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Krogenator #1 Posted 25 September 2014 - 06:23 PM

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Well I am sitting here updating(just got back from work) and I figured I would find something to doodle with when I wait for the update to be done and I have to do my XVM configs and make sure they work with the new update.

 

So I figured I would tell a joke or two and see if anyone else have any jokes laying around(preferably tank related).

 

Man1:Whats the problem with the chinese tanks?

Man2:There is a chink in the armor.

 

There where two fish in a tank,one turns to the other and said "you take the turret and I will drive".



Ubertoaster #2 Posted 26 September 2014 - 12:57 PM

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Sino-russian conflict 1969, three chinese generals stand before the map:

"I say, split our battalions in small squads of 2 to 3 million"

"Excellent Idea comerade, but what about our other forces?"

"Well, the wind is blowing into China right now, so we can't take advantage of our airforces."

"And the tanks?"

"Send all of them"

"ALL OF OUR THREE TANKS?!"



Krogenator #3 Posted 27 September 2014 - 04:33 AM

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Does not look like there is a lot of humor in the general population on here.....

MeetriX #4 Posted 27 September 2014 - 04:38 AM

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View PostKrogenator, on 27 September 2014 - 05:33 AM, said:

Does not look like there is a lot of humor in the general population on here.....

 

WoT is serious business.

Edited by MeetriX, 27 September 2014 - 04:38 AM.


soolerman #5 Posted 27 September 2014 - 06:03 AM

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I know a joke about the TOG. But its to long.

 



K_A #6 Posted 27 September 2014 - 08:58 AM

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Not a lot of tank jokes out there.. 

 


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Krogenator #7 Posted 27 September 2014 - 04:07 PM

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I heard one that fits into WoT.

 

"The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire."



soolerman #8 Posted 29 September 2014 - 09:16 AM

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View PostKrogenator, on 27 September 2014 - 04:07 PM, said:

I heard one that fits into WoT.

 

"The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire."

 

Only the military would come up with an oxymoron like "friendly fire". :facepalm:

 

Its like one of the projects my father worked on back in the 80's. He kept coming across UDMGI. In the end he asked one of the US marines on the project what it stood for. The marine turned to him and with a very serous look on his face said Un-Desired Machine Ground Interface what you would call crashing.



MrDroopy #9 Posted 01 October 2014 - 10:13 PM

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View Postsoolerman, on 27 September 2014 - 07:03 AM, said:

I know a joke about the TOG. But its to long.

 

 

Well, i know a joke about Type59, but you'll never get it.

Woody1999 #10 Posted 01 October 2014 - 10:59 PM

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"Hey Seamus look over here! That tank is getting smaller!"

"No, Paddy, it's just driving away..."

 

Not very funny. :sad:

 

Woody



soolerman #11 Posted 03 October 2014 - 08:01 PM

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View Postdroopy22_ro, on 01 October 2014 - 10:13 PM, said:

 

Well, i know a joke about Type59, but you'll never get it.

 

:smile:

MeetriX #12 Posted 06 October 2014 - 05:44 AM

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There was a link to a funny story about T-50-2, but it's gone now.

TsundereWaffle #13 Posted 07 October 2014 - 07:56 AM

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There will be a new tier 6 german premium TD, the Heilcat.

 

I don't know any WoT jokes... 



etikchoochoo #14 Posted 10 October 2014 - 08:16 PM

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wargaming will give us a decent special

DiamondShadow #15 Posted 11 October 2014 - 12:16 PM

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JOKE DELETED

NOT FUNNY ENOUGH


Edited by DiamondShadow, 14 October 2014 - 04:25 PM.


Laatikkomafia #16 Posted 11 October 2014 - 12:59 PM

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All tanks in WoT are balanced.

spidre #17 Posted 11 October 2014 - 08:47 PM

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two cannibals eating a clown, one said "does this taste funny to you?" I know!!!! but how many tank jokes are there!!?

DiamondShadow #18 Posted 13 October 2014 - 07:51 PM

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JOKE DELETED

NOT FUNNY ENOUGH


Edited by DiamondShadow, 14 October 2014 - 04:25 PM.


CoreOfLive #19 Posted 18 October 2014 - 10:19 PM

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View PostMeetriX, on 06 October 2014 - 06:44 AM, said:

There was a link to a funny story about T-50-2, but it's gone now.

 

You made my day good sir!

FreddBoy #20 Posted 19 October 2014 - 09:43 AM

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What do you call a PzKpfw 38 (t) with a sunroof?

 

A skip!

 






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