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Vule777 #2661 Posted 24 August 2018 - 11:32 PM

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He was camping the whole game and I was pretty active in chat, but not insulting, he somehow managed to finish with draw, he killed last enemy and himself. But it was good game for watching.

Baldrickk #2662 Posted 27 August 2018 - 12:54 PM

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(12:07:38) So where were you hiding?
(12:10:00) Gypsy
(12:11:18) is charming. I just asked where you were. You do not have to call a gypsy because you sucked and lost the battle.
(12:26:17) Who are you ??
(12:26:44) I always lose the battle

 

 

0 dmg player ran and hid at the end.  I just wanted to know where he was hiding while our team capped.


Edited by Baldrickk, 27 August 2018 - 12:55 PM.


Baldrickk #2663 Posted 04 September 2018 - 11:27 PM

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Prem HT of course.  Killed a cromwell at point blank who had pushed on him solo.  Sat in Erlenberg castle until one of the last 3 alive.


Edited by Baldrickk, 04 September 2018 - 11:28 PM.


Baldrickk #2664 Posted 05 September 2018 - 12:01 AM

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So there I was, bottom tier, trying to do an arty mission, and an E25 yells out "all arty players are shitters" at the start, and procedes to continue to throw abuse at us.

He dies, and finishes in the bottom 5 on the team.

I come top on dmg, and second on XP, and ate over half a Defender through constant attrition with my low dmg gun, from within spotting range to get the shots, because we had no tanks that could take it on.

Thought he deserved a message in the garage afterwards:

I seem to be getting better at triggering people.  Can't get them to totally flip out yet though.


Edited by Baldrickk, 05 September 2018 - 12:02 AM.


Babbet_1 #2665 Posted 05 September 2018 - 12:19 PM

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Nice one Baldrickk! Good job you blanked his name out so carefully too, otherwise he'd have been edited out before we got to know who he was! :teethhappy:

Baldrickk #2666 Posted 05 September 2018 - 12:47 PM

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View PostBabbet_1, on 05 September 2018 - 12:19 PM, said:

Nice one Baldrickk! Good job you blanked his name out so carefully too, otherwise he'd have been edited out before we got to know who he was! :teethhappy:

My DnD alignment would probably be lawful neutral.

:)

 



Killer711 #2667 Posted 05 September 2018 - 04:15 PM

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Check out the guy in my signature!

 

Bit of context: We were winning 14-something, last guy was some slippery light tank, no one knew where he was, so some team members decide to cap as there was no point chasing him around. Obviously this was some crime so SU100Y got a bit upset..


Edited by Killer711, 05 September 2018 - 04:16 PM.


Dead_in_30_seconds #2668 Posted 08 September 2018 - 04:34 PM

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View PostBaldrickk, on 05 September 2018 - 11:47 AM, said:

My DnD alignment would probably be lawful neutral.

:)

 

 

Mine was awful natural

Baldrickk #2669 Posted 20 October 2018 - 11:27 AM

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My Progetto facehugged his HEAT spamming M41 GF, and he bounced three shots off me - the first shot he fired off the edge of my turret at a high angle, and the other two off the top of my gun barrel.

 

Aparrently, I have an aim bot that makes his shots miss :P



Lord_Nekon_Targaryen #2670 Posted 22 October 2018 - 07:37 PM

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I once received PM by angry KV-1, or maybe it was tier6 KV I dont really remember, because it happened maybe 4 years ago, but these are the moments I won't forget :D

 

He wrote me something like that I am extreme coward and noob, because I didn't fight him frontally on 1vs1 :D, and when I tried to make fun of him he wanted my adress (guy was from same country) and that we should solve it in IRL fight. :child:

 

 

Well ofc I cant prove by screen when its 4 years old memory, but I think I am the only one who got raging PMs.

 

 



Mosjmosh #2671 Posted 26 November 2018 - 11:08 PM

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Today, apparantly, I was the reason for this loss as Achilles pointed out:


Bottom tier paper light tank on Ensk defence... if only i too would have gone and brawled the defender and friends in city. maybe we'd won.
Lots of players seem to think they just have to pile on the first enemy they see... I have no idea what most players think, but i know many are clueless.



 



Dead_in_30_seconds #2672 Posted 03 December 2018 - 07:32 PM

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My entry would be something i read on another thread.

I can't remember the exact details, I'm not even sure which thread, it might have been 'New Update' on Newcomers' Forum, but I couldn't say for definite.

 

I do remember reading it and thinking, 'are you serious, mate?'

 

Maybe my good friends Baldrikk, Babbet_1 and InFlames_90 could help me remember which one it was?



Nethraniel #2673 Posted 04 December 2018 - 11:52 AM

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View PostDead_in_30_seconds, on 03 December 2018 - 07:32 PM, said:

My entry would be something i read on another thread.

I can't remember the exact details, I'm not even sure which thread, it might have been 'New Update' on Newcomers' Forum, but I couldn't say for definite.

 

I do remember reading it and thinking, 'are you serious, mate?'

 

Maybe my good friends Baldrikk, Babbet_1 and InFlames_90 could help me remember which one it was?

 

You mean the New Update stuff from Tomo aka reklakazala... Yeah, he is, uhm, special... 

Babbet_1 #2674 Posted 04 December 2018 - 09:58 PM

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View PostDead_in_30_seconds, on 03 December 2018 - 07:32 PM, said:

Maybe my good friends Baldrikk, Babbet_1 and InFlames_90 could help me remember which one it was?

 

Things are getting really desperate when folk start asking me to remember anything! These days I can't remember what I had for breakfast! (Or indeed if I've had any breakfast!)  :amazed:

PowJay #2675 Posted 07 December 2018 - 07:57 PM

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This team was UNBELIEVABLY STUPID.

 


Edited by PowJay, 07 December 2018 - 07:57 PM.


LCpl_Jones #2676 Posted 13 December 2018 - 09:48 PM

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Tiger 2 is able to pull its weight 

Bordhaw #2677 Posted 16 December 2018 - 12:28 PM

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Low tier game balancing:

 



Baldrickk #2678 Posted 17 December 2018 - 08:51 PM

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I stole these - neither are me



Baldrickk #2679 Posted 28 December 2018 - 06:22 AM

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Once again, we get to breath a little more life into this thread.



_SpartanWarrior_ #2680 Posted 31 December 2018 - 02:32 AM

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I saw a IS camping few meters away from our arty,I told him not to camp.

His answer was "Im an arty u fuk!n nob"

I saw his gun in air shooting...






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