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Matcorr #1 Posted 24 December 2014 - 08:43 PM

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Anything you've heard or seen. Go.

 

E25 rushed ahead, I told him to get back, he died a minute later then starting insulting me and another TD who were sniping, he only did a total of 518 damage.



Hummus #2 Posted 24 December 2014 - 08:53 PM

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If that is the stupidest thing you've ever seen in WoT, you aint seen nothing yet.

An E25 is actually pretty good at close scouting, IF he gets good support. (although chat rage is never a good sign)

 

I recently got teamkilled when circling an enemy in my RU 251 .... got hit by a Maus from my own team and killed by a friendly arty .......  Circling a tier 8 tank while lighting up a tier 10 in the open .... The average skill level of this game is not what it used to be. 

 

 



Masternaut #3 Posted 24 December 2014 - 08:55 PM

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ELC driving straight to Enemy spawn:

"Omg noob team no support"



cellaman7 #4 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:00 PM

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"Stop camping behind the base Noob"

 

"I'm an Arty you Noob"

 

 



Private_Miros #5 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:03 PM

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I got cap spotted apart from a small bush, in which we knew 2 enemy cappers were. It was 4 enemies against me and the arty.

 

I tell arty, shoot in that bush.

 

Arty yolos into the cappers and dies.

 

I ask, why did you do that?

 

He answers, "you noob, you need to spot tanks, else they are not there".

 

 



Castiel93 #6 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:06 PM

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Oh jesus, there are just so so many incidents. Passive spotting with a T71 on Lakeville, sat in a bush lighting up the enemies with binocs and camo net as they drive to the town. E100 says go spot noob and I reply that I am with my binocs and camo net. Not satisfied by this he pushes me into the lake to drown for not running off and suicide scouting as his Erwin Rommelesque grasps of tanks tells him to and then wonders where all the enemy tanks he could just see went.



Swoopie #7 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:07 PM

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"Winrate is luck"

 

"I could be purple but I play4fun"



TwoPointsOfInterest #8 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:09 PM

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'HE noob'

 

After i One-shotted a GW Tiger P in my IS-6, with a HE round



Synthwave #9 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:10 PM

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I don't have a perfect example, but generally I lol at people who rush at the enemy and then spam with "noob team no help" etc.

Edited by 1ParaAssassino, 24 December 2014 - 09:10 PM.


Vestrick64 #10 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:11 PM

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View PostSwoopie, on 24 December 2014 - 09:07 PM, said:

"I could be purple but I play4fun"

 

This is easily the worst.

cellaman7 #11 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:22 PM

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The number of times I get pinged with a "Fall Back" or WTF Arty Noob in my FV304 when I drive 20 yards forwards out of the spawn. I've given up explaining the short range.

 

Also saw One guy call A Crusader SP an Arty Noob for driving BACKWARDS. :facepalm:

The Crusaders reply was even better. "It goes quicker in reverse" lol


Edited by cellaman7, 01 August 2018 - 08:43 PM.


bombuhr #12 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:29 PM

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Hmm...

 

Possibly any and all "gold noob" salty comments to other players.

 

Don't like prem ammo? Cry at WG not the players.

It's not like you need to pay real money anyways.


Edited by bombuhr, 24 December 2014 - 09:29 PM.


Tr0gledyte #13 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:30 PM

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Stupidest thing I've heard?

 

"Critical hit!". When the BL-10 does no damage. 


Edited by Tr0gledyte, 24 December 2014 - 09:30 PM.


Hummus #14 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:32 PM

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Getting killed in my Leopard 1 because a heavy tank parks behind me and gets seen by one of the targets I am spotting and shooting at ....... happened so often I am not more afraid of my own team then the enemy when shooting at stuff 400+ meters away.

I did like the "oh lol" of the enemy JP E100 that killed me while I was never spotted and he shot at a heavy tank behind me. (he and his 4 friends where all pre aimed at my bush because shells where coming out of it .... so I was insta vaporized :/... the idiot was unharmed)

 

And ofc the many .... many times somebody told me to "go scout" while I was lighting up 7 tanks ...

 

 



bushwacker001 #15 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:47 PM

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'Jagtiger reported as bot' on airfield, right at the end of the battle because I had no kills....I went to message him 2 minutes later to mention my 6k damage but I was strangely already placed on ignore. :)

Gordie_Lachance #16 Posted 24 December 2014 - 09:54 PM

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Driving Cent 7/1 and the customary gold noob chat rage...

 



Cannes76 #17 Posted 24 December 2014 - 10:24 PM

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View Postbushwacker001, on 24 December 2014 - 09:47 PM, said:

'Jagtiger reported as bot' on airfield, right at the end of the battle because I had no kills....I went to message him 2 minutes later to mention my 6k damage but I was strangely already placed on ignore. :)

 

Hehe I've had a similar experience a few days ago. I was farming kills for the WZ-111 mission in my VK3601H. Some green enemy platoon was calling me statpadder and whatnot, I just fought the best I could and got a decent personal result, but lost as the rest of the team folded. Some arty player was really gloating at my failure. Battle results showed I had gained more than 3x his xp, and I was instantly on ignore before I could even open up a chat ( I had not adressed him or on his behaviour during the match)

Matcorr #18 Posted 24 December 2014 - 10:33 PM

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WT auf Pz. IV instantly team killed someone and then started shooting another person, everyone shot and killed him then he came up with "idiots"

Hedgehog1963 #19 Posted 24 December 2014 - 10:35 PM

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"I really like this Grant.  It is way better than the Lee."

SirMushy #20 Posted 24 December 2014 - 10:35 PM

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Driving cent 7 (using APCR exclusively) yesterday and being called gold noob by blue tiger 2 I shot few times and finally killed. I am still dumbfounded. 

Edited by SirMushy, 24 December 2014 - 10:36 PM.





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