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Roran_Hawkins #81 Posted 05 December 2011 - 09:23 PM

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Chuck Norris destroys a tank every time he breathes.

JeffyShow #82 Posted 06 December 2011 - 02:35 AM

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Chuck Norris can penetrate KV with PzIII using AP rounds.

DougHole #83 Posted 06 December 2011 - 03:00 PM

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Chuck can drive off the map, out of your screen and into your room, get out of his tank and kick your head in.

Twice.

shiftypowers2002 #84 Posted 06 December 2011 - 04:29 PM

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Chuck Norris has a 1000miles of armour penetration.

All Gun Rammer's are constructed from Chuck's longest beard whiskers!

JeffyShow #85 Posted 07 December 2011 - 04:21 PM

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When someone destroys Chuck Norris tank he climbs out and rams them.

JeffyShow #86 Posted 08 December 2011 - 09:35 AM

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LostSpider #87 Posted 08 December 2011 - 10:15 AM

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Chuck Norris can play world of airplanes and world of battleships with his loltractor and win

Deukmans #88 Posted 08 December 2011 - 11:15 AM

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View PostJeffyShow, on 07 December 2011 - 04:21 PM, said:

When someone destroys Chuck Norris tank he climbs out and rams them.


Have you been living under a rock???? Chuck's tanks cant be destroyed!


On topic: 65 million years ago something terrible happend. you think it was a meteorite. let me tell you the real story

one day Chuck was cruising nicely in his loltraktor when he spotted an enemy ms-1. not something terrible. he eats those for snacks between lunch and dinner.
he proceeded to shoot at the darn thing. then some thing VERY TERRIBLE happend: he MISSED. the only shot he ever missed in WOT. and that caused the dinosaurs to extinct. The END(for dino's)

JeffyShow #89 Posted 12 December 2011 - 06:35 AM

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When Chuck Norris drives M3Lee he makes it feel beautiful.

Roran_Hawkins #90 Posted 12 December 2011 - 04:30 PM

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When Chuck Norris has cola cans and vents, he throws both at the enemy tanks, making them explode.

When Chuck Norris would own WG, when you'd die, you'd get a round-house kick right through your PC screen.

V8_IKiLLeR #91 Posted 12 May 2012 - 05:58 PM

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Or brak down :arta:

nemchenk #92 Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:06 PM

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If you look up Chuck Noriss' Win/Loss ratio, you get "divide by zero"

2alertred #93 Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:20 PM

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No one knows Chuck Noriss DPS. Nothing has ever lasted that long.

Chuck Noriss once killed 100 tank just by saying the word "round house kick"

The author above was kicked out of his tank for saying that Chuck Norris could possibly be mortal.

2die4khaine #94 Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:28 PM

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Chuck Norris once petted a small mouse. The damage inflicted on the poor mouse, led to the design of the Maus, which thus far is the only tank to survive gentle petting by Chuck Norris. Once.

PzPionier #95 Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:35 PM

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With Chuck Norris as commander, every tank becomes elite.
Even the stock ones.

Ubertoaster #96 Posted 15 May 2012 - 06:19 PM

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Chuck Norris can ammorack a tank without ammo.

Demoned #97 Posted 16 May 2012 - 03:33 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a tank Cus he's F'in Chuck Norris




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