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TrewSx #41 Posted 25 December 2014 - 09:41 AM

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Arty camper shi.t noob, I was called this for not rushing forward with my T92

shrapnel_bait #42 Posted 25 December 2014 - 09:58 AM

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Being told by a Crusader, still at 100% health because he hid behind my KV-1 for the entire battle, to go and reset our cap when we were about 100 yards from the enemy cap, my KV-1 had both tracks and the engine damaged so my top speed was about 10kph and I was at less than 10% health, he then rushed onto the enemy cap and sat there calling me a Noob for not going back quick enough to reset.

TankkiPoju #43 Posted 25 December 2014 - 09:58 AM

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Top tier heavies that guard the arty in the back the whole game, only to say "stupid noob campers" in the end.

Darth_Woras #44 Posted 25 December 2014 - 10:11 AM

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After tanking T-54 with his 5x HEAT to my KV-5 rear (which didnt pen), I killed him.
All chat: kv5 cheat tank
Oh the lolz, git gud :D

Outfielder #45 Posted 25 December 2014 - 10:35 AM

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View PostSirMushy, on 24 December 2014 - 09:35 PM, said:

Driving cent 7 (using APCR exclusively) yesterday and being called gold noob by blue tiger 2 I shot few times and finally killed. I am still dumbfounded. 

This!

 

Whilst in an FV4202:

"gold noob!"

dude, stat is the standard ammo on this tank.

"you shoot APCR! I can see it! Lying gold noob!"

yes, I DO shoot APCR, which is STANDARD on this tank and quite a few others.

"liar, AP is standard! Gold noob liar! All report lying gold noob'"

 

And this 10k games guy kept going for a full 10 minutes, despite just about everyone telling him that he was wrong........



VisualDarkN #46 Posted 25 December 2014 - 10:41 AM

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I played in a Hummel, positioned myself well in a corner of the map to cover as much as possible without the need to relocate and did some serious pummeling. Then one of my teammates died and started crying that I didn't help him (he most likely forgot the rest of our team needing help) and when I replied that I've already done a lot of damage and that I can't cover the whole map at the same time he called me a camper and "you are camping so hard that you almost fall off the map". 

VisualDarkN #47 Posted 25 December 2014 - 10:45 AM

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Also all the guys standing back crying "don't attack!" when in attack mode makes me scratch my head.

Baldrickk #48 Posted 25 December 2014 - 10:54 AM

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"im gud at tenks" - actually said by a 300 tier X WN8 player being called out for failing hard in his IS-7 (0 dmg)

 

"Don't cap, kill all" - every team that then procedes to suicide their mid and low tier tanks into the surviving top tier HTs with full HP and 2-3 kills apeice



Hounds #49 Posted 25 December 2014 - 10:58 AM

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View PostVisualDarkN, on 25 December 2014 - 10:45 AM, said:

Also all the guys standing back crying "don't attack!" when in attack mode makes me scratch my head.

 

Seen that and the guys crying attack when it's defence

_Mavi_ #50 Posted 25 December 2014 - 11:00 AM

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View PostSwoopie, on 24 December 2014 - 09:07 PM, said:

"Winrate is luck"

 

"I could be purple but I play4fun"

 

Nice one ;p

 



Outfielder #51 Posted 25 December 2014 - 11:11 AM

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View PostHounds, on 25 December 2014 - 09:58 AM, said:

 

Seen that and the guys crying attack when it's defence

 

or 5 tanks changing direction after you type:"you DO realize this is an Encounter Battle, not a Standard one, right?"

StuffKnight #52 Posted 25 December 2014 - 11:50 AM

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View PostBaldrickk, on 25 December 2014 - 09:54 AM, said:

"Don't cap, kill all" - every team that then procedes to suicide their mid and low tier tanks into the surviving top tier HTs with full HP and 2-3 kills apeice

 

This. AAARRRRGHH.

 

Edit:

As for stupid things that happen leading to stupid comments in chat, I've been called a "stupid f**king noob" for hitting allies. seems reasonable, right? Well I'd gladly accept being a total nublet scrub if I was just shooting everything that moves, but this is after they've decided to roll in front of my ****ing gun while I'm exchanging shots with an enemy!


Edited by StuffKnight, 25 December 2014 - 11:56 AM.


Celution #53 Posted 25 December 2014 - 04:04 PM

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View Postwaxx25, on 25 December 2014 - 08:44 AM, said:

 

so if you are a noob statpadder I wonder what a pro statpadder would look like?

 

 that phrase can be read in a bunch of different ways..

1. Cheater, noob statpadder

2. Cheater noob, statpadder

3. Cheater, noob, statpadder

 

But yes, these insults don't even make sense.. 



PhroX #54 Posted 25 December 2014 - 04:54 PM

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I think I've just experienced it with this gem of a teammate: a Borsig with about 2k games played, ordering both teams to report his teammates (myself included) for going to the hill on Himmelsdorf Encounter. When the scores were 14-8 in our favour and the last enemy was 5 secs from dying.

Edited by PhroX, 25 December 2014 - 04:56 PM.


Branna #55 Posted 25 December 2014 - 05:10 PM

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Each and every time the defeated enemy goes "noobs". Sorry but... if you just got obliterated by noobs, what does that make you? :facepalm:

DumbleDerp #56 Posted 25 December 2014 - 09:12 PM

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One of my own team mates asking everyone in the game to report me as a bot because I was the last one standing on my team and decided to go cap out than fight the 3 remaining enemies.

 

Won the match, but it was obviously poor play by me.... to you know, win.



Valerius #57 Posted 25 December 2014 - 09:37 PM

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View PostHawke1446, on 25 December 2014 - 09:12 PM, said:

One of my own team mates asking everyone in the game to report me as a bot because I was the last one standing on my team and decided to go cap out than fight the 3 remaining enemies.

 

Won the match, but it was obviously poor play by me.... to you know, win.

 

 

Never did understand that one either, but then again the comment usually comes from the tanker who drove straight into 6 enemy tanks he knew was there and ofc got killed. I'll gladly accept being called a noob from people such as that, because calling them noobs is an insult to all noobhood.



Matcorr #58 Posted 25 December 2014 - 09:44 PM

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I can't remember exactly what he said but FV4202 basically started crying calling me a lucker noob because I tracked him, shot him twice in the side, killing him in my Tiger 2 with the stock 88. Naturally he started saying stuff like "check your stats" (I'm below 50% but with 60% winrate in Tiger)

Edited by Matcorr, 25 December 2014 - 10:16 PM.


St4n #59 Posted 26 December 2014 - 12:37 PM

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View Postbombuhr, on 24 December 2014 - 08:29 PM, said:

Hmm...

 

Possibly any and all "gold noob" salty comments to other players.

 

Don't like prem ammo? Cry at WG not the players.

It's not like you need to pay real money anyways.

Could you elaborate your very logic statement?


Edited by St4n, 26 December 2014 - 12:52 PM.


Timmber #60 Posted 26 December 2014 - 12:54 PM

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Go Play Lego, noob, after I refused to "cap" when we were defending Siegfried and last man standing on Assault!




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