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The Uli and the Faithful

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godmonkey #1 Posted 17 December 2014 - 10:44 AM

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The time had come again.


The world burned for a 3rd Great War and the Faithful had crushed all opposition. Fame had been dealt with, the heathens of Kazna had been punished, Ideal had been optimized and EFE had been efficiently handled. Yet how did the Faithful get to this point? Winning 2 of the 3 Great Wars ever waged? Crushing the Heretical Dark Gods beneath the mighty furry paws of the lemmings? Had it been easy? No. Did the other lack the faith they needed in order to win? Most certainly.


It is a time of Victory and reflection. Was the Uli always so strong? In my furry little chest my heart pounded. The answer was No. The Faith had always been stronk but the paws had been weak in the past. Unlike others that created their armies from purple robed adepts the Lemmings was not such a warband. It had taken swat, tears and much gnashing of large rodent teeth to pull ourselves from the dust of the desert to the hallowed grand temples of Uli.

We had spend countless hours in meditative reflection over the Good Book of Uli. This was our true weapon! The convoluted heresies spouted by WG in the form of rules before each stage are infinately more easy to decipher then the Book. Our faith has provided us the only true weapon we ever needed. Rules lawyering.


Why do the heathens still cry that everything is unfair? We filled our cups with the tears of our lesser foes and it nourished us in our battles. The smoking wrecks of the tanks stretching from horizon to horizon steeled our souls with resolve. There was setbacks in this crusade as there would be in any other. Many of the Saints in our order had proclaimed the campaig lost multiple times, Saint Largo and our hallowed Prophet Muppetti amongst them. But from these dark and disturbing times our Faith in the Uli shone like beacon and we conquered all. 


The question we ask ourselves is: Why do the other resist the path of Uli so much? Cannot we all be faithful brothers and sisters united by the Uli? Together we can achive wonderous things! Crusades! Mass wreckings of the nonbelievers! Sweet shiny gold things for all! But no. The heretics continue in their erronous path trying to hinder our holy message from spreading all across the CW map. They must be showed the error of their ways. The Uli is strong, The Uli Prevails, forever.


The lesser heretics continue to bemoan that they can not get their just rewards as they did battle but not all battles are equal. This is the way of life, because only in the Uli we are truly equal! We have crushed them in the past and we will crush them in the future and there will be much butthurt in the forums when the next crusade is again unleashes, but for now may the server find the peace it has long been looking for, under the flag of the Uli. It is ours now and only in the next Great War can the ownership be taken from our cold dead furry paws.

_B_L_A_C_K_S_T_A_R_ #2 Posted 17 December 2014 - 11:59 AM


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TL;DR  Kappa

Kolmiopaavo #3 Posted 17 December 2014 - 12:15 PM

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Ever considered becoming a poet? ;)

godmonkey #4 Posted 17 December 2014 - 12:28 PM

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we are all warrior poets united by the path of Uli

Anzezaf #5 Posted 17 December 2014 - 01:34 PM

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It had taken swat, tears and much gnashing

wetlioN #6 Posted 17 December 2014 - 02:17 PM

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View Postgodmonkey, on 17 December 2014 - 09:44 AM, said:

Fame had been dealt with, the heathens of Kazna had been punished, Ideal had been optimized and EFE had been efficiently handled. 

:teethhappy: +1, im jelly of dat poetry



BlitzkriegJunkie #7 Posted 21 December 2014 - 07:23 PM

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Amen! :medal:


Tanks filled with pure sisu... havoc :-)

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