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daitcho #41 Posted 31 January 2015 - 01:28 PM

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All true and Simon Pegg beat me for the role of Scotty in the new Startrek as he had a better Scottish accent :(

Kevbar #42 Posted 31 January 2015 - 03:37 PM

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Daitcho, next time we're on TS, I want to hear you say:-

 

Purple Burglar Alarm.

 

I worked with many of your, ahemm,  'species' (;)) and it still makes oi larfff thinking about it even now.



daitcho #43 Posted 31 January 2015 - 06:29 PM

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No Problem Kev,    Ye canny change the laws 'O' physics Man,   Simon Pegg indeed,  Sheesh

daitcho #44 Posted 01 February 2015 - 08:11 AM

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Roll Up, Roll up, come see the greatest show on earth, only 10 dorra for longtime

CarZar #45 Posted 01 February 2015 - 02:06 PM

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Spaces are filling up.. yet another recruit got "FLOG'ed" yesterday.. Gratz to him :)

HerrStefutz #46 Posted 01 February 2015 - 03:09 PM

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Not too much bacon left...hurry...

CuddlieBunny #47 Posted 02 February 2015 - 10:17 AM

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Flog Fact no 3: If you combined the blood from every flog member, it would have a higher alcohol content than your average vodka. In fact In Hungary there is a drink called Stef vér, which is modeled on the blood of HerrStefutz himself.

It is said after you drink it you can only see the colours of the Hungarian flag.
 



HerrStefutz #48 Posted 02 February 2015 - 04:12 PM

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Not really blood, but we have Palica, made by fermenting Plums and has an average 52 degrees(ABV) and after drinking it you will not see any colors :))))

 

http://en.wikipedia....rg/wiki/Pálinka
 


Edited by HerrStefutz, 02 February 2015 - 04:12 PM.


daitcho #49 Posted 02 February 2015 - 09:22 PM

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Yea, i drank that then added Ruiner to my friends list :)

CuddlieBunny #50 Posted 03 February 2015 - 01:22 PM

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Another event tonight, join us, you know you want too.

CarZar #51 Posted 03 February 2015 - 05:24 PM

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Still filling up.. get your spot, while you can.. 2 more joined the ranks yesterday...

HerrStefutz #52 Posted 04 February 2015 - 09:45 AM

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Join today and you won't need to pay the 50 euros tax...

CuddlieBunny #53 Posted 04 February 2015 - 02:46 PM

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View PostHerrStefutz, on 04 February 2015 - 09:45 AM, said:

Join today and you won't need to pay the 50 euros tax...

 

Euros? You mean Pounds Sterling, the currency of God himself (he also drives on the left side of the road).

 

 



daitcho #54 Posted 04 February 2015 - 09:00 PM

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In a WT auf E100  

Kevbar #55 Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:45 PM

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As no-one has posted here for such a long time :sceptic: just thought I'd bump the thread with one of my all time favourite jokes. Read on if you dare.

 

The Chief Petty Officer and the Midshipman


The Chief Petty Officer was bragging to the Midshipman one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name Someone, Anyone  and I know them."  

Tired of his boasting,  the Midshipman called his bluff, "Okay, Chief, how about Tom Cruise"?  

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it."  

So they fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom  Cruise, shouts, Chief ! Great to see You! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"  Although impressed, the Midshipman is still sceptical.

 

After they leave Cruise's house, he tells the Chief that he thinks his knowing Tom Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," the Chief says. "President Obama," the Midshipman quickly retorts.  

Yep", I know him, let's fly out to Washington."  

So, off they go. At the White House, Obama spots them on the tour and motions them  over, saying, " Chief, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and that Midshipman come on in and let's catch up.  

Well, the Midshipman is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

 

After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to the Chief, who again implores him to name anyone else.  

The new Pope," the Midshipman replies.

"Sure, I've known the Pope a long time." So, off they fly to Rome. They're assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when the Chief says, "this will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's. Sure enough, half an hour later, the Chief emerges with the Pope on the balcony.  

But by the time he returns, he finds that the Midshipman has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.  

Working his way to the Midshipman's side, the Chief asks him, "What Happened to you"?  

The Midshipman looks up  and says, I was doing fine until you and The Pope came out on the balcony and the tourist next to me asked,

"Who's that on the balcony next to the Chief ?"



CarZar #56 Posted 05 February 2015 - 04:01 PM

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Nice one Kevbar.. Thats the fun we have in FLOG...

daitcho #57 Posted 05 February 2015 - 06:19 PM

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Nice one :)

Artaniu #58 Posted 06 February 2015 - 01:46 AM

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Last night was another good strongholds night.

daitcho #59 Posted 06 February 2015 - 07:36 AM

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Very popular, come along and join the fun, and who knows you may just learn something in the process, :)   A win win win situation

CuddlieBunny #60 Posted 06 February 2015 - 10:40 AM

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We will learn you long time:)




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