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PuNiO_The_PuNiSHeR #21 Posted 13 August 2011 - 08:52 PM

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When Chuck goes scouting nobody dares to tell him to wait for 30 seconds.

karbengo #22 Posted 13 August 2011 - 09:05 PM

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Any shell fired at Chuck Norris bounce back at you, always.

Chuck norris drive, fire, reload, spot and command his tank with one foot; And he roundhousekick your tank with the other.

Chuck Norris can get capture point out of the enemy base and the allied too.

PewPewTankDestroyer #23 Posted 13 August 2011 - 10:26 PM

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chuck norris got a 0mm all-around-armor and every shot bounced off!
when a penetrating shot hits the driver of a is4 and does no dmg; it got catched by chuck norris toth!
the sturmtiger´s prem-ammo will be a off-map-call for chuck norris roundhousekick! ->BEAM!
chuck norris is undetecteble; your eyes will curve instead of spotting him!

blackfox666 #24 Posted 13 August 2011 - 11:11 PM

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Chuck Norris can't drive any tank. Reason? He can't one punch enemy tanks from inside a metal box.

KoffieWhite #25 Posted 13 August 2011 - 11:28 PM

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View Postblackfox666, on 13 August 2011 - 11:11 PM, said:

Chuck Norris can't drive any tank. Reason? He can't one punch enemy tanks from inside a metal box.

But maybe he could punch the inside of his tank to launch pieces of it at the enemies?

PolleDK #26 Posted 13 August 2011 - 11:44 PM

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When Chuck is playing a random battle, the battle timer doesn't count down. Chuck decides when the battle is over.

There are no bias in World of Tanks. There is only Chuck Norris, and then the rest.

Traumwandler #27 Posted 13 August 2011 - 11:45 PM

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Chuck norris can ram a maus to death driving a loltraktor !

blackfox666 #28 Posted 14 August 2011 - 01:01 AM

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View PostXxMagpiexX, on 13 August 2011 - 11:28 PM, said:

But maybe he could punch the inside of his tank to launch pieces of it at the enemies?

How stupid of me, of course he could!

Thorgel #29 Posted 14 August 2011 - 06:01 AM

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Chuck Norris`s bush is the best bush to hide  :lol:

PuNiO_The_PuNiSHeR #30 Posted 14 August 2011 - 06:53 AM

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Chuck is the person responsible for the lemming trains and yes....even YOU would follow him. :lol:

Kazahani #31 Posted 14 August 2011 - 08:05 AM

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you have is-4 and you can chose to fight whit maus or chuck norris
i will go fight whit maus

HerrWeltkrieg #32 Posted 14 August 2011 - 09:48 AM

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Guys you are great i aml rofling and soaling on your jokes all the time keep it up :D

SchwerePanzer #33 Posted 14 August 2011 - 10:25 AM

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Chuck manages to make his shots go through rocks...oh wait everybody can on the buggy maps.

LiamNL #34 Posted 14 August 2011 - 10:29 AM

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chucks 3rd fist will pwn you

link: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=sl_syqEH7SM

(sorry not good at jokes :()

Aceje #35 Posted 14 August 2011 - 10:49 AM

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In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris does not fight Russian tanks because his fists would bounce.

marko4231 #36 Posted 14 August 2011 - 12:17 PM

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I once wanted to rename my tank commander in Chuck Norris, but WG staff didnt allow it, they say no GOD MODE EVER
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PolleDK #37 Posted 14 August 2011 - 12:37 PM

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Shells fired at Chuck Norris cease to exist. They are more commonly known as Ghost Shells.

The IS-4 isn't overpowered. Chuck just took it for a spin, and some of his supreme skill stuck to it.

If someone calls Chuck Norris a noob, they will have their tank blown up instantly upon entering a new battle. No one calls Chuck a noob. Ever.

PuNiO_The_PuNiSHeR #38 Posted 14 August 2011 - 01:53 PM

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Chuck called Overlord lately to tell him that WoT was given the official Chuck Norris stamp of approval and if anybody dislikes the game then the Devs should reply that the game is working like intended...period

Well who would ever disagree with Chuck?

lol

InnerCircleSZ #39 Posted 14 August 2011 - 02:42 PM

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Chuck Norris' Tracks can´t be destroyed because he uses his feet to move the tank

MattMason #40 Posted 14 August 2011 - 02:45 PM

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You've all probably seen this but...
In Google type "find Chuck Norris" without the quotes.
Hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.




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