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LT300 #1 Posted 27 July 2011 - 06:25 PM

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We at pirates would like to share our huge game knowledge with all the other clans that need our experience so that one day they might have a chance of winning a game against us:

Fisrst lesson : Why you should use HE ALL THE TIME instead of AP

HE shells are slower than AP shells , you think that's bad ? then you're a noob

it is important that the shell does not gain too much speed .... why ? because if it goes too fast it will travel in time

t0 = the time in the firinng tank
t1 = the time of the shell

according to the restraint theory of relativity (by a student of mine called einstein) : t1 = t0 / SQR(1-v²/c²)

where v = the speed ot the sheel as seen from the tank and c = the speed of light

so if you load too much powder in the casing and fire your shell at the speed of light or close to the speed of light the time of the shell will slow down compared to the time for the firing tank and the target tank.

Therefore the target tank will have all the time of the world to dodge the incoming shell because that shell travelling that fast will be at the spot a few years after the target was there !!!

This is why you noobs should always use HE rounds ... they are slower and therefore are less prone to travel in time and miss their target.

Join us next week for : how to ram to death a maus with a T2 light tank

Try not to create topics in which you address to other clam members as " noobs" or to insult them in any other way.
You already was sanctioned for similar violations in past, so this time we will double your Ro time - to 7 days.

Edited by BigBadVuk, 28 July 2011 - 09:39 PM.
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Snib #2 Posted 27 July 2011 - 06:30 PM

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Now it all makes sense, thank you for sharing your wisdom. :lol:

Also last week I rammed a 7% T43 to death with my Leopard. Still working on doing the same with a Maus, am therefore impatiently awaiting your next lesson. ;)

Yarr!  :Smile-izmena:

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R3b00t #3 Posted 27 July 2011 - 06:32 PM

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I already did so!

shnbwmn #4 Posted 27 July 2011 - 06:37 PM

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Sagro #5 Posted 27 July 2011 - 06:47 PM

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i take back all my accusations of bad coding kudos to wargaming for implementing einsteins theorem into the game !

willTell #6 Posted 27 July 2011 - 06:59 PM

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I don't get it.
Maybe it's because English is not my native language.

Is it only meant to be funny, are other clan using HE shells (which are useless imho), I am confused :D

StronkTonk008 #7 Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:02 PM

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Erm.
Ha....ha?

drenzul #8 Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:05 PM

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so if you load too much powder in the casing and fire your shell at the speed of light or close to the speed of light the time of the shell will slow down compared to the time for the firing tank and the target tank.

So, you only need several hundred tons of gunpower per shell then, with perfect combustion e.t.c.

Also the velocity would be the time experience by the shell not the vehicle you are shoot at since otherwise, you'd be able to dodge light since it would take an infinate time to reach you since its travelling at light speed through space, also its the reverse of what suggested, a shell fired at light speed would experience zero passage of time before it hit the target, since anything travelling at light speed automatically enters statis.

And while I know it was a (very poor) joke, I figured I'd let people know how relatively really works.

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We at pirates would like to share our huge game knowledge with all the other clans that need our experience so that one day they might have a chance of winning a game against us:

Or they could just bring Tier 8 + tank team of randoms and they probably still have a good chance of a win  :Smile-playing:
Pssstt - You guys aren't anywhere near as good as you think you are!

LT300 #9 Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:15 PM

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Pssstt - You guys aren't anywhere near as good as you think you are!


HAHA your post is even funnier than mine :)

+1 for the sense of humor

drenzul #10 Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:24 PM

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Hmmm, well it looks like your sig may say all it needs to about the pirate's level of arrogance.

LT300 #11 Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:26 PM

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View Postdrenzul, on 27 July 2011 - 07:24 PM, said:

Hmmm, well it looks like your sig may say all it needs to about the pirate's level of arrogance.

true .... true .....

Terrorsatan #12 Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:35 PM

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...or Troll

Since im drivin arty im always using HE, and i think HE is way superior.

ghoty #13 Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:58 PM

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I don't get it.

emu87 #14 Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:58 PM

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Pirates are always trolling.

LT300 #15 Posted 27 July 2011 - 07:59 PM

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WTF ? why are you giving me + reps for ? are you all retarded or something ? come on give me some - reps

Referring to other members of WoT community as retarded is NOT welcomed you are already sanctioned few times for similar things, so ths time 7 days of RO.

Edited by BigBadVuk, 28 July 2011 - 09:42 PM.
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Ronin81 #16 Posted 27 July 2011 - 08:09 PM

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Average_Oldie #17 Posted 27 July 2011 - 08:15 PM

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I musta slept longer than I thought... is it friday already?


Theese posts usually dont show until fridays.

exbuzzz #18 Posted 27 July 2011 - 08:43 PM

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So to summarize, stack 12 tier 10s and some arty?

Orree #19 Posted 27 July 2011 - 09:16 PM

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Always spam HE...always.



Please...    ;)

willTell #20 Posted 27 July 2011 - 09:55 PM

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Yeah but seriously, is this what the Pirates have have learned about their enemies?
They (the other clans) are using HE ammo
I don't think so, and by writing such a post they are simply laughing about any other clan.. I don't like it.
How old are u, dude? 12?




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