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DiMtopia #1 Posted 18 November 2014 - 08:05 PM

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i work in an office together with 7 friends and the general manager.


whenever i need to clear my head i play an imaginary game where i pretend i'm in a tank and everybody else is an enemy. the general manager is always an arty (scumbag). and i try to sidescrape and take shots when they're not looking at me.

the desks are hard cover and i have to move and take opportunistic shots whenever i have a clear sight.

also one of the wheels on my armchair squeaks if i move suddenly. i use that as a sixth sense indicator, so i have to move slowly and stealthily in order for the sixth sense to not go off. if the wheel squeaks and the gm looks in my direction it's an automatic loss.

i have to say it's a surprisingly relaxing activity. whenever i have loads of stuff coming in at once i just take 5 minutes to play this mental game and then i'm all ready to dive in and take care of things.


have you ever tried something similar? i'm pretty sure i can't be the only one doing this.

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