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Poll: Stan's shit jokes...... (79 members have cast votes)

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Should I let my cat eat his birds if his jokes don't improve?

  1. yes (53 votes [67.09%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 67.09%

  2. no (26 votes [32.91%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 32.91%

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JasethinG #1 Posted 26 November 2014 - 09:26 PM

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Stan's jokes are crap!!!!

I want my cat to eat his birds because of it....

 

BUT NOW THE CAT IS DEAD SO I'LL HAVE TO EAT EM MYSELF.......meh.....feathers.....

 


Edited by jasething2, 21 December 2015 - 10:34 PM.


KptStrzyga #2 Posted 26 November 2014 - 09:30 PM

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Why birds? They are innocent, they aren`t the ones telling bad jokes. Let your cat eat Stan instead.​



painful_conscience #3 Posted 26 November 2014 - 09:51 PM

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Boo_Bee #4 Posted 26 November 2014 - 09:52 PM

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:veryhappy: My jokes are good. They just fall on "challenged" ears.

Lol_N00b #5 Posted 26 November 2014 - 10:38 PM

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Naming & shaming is against forums rules! Even being a tomato is less shameful than having bad jokes. 

GiraffeInATopHat #6 Posted 26 November 2014 - 10:42 PM

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View PostLol_N00b, on 26 November 2014 - 09:38 PM, said:

Naming & shaming is against forums rules! Even being a tomato is less shameful than having bad jokes. 

 



Boo_Bee #7 Posted 26 November 2014 - 11:06 PM

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View PostLol_N00b, on 26 November 2014 - 10:38 PM, said:

Naming & shaming is against forums rules! Even being a tomato is less shameful than having bad jokes. 

 

Well he named me but sadly I'm not ashamed :blinky:

Lol_N00b #8 Posted 27 November 2014 - 07:59 AM

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View PostStanleyTweedle, on 27 November 2014 - 12:06 AM, said:

 

Well he named me but sadly I'm not ashamed :blinky:

 

Well good then, no rules were broken. Carry on! :honoring:

Boo_Bee #9 Posted 27 November 2014 - 12:19 PM

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O7

KptStrzyga #10 Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:04 PM

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But what jokes ffs?

I demand joke! :izmena:



Boo_Bee #11 Posted 30 November 2014 - 12:09 PM

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OK...

 

Jasthing2: I can see a gun sticking out of that bush.

Stanley: Run away Jase!!! It's a guy in a camo-net!!! Damn those tranvestite tankers.



Woody1999 #12 Posted 30 November 2014 - 01:47 PM

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Oh...wow.... :tongue:

 

I demand moar! :izmena:

 

Woody


Edited by Woody1999, 30 November 2014 - 01:48 PM.


KptStrzyga #13 Posted 30 November 2014 - 03:24 PM

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This wasn`t crapjoke. 

Another sample plox? 



Boo_Bee #14 Posted 30 November 2014 - 11:28 PM

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Jeez I have to did in my logs lol.

 

Jasething2: That T32 is just sitting in the base and wiggeling his gun ffs

Stanley: Well you're wiggeling your fuel tanks at him. That looks like you might get a free dinner.

Jasething2: I hate you.

Stanley: Enjoy your meal you slut.



Boo_Bee #15 Posted 02 December 2014 - 09:17 AM

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Not a joke.... but funny anyway.....

 

Playing CGC, I just killed their arty and they have a bright red M10 with 0K battles left. I am convinced he is afk and rush for their base. 7 seconds before I cap the siren goes off :angry:

 

I go into arty mode to watch for destruction.

 

M10: I capture base :)

Stanley: gj. Stand next to the flag and I will take a screenshot.

Unbelieveably ammo boxes are destroyed next to the flag. Click..... weeeeeeeeeeeeee....... BOOOOOOM...... clock reset.

 

After game PM......

 

M10: You have screenshot?

Stanley: No. Someone shot you.

 

I'm such an a-hole sometimes.


Edited by StanleyTweedle, 02 December 2014 - 09:31 AM.


Woody1999 #16 Posted 04 December 2014 - 05:42 PM

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Hey, I came here expecting awful jokes! You're not living up to your name Stan. :tongue:

 

Moar! :izmena:

 

Woody



Boo_Bee #17 Posted 05 December 2014 - 10:31 AM

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Sorry Woody.... I will try harder lol.  It's kinda hard to remember all the gems from teamspeak......... which is a shame.

 

Jasething2: Go round him and shoot him in the butt ffs!

Stanley: Isn't that sorta gay?

Jasthing2: Facehugging and waving your guns at each other isn't?

---Stanley starts singing "The crying game" and shoots him in the butt.

Jasething2: *Sigh*



Boo_Bee #18 Posted 05 December 2014 - 10:40 AM

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Stanley: I have no idea where to go on this map.

Jasething2: Find a nice bush and hump it.

Stanley: I can do that........ 

(The minutes tick by and Stan gets bored).

Jasething2: What are you shooting at?

Stanley: I'm humping the bush.



Lol_N00b #19 Posted 05 December 2014 - 03:08 PM

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View PostStanleyTweedle, on 05 December 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

Jasthing2: Facehugging and waving your guns at each other isn't?

 

Nah. It's only gay if the guns touch.



Woody1999 #20 Posted 05 December 2014 - 06:20 PM

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Heheheh. Still need moar evidence...for...you know...evidential reasons. Moar jokes! :tongue::izmena:

 

Woody






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