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evilchaosmonkey #1 Posted 11 July 2015 - 01:45 PM

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STRONK TONK ONLY

 

so here we are, the stronkest and sexiest bunch of god damned tankers there are

statistics aren’t vital but you'll need to have:

 

  • at the very least a WN8 of 1200 and better over the last 30 days;
  • classed as green or very very nearly green overall;
  • a tier 8 tank; and,
  • a face uglier than mine.


There are no rules in this clan, but we won’t tolerate idiots or people who abuse other players
Teamspeak: klanu.teamspeak.ninja  &  webpage: http://stronktonk.enjin.com/home

KLANU is a lifestyle choice for you


Edited by evilchaosmonkey, 11 July 2015 - 03:56 PM.


evilchaosmonkey #2 Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:12 AM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

Come join KLANU, because women will love you more

 

we want relaxed team players, field commanders and people who want to have fun whilst winning

we don't have spots for people who hum or sing on Teamspeak

If you have a win8 of 1200+ then KLANU is for YOU

terms and conditions apply:  1) the survey wasn't very big. well actually it consisted of just my girl and she wasn't 100% sure.  Well she said that she likes KLANU because they kept me playing pixel tonks instead of hassling her to get me a drink or food or something else far more dirty



evilchaosmonkey #3 Posted 13 July 2015 - 07:29 PM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

we're here for you in game and out*

*we might save you from a real life mistake, but hell we'll make fun of you afterwards

if you want to team play more come talk to us



evilchaosmonkey #4 Posted 14 July 2015 - 08:24 PM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

auto loader platoons - the best fun you can have when your woman isn't around

 

if you want to win more come talk to us

KLANU a lifestyle choice for YOU



evilchaosmonkey #5 Posted 15 July 2015 - 06:38 PM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

if tonks is getting you down today, join us and beat the MM or click here for retro fun*

*press full screen button if you need glasses

 

if you want to win more come talk to us

KLANU a lifestyle choice for YOU



evilchaosmonkey #6 Posted 16 July 2015 - 08:27 PM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

if you want to win more come talk to us

 

KLANU a lifestyle choice for YOU

new TS address:  klanu.teamspeak.ninja

new website: http://stronktonk.enjin.com/home



evilchaosmonkey #7 Posted 17 July 2015 - 06:43 PM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

Join KLANU and experience a life like Brad Pitt*

* well obviously like Brad would if he played internet tonks.  You won't get Angelina, or his money or his film contracts.  Thankfully, you won't get his kids either.

we need field commanders, and the stronkest of stronk team players

KLANU is for YOU

new TS address:  klanu.teamspeak.ninja

new website: http://stronktonk.enjin.com/home



evilchaosmonkey #8 Posted 18 July 2015 - 05:32 PM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

Usually it's Sun, Sea, Sand and Sex.  

 

But if you're not getting the sex tonight, play internet tonks with us and you'll get your mojo back

If you're green or nearly green then apply, we want to talk to youKLANU is for YOU

new TS address:  klanu.teamspeak.ninja

new website: http://stronktonk.enjin.com/home



evilchaosmonkey #9 Posted 21 July 2015 - 05:22 PM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

Join KLANU, there will never be a need to rage again

 

If you're green or nearly green then apply, we want to talk to youKLANU is for YOU

new TS address:  klanu.teamspeak.ninja

new website: http://stronktonk.enjin.com/home



Wtcorp_ #10 Posted 21 July 2015 - 11:27 PM

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Klanu, for when you get random teams like this....

 



evilchaosmonkey #11 Posted 22 July 2015 - 07:28 PM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

you don't need a video to know you'll win with us

 

KLANU a lifestyle choice for YOU

new TS address:  klanu.teamspeak.ninja

new website: http://stronktonk.enjin.com/home

 

PS: Nice work there Wtcorp



Wtcorp_ #12 Posted 23 July 2015 - 12:28 AM

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View Postevilchaosmonkey, on 22 July 2015 - 06:28 PM, said:

  

 

PS: Nice work there Wtcorp

 

Churchill III is too stronk



evilchaosmonkey #13 Posted 23 July 2015 - 08:00 PM

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KLANU, STRONK TONK ONLY

 

re-discover what it feels like to be a man*

*but with no man boobs, schizophrenics or ikea

KLANU is for YOU

new TS address:  klanu.teamspeak.ninja

new website: http://stronktonk.enjin.com/home






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