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BIZMARK_16 #2681 Posted 18 January 2019 - 11:16 AM

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Ohhh I’ve got a good one back when I was playing in my kv-2 R (yes I have the normal kv-2 but anyway) with my friends and some one on my team starts raging latterly 10 seconds into the match because me and my friends in heavy (me in my kv-2 r isa is in a KV-2 and kacpers in a O-I) and he starts pointing out my bad stats I’m no where near a good player but I never rage after a while my whole team starts raging at him he shoots me and tells me to uninstall I shoot him back nearly one shooting him he proseads to kill me and jumps on isa he doesn’t get banned after the battle he sends me about 200 messages I blacklisted him

War_Dwarf #2682 Posted 23 January 2019 - 05:55 PM

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hornyarty.PNGdoes horny arty count?

Edited by War_Dwarf, 23 January 2019 - 05:56 PM.


Elefantas #2683 Posted 23 January 2019 - 06:23 PM

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don't focus on tier 8 (defender) with tier 10 arty (obj261)

cause you are going to get banned

 

edit : he was the only visible heavy atm


Edited by Elefantas, 23 January 2019 - 06:23 PM.


War_Dwarf #2684 Posted 27 January 2019 - 10:15 AM

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Oh well,

I just had a T-10 in a tier 9 battle on Ruinberg. Start of the match, he starts crying about "rigged matchmaking" (he is top tier, mind you), because "where are our autoloaders" and how the game is surely lost. The enemy had an Emil I and a Progetto.

So what does this genius do? Sit in base all game crying about rigged matchmaking, how he won't play like this, everything being unfair, how he feels he doesn't press the "battle"- but rather the "(insert harsh word for forced sexual intercourse)"-button, and ends the battle (the enemy was roflstomped, how ironic) with 0 damage and 0 distance travelled.

Looked at his record; 33.6k matches with 47.8% wins. Gee, wonder why...



Baldrickk #2685 Posted 27 January 2019 - 01:38 PM

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PowJay #2686 Posted 29 January 2019 - 08:52 AM

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This is a corker and I have to share it with you.

 

Tier IV to VI battle on Airfield. I am in the Alecto. We start east and I go to my favourite rock on the extreme north where you can shoot enemies coming up and around the hill. I do some good work, I advance to their base and spot/damage their camping Marder and before you know it is game over. I am third on damage with 688 HP. :teethhappy:


 

I get this message after the battle: "thx for leech 6 kill"

 

I reply with a sarcastic "you are welcome" before I explain at length that I had no idea that I had "stolen" a kill and would have apologised for taking the kill shot until I noticed;

 

Spoiler

 



Humansland #2687 Posted 29 January 2019 - 10:41 AM

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View PostBaldrickk, on 27 August 2018 - 12:54 PM, said:

(12:07:38) So where were you hiding?
(12:10:00) Gypsy
(12:11:18) is charming. I just asked where you were. You do not have to call a gypsy because you sucked and lost the battle.
(12:26:17) Who are you ??
(12:26:44) I always lose the battle

 

 

0 dmg player ran and hid at the end.  I just wanted to know where he was hiding while our team capped.

 

Jó látni magyarokat erre :)

Cheezix #2688 Posted 29 January 2019 - 10:57 AM

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The most stupid thing you hear time after time is arty complaining about spots if the game is going slow. They are too lazy to even move, but they always need their teammates to suicide scout for them no matter what. Also arty drowning time after time showing the kind of cowards most of them are. Also your own arty trying to 'help' you with killing you while you're in close combat with the enemy. Also arty not relocating after the flank at their side has fallen, but rather dying while in the meantime complaining about "another noob team". The list goes on and on...

HeroThePilot #2689 Posted 29 January 2019 - 03:52 PM

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Poor insults that people make after they get killed first


reklakazala #2690 Posted 08 February 2019 - 10:29 AM

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Supid things:

here we go

1.you must go with heavy tank in close combat( no, heavy tanks are built for long range fire)

2.HEAT shell cant damage universe ( space ) armor

3. Soviet diesel engine catch fire twice much asUS and german petrol engine

4. thin armor vehicle bounce high velocity, big caliber guns

5.big caliber arty have stunt effect while big caliber tank gun dont

6.wunderwaffen TD dont have ammo at all , ( where is ammo rack in waffentraegger?)

7.same shell type and designation have different penetration values , depend on type of vehicle

8. now with new update there are vehicles faster than shell

9 best thing is  vehicles with open turret or no turret at all are not vunerable to HE shells

10. arty fire nuclear shells ( can damage light tank and heavy tank as well , when hit is within 10m)

11. same type of turret on one tank bounce shells and on other dont( IS and KV122)

12 there is no relation between armor and HP



PowJay #2691 Posted 05 March 2019 - 08:24 PM

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In a battle which we are losing quite badly, I say "Genius team again".


To this comment, an ally replies "And are you any better??? NO!"

 

Around two minutes later same ally says "Moron team"


And you can guess what I replied.

 

So it's battle over. And we lose, but what were the figures. Well I had 2,300 HP damage in my IS-3 and he had around 760 HP in his Object 704. I was TOP on damage of my tier X team and THIRD overall of both teams. Obviously, he was way down the list.

 

I contact him after the battle, and all I say is "I think I won the argument there". It wasn't meant in any malicious way. To this he replies "shut the **** up" kiddie". Whatever!



rageman4u #2692 Posted 06 March 2019 - 03:47 AM

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I see t5 Grille arty trying to spot at the frontline in the beginning of the game

PowJay #2693 Posted 19 March 2019 - 08:00 AM

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Since this moved over to Off-Topic, I haven't posted as much, but there is no way I can ignore this one.

 

At the start of battle, our lkv 65 II starts banging on about me and our T-50-2. It went something like this...


"E25 and T-50-2 will kill this game". I thought he meant that battles being overrun with Premium tanks would kill WoT. Then he says something like.

"Kill E25 and T-50-2". Now I know this guy is odd, so I ask... "what are you on about?" To which he replies... "You will see"

 

So this is Airfield, starting east. I go to my favourite rock outcrop on the B line and almost immediately spot and shoot a Tiger I. My entire team is around base! WHAT?

 

I have no other targets, so I advance. I kill an enemy on the flat top hill and damage another before I am spotted. I retreat and advance again. This time I damage two enemies. I am spotted, I retreat and wait a moment.


"E25 running away. Needs to be carried"- such BS that I don't even care what it was but I get the impression that the reason he thinks the E25 is going to kill him is because he is trolling me. He is almost correct.

 

I advance in the north again and spot four enemies in their base. I damage one and our SPGs fire so I retreat.

 

"E25 running away again. Let others carry". By now he is getting close to the truth. I am going to kill him, but I control myself. After avoiding their tier VII TD I advance again to take out their last vehicle and get a mixture of spotting and gun damage. Game over.


Then the lkv 65 II TKs me.

 

After the battle he opens chat- I was not going to give him the satisfaction of doing it myself. He comments on my need to be carried. Sure. I currently have 57% win rate from 356 battles in the E25. I ask him if he noticed my 1,826 HP damage, my 1727 HP assist AND my Confederate medal? I also point out his overall 47.47% overall win rate (but he is improving greatly). This is his reply...

 

PLAYER (06:35:01) cant even finish alive
PLAYER (06:35:36) you sir are in need of a carry all the time

 

:facepalm:

 

Incidentally- Five battles in E25. High Calibre and Pascucci in win on Abbey. Confederate on Airfield. Dull win on Live Oaks and loss on Minsk (which I hate anyway) Final battle High Calibre, Top Gun and Pascucci but we lost.


Edited by PowJay, 19 March 2019 - 08:25 AM.


Rjsen #2694 Posted 19 March 2019 - 08:46 AM

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everything is stupid about this game... no need to hear ! :trollface:

____Green____ #2695 Posted 19 March 2019 - 10:37 AM

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Its not unique, but my favorit is: Bots who hate bots - unite! I use this phrase daily on chat.

I have diy baseball cap with "People who hate people - unite!"

This is a sarcasm about people who always are mad, rude or unable to accept someones else qualities.

 



PowJay #2696 Posted 19 March 2019 - 11:37 AM

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It's either the day for it, or there is something about the E25. After the last battle I was called "cheat" in German by another player? Is it E25 hate? Not exactly, because he was playing one as well.

 

I looked at his battle stats (not much going on there) and his game stats (OH BOY!) He has 303 HP average damage in his E25 and I currently have 1026 HP at 76.5% MoE.

 

I pointed out that I have over 303 HP/battle damage in my Marder II, tier III TD (336 HP).

 

I pointed out that at least my cheats seem to be working. :trollface:

I got a long line of asterisks... :teethhappy:



PowJay #2697 Posted 21 March 2019 - 11:10 AM

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Ruinberg. Tier VII to IX. I am top tier in the recently-acquired AMX 30. Suspension equipment fitted to carry the 100mm gun, but otherwise, I am stock. I go to the field as I am not brawling in town. We take the east easily. We close on their base. We have them now from both sides of the town and allies are capping. Whether we win this way or not is not important because if they ignore us, we cap. If they don't ignore us then they have enemies both sides of them.


By now, I am quite badly damaged but we are winning at, something like 10>5 or 10>6. It's a good margin and we are in the best position. Our 45TP starts shouting. OMG. THE FLANK. NOOBS. FFS and a whole other stream of drivel. What does he mean? "The flank?" we have all the remaining enemies trapped in the town and we are on all sides. We continue cap and their 110 is the last survivor. He dies just as the clock runs out for cap. Game over. 15>9

 

And when I ask our 45TP to be quiet because we are winning. He says "I will when you stop playing like a muppet." The comment did appear to be directed at me and not the team as a whole.


I survived. I had 14 shots for 9 hits, 9 pens for 2,348 HP damage. I had 3 kills and 199 assist for a little bonus. He was dead. He had 4/3/1 for 90 HP damage for a kill. He was bottom tier (and after 40 battles in the 45TP he may well be stock) but who was the one raging about noobs and muppets? :facepalm:



Rupolsky #2698 Posted 23 March 2019 - 09:11 AM

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Cow chutney

UserZer00 #2699 Posted 24 March 2019 - 11:29 AM

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Stupidest thing lately?

 

"You've been banned until "add date here" for inappropriate behavior in chat" when there is no inappropriate behavior.

 

(Yes, I'm venting and contributing at the same time.  Still, it doesn't make it any less true)



BR33K1_PAWAH #2700 Posted 14 April 2019 - 06:57 AM

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