usual "noob, go play tetris" and a couple of deathwishes and the usual stuff the last years. Kinda funny thing is, if someone rages at you and you make them flip (witch is so much fun) chances are 80% that they start racism/deathwishes/cancer stuff.

But then again... the screenshot folder takes up so much space after a while.



UrQuan #15 Posted 13 September 2014 - 09:00 PM

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View PostHow_hard_can_it_be, on 13 September 2014 - 08:03 PM, said:

What is "gold armor noob" ? Is there some kind of gold armor you can buy with gold?

 

 

Not to my knowledge :coin: but apparantly the folks who can't pen my armor think it exists!

 

And speed yea, I know AT line has it much harsher (along with the slow US TD line) but still I'm too slow for the rushers who go in, fire & die.



SufficientlyDamp4Rooting #16 Posted 13 September 2014 - 09:17 PM

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One guy called me Bean57 once !, geeze that hurt :)


(come on bean, it was a gift waiting :)  take it the way it was intended :) )

Siimcy_ #17 Posted 13 September 2014 - 09:19 PM

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"kids go eat nutella" :teethhappy:

SufficientlyDamp4Rooting #18 Posted 13 September 2014 - 09:21 PM

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View PostSiimcy_, on 13 September 2014 - 09:19 PM, said:

"kids go eat nutella" :teethhappy:

 

  brilliant !

bring_the_rain1 #19 Posted 13 September 2014 - 09:23 PM

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View PostHow_hard_can_it_be, on 13 September 2014 - 08:47 PM, said:

I wonder how many of you have ever been insulted for some stupid reasons that have nothing to do with your skill/WR/EFF/WN. My last insults:
1.
I'm in AT-7. As a slow tank, I'm in the last line of attack and therefore can't help directly those who rush to the front line. One of my teammates dies, and it was purely my fault. He kept saying in general chat that I was a noob and I should be reported ( it was a 55% player so it was even more weird ).
2. I'm in AT-15. I kept my W button pressed from the 1 second of the battle and kept going. My teammate rushed ahead of me to fight Jagtiger in his T-69. He did a lousy job as he allowed Jagtiger to out manouver him and kill him. Again, it was my fault because apparently I was supposed to rush this Jagtiger with him. He forgot it was 100 m and it took a while until I could fire at him.
See a trend? Yes, I was insulted because I happened to drive slow tanks. Sometimes...sometimes I wish I had never entered Internet.

 

Well most people are insulting others because of own mistakes anyway ('im in a good tank, with 5 perk crew and plenty of gold ammo, how its possible im dead?'). What u can do is to press ignore button.

SufficientlyDamp4Rooting #20 Posted 13 September 2014 - 09:30 PM

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View Postian666, on 13 September 2014 - 09:23 PM, said:

 

Well most people are insulting others because of own mistakes anyway ('im in a good tank, with 5 perk crew and plenty of gold ammo, how its possible im dead?'). What u can do is to press ignore button.

 

Nothing wrong with funny insults mate, I appreciate anyone who comes up with "Kids go eat Nutella" or  "Your Mother was a Hamster"
 




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