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Cronester #1 Posted 05 March 2015 - 02:39 PM

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Hey! I'm looking for a clan (again). If you actually clicked this post to read it you must see some kind of humor so that's a good sign. I enjoy platoons and playing in friendly not competitive groups who can behave and blame themselves in stead of others. If there are too many tomatoes: play better. If the oposing team has a purple platoon or two expect it to be the owner's children and hunt them down. What I am trying to say is think positive.

 

If that's your clan and you think you can handle one more like me in your clan, please please let me know.

 

Oh, at the first sign of drama I am mostlikely gone. I can watch television for that.

 

The below might be weird or offending, but I think it will help you decide if I am a good fit for your clan or not.

 

Me:

Name: Cronester

Age: old enough for pacman

Sex: sorry, married

Language: dutch, english

Country: Netherlands

Teamspeak, ventrillo, mumble whatever you like, I'm running a TS server myself.

Tanks: 1 tier X, 2 IX, couple of VIII about 25 tanks in total

Getting better daily

 

Your clan:

Name: you tell me

Age: including members of around my age or even worse :D

Sex: none of my business

Language: atleast english

Country: most members anywhere near the same timezone (GMT+0 - GMT+2)

Any voice chat

Tanks: More than 10

Getting better daily

 

I'm not looking for a clan of which the members do not know what a floppy disk is

I'm not looking for a clan that tries to beat the bold & the beautiful

I'm not looking for a clan that is based on statistics in any way

I'm not looking for a clan that needs anyone to do stuff

 

Well I think you get the picture. Please leave me a message even if it says that I am discriminating the younger ones, am very rude or anything alike. Invitations are always considered honestly and if you like to play a couple rounds in a platoon, that would be awesome!

 

Till next time!

 

Greetz,

Cronester



Path64 #2 Posted 05 March 2015 - 02:55 PM

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Dear grumpy old Geezer

 

We haz

 

1, Engrish

2, Old Geezers aplenty

3, Gold ammo

4, high pressure win or die platoons.

5, Lies (see point 4)

6, Fish (consult local fish hoarder Rustysprite)

7, Pong (Pacman is for kiddos)

8, BEER!


Edited by Path64, 05 March 2015 - 02:58 PM.


Querulous #3 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:00 PM

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EWC Clan

Several non young'uns

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English, even some Dutch

TS

Clan Wars, stronghold and platoons (but you dont have to blow a gasket attending all the time)

Could be fun...

 



Cronester #4 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:04 PM

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Path64: 

 

:D I don't drink, I never liked pong.

 

Trick question: do you know Yahtzee?


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Cronester #5 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:12 PM

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Hello Querulous

 

I like your clan name and logo. I already like knuppelsmurf.

 

Trick question:  Do you know the game Pong?



Helmutson #6 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:12 PM

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Hi Cronester,

mature, relaxed, fun ?

 

We got it!

http://forum.worldoftanks.eu/index.php?/topic/425638-awf-after-work-fun-is-recruiting/

emblem_64x64.png http://afterworkfun.club/:justwait:

 

we are looking for the right people,not for the right stats !


 


 

 

 



Path64 #7 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:14 PM

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View PostCronester, on 05 March 2015 - 02:04 PM, said:

Path64: 

 

:D I don't drink, I never liked pong.

 

Trick question: do you know Yahtzee?

 

My wife forced our 14 yr old and his friend to play yatzhee on our last cabin trip...they were not amused :trollface:

Cronester #8 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:24 PM

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I should have written something about "how to apply". Some clans seem to have no apply button on the WOT clan zone website thing.

Wayneable #9 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:27 PM

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Cheers Mate! 

cartoon_bulldog_with_beer_by_gcoghill-d5

Are you the next Bulldog? 

The Bulldogs are a fun loving bunch that like to play tanks,drink some beer every now and then, and have a good time on TS. 

We are a active CW clan as well as Strongholds, Team Battles and just old fashioned platooning. 

All we ask of you is that you have at least a tier 7 tank, be on one of the three manditory nights, as well as being on our TS when playing tanks. 

If this sound like something for you contact Wayneabletcfreer or saxoncrusader. Or pop on the team speak - 85.236.100.96:11157  password bull



Cronester #10 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:27 PM

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View PostPath64, on 05 March 2015 - 03:14 PM, said:

 

My wife forced our 14 yr old and his friend to play yatzhee on our last cabin trip...they were not amused :trollface:

 

You took them to a cabin without internet? That is sooo cruel. Maybe we can do some platoon and find out how we do?

Cronester #11 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:32 PM

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View PostWayneable, on 05 March 2015 - 03:27 PM, said:

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Cheers Mate! 

 

Are you the next Bulldog? 

The Bulldogs are a fun loving bunch that like to play tanks,drink some beer every now and then, and have a good time on TS. 

We are a active CW clan as well as Strongholds, Team Battles and just old fashioned platooning. 

All we ask of you is that you have at least a tier 7 tank, be on one of the three manditory nights, as well as being on our TS when playing tanks. 

If this sound like something for you contact Wayneabletcfreer or saxoncrusader. Or pop on the team speak - 85.236.100.96:11157  password bull

 

Try reading my opening post again... You can borrow my glasses if you need one. I also gave a hint in the quote above.



Path64 #12 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:33 PM

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View PostCronester, on 05 March 2015 - 02:27 PM, said:

 

You took them to a cabin without internet? That is sooo cruel. Maybe we can do some platoon and find out how we do?

 

No internet, no electricity(well solar cell) or indoor plumbing :B

I will PM you our common channel chat info just pop in and join the gang when you want.


Edited by Path64, 05 March 2015 - 03:34 PM.


rustysprite #13 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:38 PM

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Crone...

 

We give a free catheter to every new member

 

Path and I have Zimmer races and need a third to toon with, but you sound a lot faster than us :(

 

I think we have lots of other members, but I cant remember...

 

What was the question?

 

 

NURSE !



Cronester #14 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:40 PM

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View PostPath64, on 05 March 2015 - ## ## PM, said:

 

... or indoor plumbing ...

 

... My wife forced ...

 

wow



Joggaman #15 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:42 PM

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Looking good so far, cronester! Make sure you keep old Parf in front of you at all time when tooning.

Cronester #16 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:44 PM

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View Postrustysprite, on 05 March 2015 - 03:38 PM, said:

Crone...

 

We give a free NURSE to every new member

 

Path and I have Zimmer races and need a third to toon with, but you sound a lot faster than us :(

 

I think we have lots of other members, but I cant remember...

 

What was the question?

 

 

Catheter !

 

I take the free nurse... but what I don't understand why did you shout for a catheter?



Cronester #17 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:47 PM

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View PostJoggaman, on 05 March 2015 - 03:42 PM, said:

Looking good so far, cronester! Make sure you keep old Parf in front of you at all time when tooning.

 

Why? He can't stand losing the Zimmer Races?

rustysprite #18 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:48 PM

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View PostCronester, on 05 March 2015 - 02:44 PM, said:

 

I take the free nurse... but what I don't understand why did you shout for a catheter?

 

Parf inserts the catheters for those with bad eyesight....  He lubricates everything with a little spit

Joggaman #19 Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:51 PM

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Evil_Mungo #20 Posted 05 March 2015 - 05:34 PM

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WJDE, mate.  All the way.




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