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GrumblingGrenade #1 Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:02 AM

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Hello, WoT community!

 

So - upon having a brief scan of the "Off-Topic" section of the forums, I have noticed that there is a classic Internet game missing. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, allow me to present to you...

 

The Vending Machine...

A game by many previous; brought to WoT EU by GrumblingGrenade

 

The game is simple. One forumite, (taking myself as an example), will insert something into the vending machine. The next player to post will decide what comes out of the vending machine, and will insert something new. The next player will do the same, and the pattern will repeat itself. To illustrate...

 

OP: *Inserts a coin*

 

#2: You get a dancing rabbit.

     *Inserts golden carrot*

 

#3: You get a dead swordfish.

     *Inserts a tree*

 

And so on and so forth...

 

Now, the aim of the game is to be as creative as you possibly can. I'd be willing to give out some +1s to the most creative and erratic of answers. So, please allow me to start, and then it's over to you!

:medal:

 

*Inserts a coin*

 

...


Edited by GrumblingGrenade, 23 April 2015 - 11:57 AM.


Dr_Grigz #2 Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:14 AM

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  • 20322 battles
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  • Member since:
    08-10-2011

You get a loltractor.

*Inserts scrap metal*



Toffer1337 #3 Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:43 AM

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    11-29-2012

#2 You get a fork.

*Inserts a deer*



GrumblingGrenade #4 Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:56 AM

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You get a furry Nissan Micra.

 

*Inserts a loaf of bread*


Edited by GrumblingGrenade, 23 April 2015 - 05:34 PM.


lemthepimpmeard #5 Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:59 AM

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You get a blow up doll of SerB

 

*Inserts a TOG II* *



GrumblingGrenade #6 Posted 23 April 2015 - 12:02 PM

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You get a bratwurst sausage.

 

*Inserts the same sausage*


Edited by GrumblingGrenade, 23 April 2015 - 05:34 PM.


lemthepimpmeard #7 Posted 23 April 2015 - 12:21 PM

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You get a stock M3 Lee with a 50% crew

 

*Inserts a machete*



GrumblingGrenade #8 Posted 23 April 2015 - 12:23 PM

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You get a battleaxe.

 

*Inserts a piano*


Edited by GrumblingGrenade, 23 April 2015 - 05:34 PM.


Toffer1337 #9 Posted 23 April 2015 - 01:29 PM

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    11-29-2012

You get a ticket to a Lindsey Stirling concert.

*Inserts a used condom*



lemthepimpmeard #10 Posted 23 April 2015 - 01:56 PM

    Brigadier

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You get an off the peg paternity suit :trollface:

 

*Inserts a mudkip*



Joggaman #11 Posted 23 April 2015 - 01:57 PM

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    05-23-2011

U get pregnant. 

"Insert gold ammo"



GrumblingGrenade #12 Posted 23 April 2015 - 02:14 PM

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You get insulted.

 

Spoiler

 

*Inserts "rustysprite"'s favourite fish*



lemthepimpmeard #13 Posted 23 April 2015 - 02:28 PM

    Brigadier

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You get a keyboard with no 2 key :trollface:

 

*Inserts a water bottle*



GrumblingGrenade #14 Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:04 PM

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You get a keyboard with only the 2 key.

 

*Inserts a CD*



rustysprite #15 Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:18 PM

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You get this...

 

 

Inserts WOT educational warning :(



Obsessive_Compulsive #16 Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:33 PM

    General

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    09-09-2014

You get aids.

 

''Inserts pen1s''


Edited by Smeeeeg_Heeeeed, 23 April 2015 - 04:34 PM.


Joggaman #17 Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:43 PM

    Major General

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U get a pain in the butt. 

"Insert a baguette"



WOTomatoSauce #18 Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:45 PM

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    05-05-2014

You get an AMX ELC

"Inserts a Honey Stuart" (the tank, not the animal) 



GrumblingGrenade #19 Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:53 PM

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You get 103 little 37mm gold shells.

 

*Inserts a straight jacket*



lemthepimpmeard #20 Posted 23 April 2015 - 05:44 PM

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You get an angry honey badger

 

*Inserts a nuke*






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