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Masquerade717 #1 Posted 02 October 2014 - 08:15 PM

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Mainly because of sheer boredom it is that that I decided to make a small thread for the newbies on the most important klens of WoT :child:

 

 

I will update OP later for mor klen info cuz i'm too lazy to post more now.

 

 

 

 

[WJDE] and [TDU]: the two best klens in WoT but don't ask me why. For some reason everybody is overly hyped about this klen but theywere initially the product of a drunk guy who only wanted to play with other drunk guys. The klenmembers are feared everywhere in WoT.... by their own team. They are notorious for pushing other players, spamming gold at OP lantern poles and kemping boosh unfair plane while they keep spamming the chat with Korean hymns direct by Kim himself. Furthermore this is the only klen to have a professional monkey, a professional botterer and the Tzar himself, risen from the dead. The main klen religion is boobs, and those who seek to destory the holy faith shall find resistance in the form of eh.... of gooples and some old dudes watching Anime.


 

[IDEAL] While the circumstances were never IDEAL in the beginning, IDEAL still carries on in the hope to ever win a CW campaign which is never going to happen because of their dubious leader Cpt Rainbowdash_PL_Backstabberer and his vile plans to give certain people a certain pain in the [edited]. As real unicums, these players hate rerolls and therefore frely accept the leadership of a man who is confirmed to be on his 7th reroll already and still counting.


 

[S3AL] fegits. Fegits and more fegits. Oh and don't forget the gypsies

Arf Arf

 

 

[QSF] QB fan club, the rerolls are stronk in this one. They follow the guidelines of "QB is love, QB is life"and apparently had a fallout with [E50-M] about the fact that their glorious leader QB said that E-50M was weak


 

[3VS27] the only clan that contains players of such a high skill level that they can proceed to TK their 12 teammates without taking return damage and then proceed to murder all 15 enemies


 

[JELLY] best klanu evah ( no propaganda here ), a klen that some associate with rerolls and statspadders, but only because they are JELLY


 

[FAME] a klen of unicums, a breed of humans rarely seen, your average pubbie would describe them as:

A: people with no life

B: cheaters and haxors

C; statspadder noobs


 


 


 


 

 

 

 


 


 


 


 


 

The author of this topic can not be brought to court or sued for any of the points in this topic because he is a bad troll and not very funny


 


 


 


 


 


 

:trollface:


Edited by Masquerade717, 04 October 2014 - 11:15 AM.


KptStrzyga #2 Posted 02 October 2014 - 08:25 PM

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Waiting for update. :popcorn:

E: Nothing about my klanu? I`m JELLY. 


Edited by KptStrzyga, 02 October 2014 - 08:38 PM.


_kink_ #3 Posted 02 October 2014 - 08:46 PM

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View PostMasquerade717, on 02 October 2014 - 08:15 PM, said:

[S3AL] fegits. Fegits and more fegits. Oh and don't forget the gypsies

 

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Masquerade717 #4 Posted 04 October 2014 - 11:16 AM

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Updated first post ( reason for shameless bump )

_kink_ #5 Posted 04 October 2014 - 11:26 AM

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Will you had [WG]?

Kuchiki_Byakuya #6 Posted 04 October 2014 - 01:17 PM

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View PostMasquerade717, on 02 October 2014 - 09:15 PM, said:

 

 

[FAME] a klen of unicums, a breed of humans rarely seen, your average pubbie would describe them as:

A: people with no life

B: cheaters and haxors

C; statspadder noobs

It doesn't matter whether you're a good player or a bad player.. you get insulted all the time anyways.
People are very rude in random games.



Salentine #7 Posted 04 October 2014 - 04:23 PM

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It's just a shame T-D-U are the casts off from WJDE...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:trollface:


Edited by Jaegeroo, 04 October 2014 - 04:24 PM.


Masquerade717 #8 Posted 04 October 2014 - 05:34 PM

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Jaegeroo, on 04 October 2014 - 04:23 PM, said:

It's just a shame T-D-U are the casts off from WJDE...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:trollface:

We had no other choice than to side with you, we trusted you at first sight but then Steiner stole all our gold so we couldn't form a new klen



Xino9922 #9 Posted 06 October 2014 - 01:24 PM

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View PostMasquerade717, on 02 October 2014 - 09:15 PM, said:

[IDEAL] While the circumstances were never IDEAL in the beginning, IDEAL still carries on in the hope to ever win a CW campaign which is never going to happen because of their dubious leader Cpt Rainbowdash_PL_Backstabberer and his vile plans to give certain people a certain pain in the [edited]. As real unicums, these players hate rerolls and therefore frely accept the leadership of a man who is confirmed to be on his 7th reroll already and still counting.

 

[IDEAL] are no unicums... more like unicorns. 

 

http://wotreplays.com/site/922621#self

 

http://wotreplays.com/site/852161#self

 

I also have a replay on my desktop (forgot to upload, derp), where Terminator (from WSAT) and me do twice the amount of dmg our IDEAL toonmate did :trollface:


Edited by Xino9922, 06 October 2014 - 01:26 PM.


wongman66 #10 Posted 09 October 2014 - 12:22 PM

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EFE deserves a summary too "they are a group of gentelman who talk politely and repsect everybody of all persuasions that leaves you with a nice warm glow from standing in the oven".

Woody1999 #11 Posted 09 October 2014 - 11:07 PM

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I think you got the wrong impression on the Dingers....I just think they're a bunch of tw@s, especially the kids. :tongue:

 

Woody



Blue_Badger #12 Posted 09 October 2014 - 11:35 PM

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Nice summary of 3VS27. 

 

You forgot RSOP: ULIULIULI!



CptBarney #13 Posted 10 October 2014 - 05:08 PM

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needs moar cats in here :trollface:

 

*throw cats in every direction possible in the universal laws of chips*



Joggaman #14 Posted 13 October 2014 - 08:11 PM

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View PostJaegeroo, on 04 October 2014 - 04:23 PM, said:

It's just a shame T-D-U are the casts off from WJDE...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:trollface:

 
Dear sir, madam, other,
 
Could you please refrain from using WJDE as reference to the clan.  The clan is, in fact, two clans, creating a community known as "The Dingers".
 
For future reference to the clan or community, could you please use the collective name "The Dingers".
 
Many thanks in advance for your cooperation.


We_Just_Dinged_Em #15 Posted 16 October 2014 - 12:20 AM

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It's true though, T-D-U is the amputated carbuncle of WJDE.

 

By the way, anyone who calls a clan after himself is a total douche and should be flayed with steel cut from a thousand AMX-40s.



Salentine #16 Posted 16 October 2014 - 11:52 AM

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View PostJoggaman, on 13 October 2014 - 09:11 PM, said:

 
Dear sir, madam, other,
 
Could you please refrain from using WJDE as reference to the clan.  The clan is, in fact, two clans, creating a community known as "The Dingers".
 
For future reference to the clan or community, could you please use the collective name "The Dingers".
 
Many thanks in advance for your cooperation.

 

Well being an ex-dinger i know this, i had to split the clans into the individual parts to explain the second rate nature of T-D-U...

Joggaman #17 Posted 24 October 2014 - 11:52 AM

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View PostJaegeroo, on 16 October 2014 - 11:52 AM, said:

 

Well being an ex-dinger i know this, i had to split the clans into the individual parts to explain the second rate nature of T-D-U...

 

I miss your daily jokes, dr, but i didnt get this last one:mellow: Happy tanking!

Joggaman #18 Posted 11 November 2014 - 12:33 PM

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I killed the thread. Sorry!:amazed:

Woody1999 #19 Posted 12 November 2014 - 10:59 PM

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Thred ded.

Xino9922 #20 Posted 14 November 2014 - 08:03 AM

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View PostWoody1999, on 12 November 2014 - 10:59 PM, said:

Thred ded.

 

Not anymore :tongue:




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