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HerrWeltkrieg #1 Posted 13 August 2011 - 11:57 AM

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First of many Chuck jokes is here: Chuck Norris have killed 31 enemies in a random battle :lol:

Post your ideas here to make us laugh and not only frown on the @%+*/ balance disscussions :D

HerrWeltkrieg #2 Posted 13 August 2011 - 12:31 PM

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There are no victories ..... there are only battles that are not worth of Chucks sight :D

PolleDK #3 Posted 13 August 2011 - 12:46 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a tank, the mere sight of him will blow up any tank.

Whenever the server is down, it's not because of maintenance. It's because Chuck Norris made a roundhouse kick and killed all tanks and the server.

Chuck doesn't believe in artillery, hence artillery can not hit him.

El Halluf was originally a flat terrain. Then came Chuck.

HerrWeltkrieg #4 Posted 13 August 2011 - 01:09 PM

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Once when one tank refused to explode upon Chucks order, Chuck took extreme measure and punched it and hence the place is now called Ruinberg :D

PuNiO_The_PuNiSHeR #5 Posted 13 August 2011 - 01:20 PM

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Thought it was only in snipermode when artied and so did WG but the fps drop is caused by Chuck doing his pushups in the capzone...

Bundin #6 Posted 13 August 2011 - 01:34 PM

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Off-topic would be a good place for this.

HerrWeltkrieg #7 Posted 13 August 2011 - 01:35 PM

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View PostBundin, on 13 August 2011 - 01:34 PM, said:

Off-topic would be a good place for this.

my bad i hven't noticed that thread sorry

Cyan_PL #8 Posted 13 August 2011 - 02:47 PM

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Chuck Norris's medal:
I: Enter a battle in VK3001(P)
II: Be on the winning team.
III: Score a kill.
IV: Survive it.

Gigaton #9 Posted 13 August 2011 - 03:01 PM

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Small little piece of trivia: you can't actually have US tanker named Chuck Norris. The surname Norris is there (it's also in as forename, so you can have Norris Norris) but there isn't forename Chuck.

I can only assume that the tanker name 'Chuck Norris' is solely available for developers, and grants so gargantuan bonuses that it causes the whole tank to flip out and destroy other tanks by simply appearing on the field.

dawdler #10 Posted 13 August 2011 - 03:12 PM

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Chuck Norris only drive loltraktor.

PuNiO_The_PuNiSHeR #11 Posted 13 August 2011 - 06:24 PM

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The sheer blastpressure of his roundhousekick in the USA caused a serverbackbone faillure in Munich.....

Mesteren #12 Posted 13 August 2011 - 06:28 PM

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There is no IS-4, only Chuck Norris in disguise

Jovisfulmina #13 Posted 13 August 2011 - 06:29 PM

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Chuck Norris can go on the hill of Himmelsdorf with a T95 and win the game.

Reverend_Lovejoy #14 Posted 13 August 2011 - 07:44 PM

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There once was cover in Malinovka until Chuck Norris rolled a Grille.

Dark_Cartographer #15 Posted 13 August 2011 - 07:53 PM

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If Chuck Norris were to play WoT, then his tank then he would be..........Wait Chuck Norris doesn't need a tank, he wins because he can.

BattleMetalChris #16 Posted 13 August 2011 - 07:54 PM

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Chuck Norris is an expert at suicide scouting. He just walks over to the enemy base and all the other tanks kill themselves.

PuNiO_The_PuNiSHeR #17 Posted 13 August 2011 - 08:20 PM

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No.....Chuck doesn't know how to perform a critical hit with zero damage...

Razorix22 #18 Posted 13 August 2011 - 08:29 PM

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If Chuck Norris run out of ammo, he'll disembark and throw his tank on the enemy, doing massive damage in a radius of 100 meters.

Chuck Norris is never disarmed.

CuddlyPanda #19 Posted 13 August 2011 - 08:37 PM

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1.) Chuck Norris dosent need premium shells, he has his fists.
2.) Chuck Norris has a visual range over 500m.
3.) Tanks cannot camouflage from Chuck Norris.
4.) Chuck Norris can roundhousekick you from another server.

CuddlyPanda #20 Posted 13 August 2011 - 08:39 PM

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This picture says it all  B)




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