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WOTomatoSauce #61 Posted 29 April 2015 - 08:34 PM

    Sergeant

  • Player
  • 7745 battles
  • 279
  • Member since:
    05-05-2014

You get a the same dollar note.

*runs down the hill into the coin slot to put in a dollar in change*



GrumblingGrenade #62 Posted 29 April 2015 - 08:55 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

You get a fully repaired and upgraded vending machine; complete with a little tune that plays as you wait.

 

*Inserts a cardboard box*



who_dares_wins #63 Posted 30 April 2015 - 09:13 PM

    Warrant Officer

  • Player
  • 3077 battles
  • 772
  • Member since:
    02-21-2015

You get a whine thread from Evil_Mungo telling everyone that if you don't think arty is the most OP thing ever you're a noob.

Inserts a 233mm Gold shell.



GrumblingGrenade #64 Posted 01 May 2015 - 07:46 AM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

You get hated on.

 

*Inserts a handful of peanuts*



keyres #65 Posted 01 May 2015 - 12:48 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Beta Tester
  • 35599 battles
  • 1,300
  • [F-T-R] F-T-R
  • Member since:
    12-26-2010

You get an apologetic beetroot, and a white beetle.

 

Inserts an old button.



rustysprite #66 Posted 01 May 2015 - 01:30 PM

    Major

  • Player
  • 22684 battles
  • 2,658
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    03-18-2012

You get a Pearly King

 

*Inserts a kipper*



Chimeratech #67 Posted 01 May 2015 - 02:35 PM

    Lieutenant Сolonel

  • Player
  • 18731 battles
  • 3,431
  • [T-D-U] T-D-U
  • Member since:
    12-12-2011

You get a packet of biscuits

 

*inserts a katana*



GrumblingGrenade #68 Posted 01 May 2015 - 11:05 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

View PostChimeratech, on 01 May 2015 - 01:35 PM, said:

You get a packet of biscuits

 

*inserts a katana*

 

You get a butter knife.

 

*Inserts a dragon*



Chimeratech #69 Posted 01 May 2015 - 11:08 PM

    Lieutenant Сolonel

  • Player
  • 18731 battles
  • 3,431
  • [T-D-U] T-D-U
  • Member since:
    12-12-2011

You get a cyber dragon

 

*inserts Vonnis*



GrumblingGrenade #70 Posted 01 May 2015 - 11:11 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

View PostChimeratech, on 01 May 2015 - 10:08 PM, said:

You get a cyber dragon

 

*inserts Vonnis*

 

You get a "Jigabachi-Evil_Mungo" forumite hybrid.

 

*Inserts a camouflage net*



TINI06 #71 Posted 02 May 2015 - 08:57 AM

    Sergeant

  • Player
  • 10978 battles
  • 295
  • [SW0T] SW0T
  • Member since:
    06-22-2014
U get something u cant see

*inserts kangaroo *

GrumblingGrenade #72 Posted 02 May 2015 - 11:21 AM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

View PostTINI06, on 02 May 2015 - 07:57 AM, said:

U get something u cant see

*inserts kangaroo *

 

You get a parrot wearing designer sunglasses, holding a beach-ball, with a sock draped over it's left wing.

 

*Inserts a washing machine*



keyres #73 Posted 02 May 2015 - 11:57 AM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Beta Tester
  • 35599 battles
  • 1,300
  • [F-T-R] F-T-R
  • Member since:
    12-26-2010

You get Complacent Grenade.

 

Inserts an empty set


Edited by keyres, 02 May 2015 - 11:57 AM.


GrumblingGrenade #74 Posted 02 May 2015 - 12:14 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

View Postkeyres, on 02 May 2015 - 10:57 AM, said:

You get Complacent Grenade.

 

Inserts an empty set

 

You get "EvenMoreComplacentGrenade"

 

*Inserts the pin*



etikchoochoo #75 Posted 02 May 2015 - 12:23 PM

    Lance-corporal

  • Player
  • 4473 battles
  • 84
  • [J3FF] J3FF
  • Member since:
    07-03-2014

you get... a oh Sh*t run!

 

inserts chocolate button.



GrumblingGrenade #76 Posted 02 May 2015 - 02:36 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

You get a Malteser.

 

*Inserts a bee*



keyres #77 Posted 02 May 2015 - 04:53 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Beta Tester
  • 35599 battles
  • 1,300
  • [F-T-R] F-T-R
  • Member since:
    12-26-2010

You get ... Ow what the ?! That bee just stung me!

 

You bastard.

 

You get a small charred pea.

 

inserts a really tiny tiny blob of soldering tin



Chimeratech #78 Posted 02 May 2015 - 05:19 PM

    Lieutenant Сolonel

  • Player
  • 18731 battles
  • 3,431
  • [T-D-U] T-D-U
  • Member since:
    12-12-2011

You get a really really tiny can of beans 

 

*inserts co-op meal deal*



GrumblingGrenade #79 Posted 03 May 2015 - 02:28 PM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 6008 battles
  • 2,204
  • [WJDE] WJDE
  • Member since:
    09-04-2013

You get hungrier.

 

*Inserts a small chunk of iron ore*



keyres #80 Posted 04 May 2015 - 07:40 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Beta Tester
  • 35599 battles
  • 1,300
  • [F-T-R] F-T-R
  • Member since:
    12-26-2010

Begins smelting

 

...

Looks up

 

Oh, you wanted something?

Come back in a month or so, and perhaps your order will be ready. This ain't a fast food, you know...

duh, people these days - no patience at all... 

 

mumbles while getting back to smelting

 

Absentmindedly, puts a decent looking beetroot muffin into the slot (where the hell, did it come from, the bard wandered), probably taking it for a toolbox.


Edited by keyres, 04 May 2015 - 07:47 PM.





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