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omgdontkillme #1 Posted 29 July 2015 - 08:45 AM

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Just played 33 matches with T26E4 on average 2.2k Wn8, which isnt epic but ok. Never then less only 45% WR.

I just dont know how to deal with those zombie teams, which i constantly get. Kinda feels like mm wants to punish me by giving me such crappy, brain-afk teams.

 

Does anyone have a suggestion?

 

Yeah i know about platooning, but as i dont have a tier X yet, cant get into decent clan (non tomato), so not an option yet.

 

Best so far was, but there even best team would have struggled against such weight imbalance. Too pity didnt make a screenshot of it. You can guess in which team i was in.

3 tier VII                  0 tier VII

8 tier VIII       VS     4 tier VIII

4 tier IX                  11 tier IX


Edited by omgdontkillme, 29 July 2015 - 08:51 AM.


ilmavarvas #2 Posted 29 July 2015 - 08:54 AM

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Usually I just teamkill everyone when I'm driving my KV-2, that should teach them some manners! :trollface:

 

And for reward I get some 1-3 days ban, so I don't have to suffer from zombie teams for a couple of days :great:



Vahakn #3 Posted 29 July 2015 - 09:04 AM

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Well we all are at the mercy of the MM and there is nothing you can do about it. My advice is do your very best at every opportunity. your WN8 performance in each battle will reflect your effort as well. been there mate  ;)  sent you a PM btw.

Lycopersicon #4 Posted 29 July 2015 - 11:43 AM

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Offer them brains.

Evil_Mungo #5 Posted 29 July 2015 - 11:46 AM

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It's difficult in a slow tank, mate.

 

You basically have to win two flanks.  You need to take up a very aggressive position on one flank and kill all of the stuff there within 2-3 minutes and then rotate back around through your base or flank around through the enemy base to then take on the second flank.



dennez #6 Posted 29 July 2015 - 12:22 PM

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Story of my life.. wn8 on the rise and winrate is dropping like a Malaysian airliner.. I just stopped caring..

 



omgdontkillme #7 Posted 29 July 2015 - 03:53 PM

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View PostLycopersicon, on 29 July 2015 - 11:43 AM, said:

Offer them brains.

 

If i try and suggest a valid tactic. They dont care. They still rush into suicide. Never seen so many people who are learn resistent.

 

View PostEvil_Mungo, on 29 July 2015 - 11:46 AM, said:

It's difficult in a slow tank, mate.

 

You basically have to win two flanks.  You need to take up a very aggressive position on one flank and kill all of the stuff there within 2-3 minutes and then rotate back around through your base or flank around through the enemy base to then take on the second flank.

 

Yeah, so basically carry carry and carry.

 

Btw whats up with those stupid matches? Like 5 tier IX heavy vs 0 tier IX heavy? I dont speak about player skill, just the vehicle composition, which makes you lose from start on, as you are FORCED to abbandon a lane, cos of lack of proper vehicles.



Evil_Mungo #8 Posted 29 July 2015 - 04:45 PM

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View Postomgdontkillme, on 29 July 2015 - 02:53 PM, said:

 

If i try and suggest a valid tactic. They dont care. They still rush into suicide. Never seen so many people who are learn resistent.

 

 

Yeah, so basically carry carry and carry.

 

Btw whats up with those stupid matches? Like 5 tier IX heavy vs 0 tier IX heavy? I dont speak about player skill, just the vehicle composition, which makes you lose from start on, as you are FORCED to abbandon a lane, cos of lack of proper vehicles.

 

It's hard to win with no armour at all in a team but not impossible.  If you have no tanks on one side then you must have an overpowering force somewhere else.  That's where you need to crush the enemy.



great_kahn #9 Posted 29 July 2015 - 11:28 PM

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Spam the team chat with disgusting amounts of hate spam to improve moral.

 



LordMuffin #10 Posted 30 July 2015 - 10:48 AM

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Dragonlordcv #11 Posted 30 July 2015 - 12:42 PM

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