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GrumblingGrenade #41 Posted 25 April 2015 - 06:10 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

View PostGiraffeInATopHat, on 25 April 2015 - 04:25 PM, said:

You get a log

 

*Inserts paper*

 

You get a log made of paper.

 

*Inserts a post-it note*



FireflyTanker #42 Posted 25 April 2015 - 07:50 PM

    Private

  • Player
  • 3332 battles
  • 25
  • Member since:
    03-27-2015

View PostGrumblingGrenade, on 25 April 2015 - 05:10 PM, said:

 

You get a log made of paper.

 

*Inserts a post-it note*

 

You get the post-it note back with a written message: "OUT OF ORDER"

 

*Inserts a cat*



GrumblingGrenade #43 Posted 25 April 2015 - 08:30 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

You get another post-it note back with a written message: "OUT OF ORDER".

 

*Inserts a vending machine*



WOTomatoSauce #44 Posted 26 April 2015 - 10:13 AM

    Sergeant

  • Player
  • 7745 battles
  • 279
  • Member since:
    05-05-2014

It makes a noise that sounds like it's broken

*inserts gold*



rustysprite #45 Posted 26 April 2015 - 01:42 PM

    Major

  • Player
  • 22613 battles
  • 2,643
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    03-18-2012

You get a Dinger

 

Inserts Joggaman



CountOfTuscany #46 Posted 26 April 2015 - 01:44 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Player
  • 4562 battles
  • 1,032
  • [SMACK] SMACK
  • Member since:
    07-01-2011

You get free comments.

 

*Inserts pancake*



WOTomatoSauce #47 Posted 26 April 2015 - 06:41 PM

    Sergeant

  • Player
  • 7745 battles
  • 279
  • Member since:
    05-05-2014

You get a pan with a cake in it.

*insert War Gaming's Marketing department*



Shaka_D #48 Posted 27 April 2015 - 10:04 AM

    Colonel

  • Beta Tester
  • 37657 battles
  • 3,761
  • Member since:
    10-18-2010

You get Serb's scaggy dirty toenails

"inserts a random rigged MM conspiracy theory"


Edited by jinx_uk, 27 April 2015 - 10:05 AM.


TsundereWaffle #49 Posted 27 April 2015 - 02:52 PM

    Field Marshal

  • Player
  • 27337 battles
  • 11,097
  • [LEWD] LEWD
  • Member since:
    03-31-2013

You get a life supply of tinfoil

*inserts two left shoes*



GrumblingGrenade #50 Posted 27 April 2015 - 05:53 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

You get spare laces.

 

*Inserts nothing*



rustysprite #51 Posted 28 April 2015 - 08:48 AM

    Major

  • Player
  • 22613 battles
  • 2,643
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    03-18-2012

You get standard WOT account

 

*Inserts 49 Euro*



Obsessive_Compulsive #52 Posted 28 April 2015 - 09:05 AM

    General

  • Player
  • 28622 battles
  • 8,443
  • Member since:
    09-09-2014

you get a tier 2 tank, 50 fire extinguishers, 50 repair kits, 50 cups of coffee, a garage slot, a crew rename, a camo skin, some credits, some gold, a pair of binocs and 7 days premium.:(

 

'inserts the Dalai Lamas shiny bonce'



TheDrownedApe #53 Posted 28 April 2015 - 09:51 AM

    Major General

  • Player
  • 47206 battles
  • 5,992
  • [IDEAL] IDEAL
  • Member since:
    03-27-2013

"you get 1 billion Chinese trying to take it off you"

 

"inserts used chewing gum found under work desk"



TsundereWaffle #54 Posted 28 April 2015 - 10:09 AM

    Field Marshal

  • Player
  • 27337 battles
  • 11,097
  • [LEWD] LEWD
  • Member since:
    03-31-2013

You get a used work desk found under chewing gum.

 

*inserts a Lego tank*


Edited by WafflePanzer, 28 April 2015 - 10:10 AM.


Obsessive_Compulsive #55 Posted 28 April 2015 - 12:11 PM

    General

  • Player
  • 28622 battles
  • 8,443
  • Member since:
    09-09-2014

You get a vending machine

 

''inserts coin''



Shaka_D #56 Posted 28 April 2015 - 02:36 PM

    Colonel

  • Beta Tester
  • 37657 battles
  • 3,761
  • Member since:
    10-18-2010

You get 25xp at the current conversion rate

"inserts PATCH 9.7"



GrumblingGrenade #57 Posted 28 April 2015 - 06:27 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

You get three AMX 30B return rollers.

 

*Inserts a Boeing B-17F*


Edited by GrumblingGrenade, 28 April 2015 - 06:27 PM.


rustysprite #58 Posted 29 April 2015 - 08:47 AM

    Major

  • Player
  • 22613 battles
  • 2,643
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    03-18-2012

You get a flight to Moscow

 

*inserts a pole dancer*

 



keyres #59 Posted 29 April 2015 - 06:22 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Beta Tester
  • 35599 battles
  • 1,300
  • [F-T-R] F-T-R
  • Member since:
    12-26-2010

You receive a brand new (it says on the package, that the previous owner didn't use it at all, duh) non alcoholic carrot.

 

*Inserts a powerful remotely detonated explosive device*

 

*Runs away laughing hysterically*


Edited by keyres, 29 April 2015 - 06:23 PM.


GrumblingGrenade #60 Posted 29 April 2015 - 06:34 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

You get singed hair.

 

*Inserts a dollar note into what is left of the vending machine; thanks "Keyres"...*

:P

 


Edited by GrumblingGrenade, 06 May 2015 - 09:37 PM.





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