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Rigel222 #61 Posted 26 December 2014 - 01:11 PM

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Lakeville, amx12t rushes the center towards our Sturer Emil, a few seconds later we see a message saying the enemy 12t has drowned.

Drowned 12t: "report hacker emil for unfair play"

Everyone: "why?"

Drowned 12t: "he pushed me and i drowned"

Everyone: "LOL"

 

Today, me, green wn8, shooting a 543 wn8 jgpze100's cupola

JgpzE100: "tomato noob I'll kill you"

Toonmate, also very green, shoots his lowerplate

JgpzE100: "tomato noob I'll kill you noobs"

He ended the game with 118 dmg dealt.



Baldrickk #62 Posted 26 December 2014 - 03:35 PM

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I'll admit it, I called a stolen kill this morning.
Flanked and shot an enemy HT in the rear taking out his fuel tanks and setting him on fire.
He burned, and burned, and burned, and was killed on 2hp (still burning) by an allied KV, who only managed 4 penetrating hits (and only 240 dmg).
I then crossed the 300m to where he was, barged him aside and killed the enemy team's best player who had been flanking him (and should have taken his attention) to save his scrub skin.
What goes around comes around I guess.

Edited by Baldrickk, 26 December 2014 - 03:36 PM.


theban_nightmare #63 Posted 26 December 2014 - 05:48 PM

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i once got teamkilled while capping and out of the five tanks in the cap he would go for the low health light

tcfreer #64 Posted 26 December 2014 - 09:06 PM

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I saw a fantastic one this morning while streaming

Stat padder in h35 noob
From a guys with over three k games in his t18 Rofl
Out of 15k games lol
Granted I was in the h35 cauae it's soooo funny with these pz2d lol

Juniper7 #65 Posted 26 December 2014 - 11:21 PM

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Not the most stupid one, but this just happened so I remember it. After 9.5 I've pasted this message at the start of every match to spread knowledge: "Please remember to enable the new expanded minimap features in general settings (if you're not using map mods). They are highly useful! :)".

 

Someone then said that he will report me for spam and proceeded to ask that all report me for spam! Mind you, I only pasted it once... Luckily others defended me and I've mostly gotten positive feedback about it anyways. But yeah, irritating.

 

Edit: I've been getting many more of these cases. Why would people do that? I don't get it. With enough of these idiots I'll get banned for trying to make the gameplay even slightly better. Never seen anything like this in any other game, a real shame.


Edited by Juniper7, 28 December 2014 - 12:30 AM.


Speed_Gil #66 Posted 26 December 2014 - 11:31 PM

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Got called a "Golder" today. Really gave me a nice laugh, the stuff these pubbies come up with is ridiculous. :teethhappy:

Djansolo #67 Posted 27 December 2014 - 01:45 AM

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View PostBranna, on 25 December 2014 - 05:10 PM, said:

Each and every time the defeated enemy goes "noobs". Sorry but... if you just got obliterated by noobs, what does that make you? :facepalm:

 

Dead!

 

If only watching this game, you'd think noob meant "I'm talking from below my tombstone now."



Coldspell #68 Posted 27 December 2014 - 04:19 AM

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I had a game where a Leopard 1 driver argued against basically everyone on both sides defending his use of HEAT only by stating he had been told by *insert name of clan I forgot here* that HEAT increased the soft stats on the Leopard 1........... I had calmly tried to explain to him that as HEAT has a much lower muzzle velocity (so travels much slower), worse normalization and is shite vs spaced armour that carrying a few rounds of the Leopard 1's standard insanely high pen APCR might be a good idea...... he was having none of it.

 

He wasn't a bad player statistically (although he did crap in that game) but he had been brainwashed by a group that HEAT improved the tanks soft stats.... not the guns soft stats but the tanks and I rather got the impression he didn't even know what soft stats were..........

 

I ended up killing him in my t-34-2 and the entire thing started because he called me a lucker for bouncing 2 of the HEAT shells in a row, I just replied that if he had been firing standard ammo odds are they would have penned and he responded with this big long rant about HEAT improving the tanks soft stats.



cowtapult1 #69 Posted 27 December 2014 - 04:26 AM

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Westfield

Kv2 goes up behind tds on hill to snipe.

Told him to move down and come fight as 1. he is not sniper 2. he will be spotted and shot from mile away

30 seconds later he is dead with 2 tds next and in front of him

ripped apart by arty

He says i sold him in Tog as i had to come up with him and not suicide by going to fight their heavies in town which btw broke through mid.

 



cowtapult1 #70 Posted 27 December 2014 - 04:27 AM

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View PostColdspell, on 27 December 2014 - 04:19 AM, said:

I had a game where a Leopard 1 driver argued against basically everyone on both sides defending his use of HEAT only by stating he had been told by *insert name of clan I forgot here* that HEAT increased the soft stats on the Leopard 1........... I had calmly tried to explain to him that as HEAT has a much lower muzzle velocity (so travels much slower), worse normalization and is shite vs spaced armour that carrying a few rounds of the Leopard 1's standard insanely high pen APCR might be a good idea...... he was having none of it.

 

He wasn't a bad player statistically (although he did crap in that game) but he had been brainwashed by a group that HEAT improved the tanks soft stats.... not the guns soft stats but the tanks and I rather got the impression he didn't even know what soft stats were..........

 

I ended up killing him in my t-34-2 and the entire thing started because he called me a lucker for bouncing 2 of the HEAT shells in a row, I just replied that if he had been firing standard ammo odds are they would have penned and he responded with this big long rant about HEAT improving the tanks soft stats.

 

he bought account

dont blame noob for being one

just pity the money he thrown in knowing nothing about game



MadAndy52 #71 Posted 27 December 2014 - 05:51 AM

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In my little Hetzer with the 10.5 cm gun one shoting a Lee. I got the "gold noob". Also sniping in my little TOG 2 with camo net binos. I killed 4 tanks the last one ranted about me being "cheating noob hacker" Nevermind the tanker in question just span around and not moving for cover.

 

 



Walk3ala #72 Posted 27 December 2014 - 10:00 AM

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"Follow me" from random player at start of fight. Normaly red random player.

Khitan #73 Posted 27 December 2014 - 10:54 AM

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Got reported last night as a hacker cause my tiger 1 was reloading under 5 seconds.

And the guy reporting me was not an inexperienced player. Ho hum 



Matcorr #74 Posted 27 December 2014 - 11:44 AM

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View PostKhitan, on 27 December 2014 - 09:54 AM, said:

Got reported last night as a hacker cause my tiger 1 was reloading under 5 seconds.

And the guy reporting me was not an inexperienced player. Ho hum 

 

Dat 88 mmm, I've only recently stopped using it in Tiger 2 after I got the top 105, might end up going back to it actually, that reload time is too good not to use

Element6 #75 Posted 27 December 2014 - 12:35 PM

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Most stupid thing I've heard?

 

"Everybody hates artillery"

 



Matcorr #76 Posted 27 December 2014 - 01:06 PM

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"But you were reported just fine"

"fuc*ing coward"

 

-Panther who pinged my location on the map constantly, even after I told him I had been taking hits for 2 minutes straight, in T29, dinged so many shots off my turret and he wanted me to move and follow his yolo self, exposing my hull.

 

PS I ended up with 2420 potential damage recieved.



cant_be_bothered #77 Posted 27 December 2014 - 06:03 PM

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Being called "noob" for not capping to "win" a game on the test server, we "lost" and they got really abusive because I had no interest in a "win".

It's the test server "DUH!" what's the point in even bothering to cap?  I wanted to shoot stuff and try out a tank not test to see if the cap code still worked.

("loss" and "win" in quotes because on the test server, winning or losing is utterly irrelevant)



St31ner #78 Posted 27 December 2014 - 08:22 PM

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While playing a TD:

 

"Stop camping"

 

 

:ohmy:



lemthepimpmeard #79 Posted 28 December 2014 - 04:08 PM

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T-127: gold crapfcm

FCM: i don't use gold

*FCM kills T-127*

T-127: crapgold tank noob

 

:facepalm:



ammarmar #80 Posted 28 December 2014 - 04:12 PM

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I hear this almost every match: "Critical hit!"




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