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Celution #21 Posted 27 July 2011 - 10:01 PM

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People who call other people n00b are n00bs themselves, just sayin'.

LT300 #22 Posted 27 July 2011 - 11:02 PM

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Ok to the developpers : Please implement very soon the gold transfer between players .... i need to send a few people some gold so that they can buy some sense of humor  :P

carvillan #23 Posted 27 July 2011 - 11:08 PM

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View PostBloodbeard_Joe, on 27 July 2011 - 11:02 PM, said:

Ok to the developpers : Please implement very soon the gold transfer between players .... i need to send a few people some gold so that they can buy some sense of humor  :P

To be honest, you don't come across as funny just a arrogant!  I'd love to see you in a battle to see just how good you really are.

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can't wait till next week! keep em coming :P

Lord_WC #25 Posted 27 July 2011 - 11:30 PM

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Uh, no, on the contrary.
The two tanks would observe that time slows down or does not pass at all for the shell (for example you slapped a watch on it before firing). A bit later it would just hit the target with nearly 300 000 km/s.

LT300 #26 Posted 27 July 2011 - 11:53 PM

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View Postcarvillan, on 27 July 2011 - 11:08 PM, said:

To be honest, you don't come across as funny just a arrogant!  I'd love to see you in a battle to see just how good you really are.

Seriousely man, you have an inferiority complex, go and see a shrink or something.

I make a troll post to laugh about it and you start with : I'd love to see you in a battle to see just how good you really are.

sure lets make a training battle if that makes you happy (remember to equip a vaseline module)

by the way ....


We never said we're good, our results do. by the way : http://uc.worldoftan.../tournaments/9/

Are we arrogant ? well we don't mind arrogant people in the clan as long as they are good .... so you have no chance of joining ....sorry  :Smile_harp:

View PostLord_WC, on 27 July 2011 - 11:30 PM, said:

Uh, no, on the contrary.
The two tanks would observe that time slows down or does not pass at all for the shell (for example you slapped a watch on it before firing). A bit later it would just hit the target with nearly 300 000 km/s.

Actually no, time does not slow down or accelerate in its own reference. to the shell 1 s stays 1 second .... and to the tanks 1 second remains one second

However : 1 second to the shell = 1s (to the tanks)/ SQR (1-v²/c²) so when v=c  1shellsecond = 1tanksecond/0 = infinity

Therefore if the speed of the shell = 150 000 000 m/s  (c=300 000 000m/s)   SQR(1-v²/c²)= SQR(1-025) = SQR 0,75 = 0.87

1 shellsecond = 1 tank second / 0.87 = 1.15 seconds

So when the sheel flies for 1 second the ennemy tank have moved for 1.15 seconds

at 250 000 000 m/s  1 shell second  = 1.8 tank seconds

and at 280 000 000 m /s 1 shell second = 2.78 tank seconds

and at 299 000 000 m/s 1 shell second = 150 tank seconds

So practically if you have a shell that can fly at 299 000 000 m/s and you fire at a M3lee that is 300 000 Kms from you (thats a big map) .... he has to stay 150 seconds in the same spot for your shot to hit him .... highly unlikely (yeah right like if you have AP shells at 299 000 000 m/s and M3 Lee on soma alien planet lol)

Anyway .... we at Pirates are beyond the laws of nature and or god (oh wait thats me) and can teleport shells to any location therefore we have no relativity therory problems.

The other day, Halfik our clan leader shot a T2 light tank in andromeda with a special Wormhole AP shell and that's 2.5 light years away !!!  :blink: (sorry i can't tell you more about that yet, these experimental rounds are still under testing)

Bodhiwan #27 Posted 28 July 2011 - 12:30 AM

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Mr Pirate, regardless of how good at it you may be, all you are doing is moving pixels around on a screen. The things people brag about never cease to amaze me...

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View PostBodhiwan, on 28 July 2011 - 12:30 AM, said:

Mr Pirate, regardless of how good at it you may be, all you are doing is moving pixels around on a screen. The things people brag about never cease to amaze me...

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How true. A clan can rise in a day and fall the very next .....

LT300 #29 Posted 28 July 2011 - 06:42 AM

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View PostBodhiwan, on 28 July 2011 - 12:30 AM, said:

Mr Pirate, regardless of how good at it you may be, all you are doing is moving pixels around on a screen. The things people brag about never cease to amaze me...

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"regardless of how good at it you may be" are you talking about the game there ? because i am also good in the other thing you were talking about  :Smile-hiding:

Excuse me but when YOU play you do something other than moving pixels on the screen ? who the hell was bragging about anything ? this topic started as a joke and people started bashing at pirates as usual ...

You know what ? its cool because as long as everyone hates us, it means we are doing a great job kicking ass so keep the hate coming  :Smile-izmena:

LT300 #30 Posted 28 July 2011 - 06:43 AM

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View Postshnbwmn, on 28 July 2011 - 05:03 AM, said:

How true. A clan can rise in a day and fall the very next .....

I hope that when your clan eventually rises, it will stay at the top for as long as we have been ... that means from the beginning

Bokusatsu_Tenshi #31 Posted 28 July 2011 - 06:54 AM

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View PostBloodbeard_Joe, on 28 July 2011 - 06:43 AM, said:

I hope that when your clan eventually rises, it will stay at the top for as long as we have been ... that means from the beginning


...because from the begining the Pirates clan uses Map Hack.................................   Cheaters.  Everybody here knows what your clan are using......

I realize you are provoked by his trolling, but you cant accuse other clans of such things.If you have evidence, please send them to support.

Edited by BigBadVuk, 28 July 2011 - 09:46 PM.
accusing other clan for hacking


LT300 #32 Posted 28 July 2011 - 07:14 AM

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View PostRRS262, on 28 July 2011 - 06:54 AM, said:

...because from the begining the Pirates clan uses Map Hack.................................   Cheaters.  Everybody here knows what your clan are using......

:) please explain to me what is a map hack ... on second thought ... never mind

blackfox666 #33 Posted 28 July 2011 - 07:34 AM

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Stuck up your own ass much? This post isn't to help people out, it's to get a chance to boast and call people noobs. You're full of the brown stuff mate.

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LT300 #34 Posted 28 July 2011 - 08:09 AM

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View Postblackfox666, on 28 July 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:

Stuck up your own ass much? This post isn't to help people out, it's to get a chance to boast and call people noobs. You're full of the brown stuff mate.

I don't need to make a stupid retarded post like this to call people noobs , noobs know they are noobs and we were all a noob one day ... and when you think you are not a noob anymore you are still a noob to someone else (me included yes ... i am someone else's noob)

and if you did not understand that this post is a joke and has nothing to do with helping people out, means only that you have the IQ of an oyster.

btw : don't insult people by calling them "full of shit" when you are a big piece of shit yourself

skuf #35 Posted 28 July 2011 - 08:15 AM

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you people have been trolled and you actually are gettingtrolled still by every serious reply you made, therefore i salute Bloodbeard_joe for achieving his goal of trolling people who do not have a sence of humo(u)r


*salutes*

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View Postskuf, on 28 July 2011 - 08:15 AM, said:

you people have been trolled and you actually are gettingtrolled still by every serious reply you made, therefore i salute Bloodbeard_joe for achieving his goal of trolling people who do not have a sence of humo(u)r


*salutes*

OMG finally i almost lost hope in human intelligence ... cheers ! +1

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*eating popcorn while Bloodbeard_Joe reels all his prey to him*

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View PostRonin81, on 28 July 2011 - 08:38 AM, said:

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awwww .... you ruined my fun  :blink:

XiTiX #40 Posted 28 July 2011 - 09:55 AM

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As Buddhist I feel exempted from this theory. After deep meditation during the battle countdown I feel united with every tank on the battlefield so there is no difference between AP or HE. All is one, so I fire shot in random direction and it always hits the same moment it was fired. Off course I die too, but hey life is just an illusion.




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