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marko4231 #41 Posted 14 August 2011 - 03:39 PM

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View PostMattMason, on 14 August 2011 - 02:45 PM, said:

You've all probably seen this but...
In Google type "find Chuck Norris" without the quotes.
Hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

Got this reply from Google:
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

    Run, before he finds you
    Try a different person

Laughed, laughed...stil am laughing and laughing..... :lol:


Chuck Norris runs Mac os on his Windoes PC :)

Check out Chuck shirts :D
http://www.chucknorr...norris-shirt-us

BlakesBully #42 Posted 14 August 2011 - 03:58 PM

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For Chuck Norris there is no progress in this game, for his loltraktor is already rated tier X.

Hellbanan #43 Posted 14 August 2011 - 04:06 PM

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Chuck Norris can score Wittmansmedal with stock Tiger 1.
Chuck Norris does not move his tank around the map, the map moves itself around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have to shoot to score a kill, everybody kills himself rather than to be shot by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has no crew in his Tank, the crew is afraid of being seen by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can not hide in the bush since the bush is afraid of Chuck Norris and runs away.
You can not fire a shell at Chuck Norris since the Shell is afraid of going near Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can crash the tank barriers in Komarin with a light tank.

HerrWeltkrieg #44 Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:31 PM

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Chuck Norris can break the soundberrier in the T95  :D
and ofc he can break it with his roundhousekick :D

Rex_Ryan #45 Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:51 PM

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Chuck Norris always scores direct hits with the T92.

Mckiller #46 Posted 14 August 2011 - 06:13 PM

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In Hands of Chuck Norris,even MS-1 is terrifying

apennatie #47 Posted 14 August 2011 - 06:30 PM

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Chuck Norris sucks.. Hail to the king baby!

DrLove #48 Posted 14 August 2011 - 07:51 PM

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Chuck Norris once let a guy live. Naw, just kidding.
Chuck Norris once though about beating up Justin Bieber, the next day Justin Bieber became a girl...Chuck Norris doesn't fight women
You can't pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars... the shooting stars are just idiots who pissed off Chuck Norris.

kvota #49 Posted 14 August 2011 - 09:35 PM

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:Smile-playing:

DrLove #50 Posted 14 August 2011 - 09:37 PM

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When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris wears a tank top..... made from a tank

kvota #51 Posted 14 August 2011 - 09:57 PM

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View PostMckiller, on 14 August 2011 - 06:13 PM, said:

In Hands of Chuck Norris,even MS-1 is terrifying

:lol:

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PuNiO_The_PuNiSHeR #52 Posted 15 August 2011 - 01:23 AM

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:Smile_honoring:

DrLove #53 Posted 15 August 2011 - 08:52 AM

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The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him.
The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

Khaoohs #54 Posted 15 August 2011 - 10:48 AM

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Chuck Norris can run WoT on Comodore C64 in full detail.
He can cap enemy base without moving an inch from home spawn area.
When he is in sniper mode he can actually see u looking at your LCD.

von_chom #55 Posted 15 August 2011 - 11:25 AM

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Chuck Norris is OP

Shootingstarr #56 Posted 15 August 2011 - 12:27 PM

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orlik's medal was called chuck norris medal once
it required you to destroy 15 enemy tank's of at least t9 with a ltraktor, ms-1 or t1 cunningham

but chuck norris didn't approve, so the dev's had to change it

Rommi #57 Posted 15 August 2011 - 01:38 PM

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Chuck Norris's medal - Awarded to a player who stands alone against thirteen or more enemy tanks and wins without taking any damage. The targets must be at least six tiers higher than the player's vehicle.

Chuck__Norris #58 Posted 15 August 2011 - 02:18 PM

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Good facts  :D .

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Chuck norris always hits while driving a SPG, ALWAYS

Khaoohs #60 Posted 15 August 2011 - 03:16 PM

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When Chuck drives KV with 152mm gun, hes reload time is 0,0000001sec , based on fisics law that nothing can travel faster than light except Chuck he will outrun any light tank on battlefield.




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