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B4NTER #1 Posted 03 August 2015 - 12:55 AM

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red players 

bio: not very well liked and always angry, no one knows exactly what about.. one day its hax other day is gold ammo

either way they hate everyone and are out for a fight

threat level: 2

 

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orange players 

bio: these guys just like to sit back and let the team do the work, they are all about having fun at others expense 

threat level: 3 

 

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yellow players 

bio: the zombies of the EU server not very smart or strong but they have the numbers. watch for main attack: "retard yolo"

threat level: 4

 

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green players 

bio: these guys are similar to orange players, they are about having fun, without the teams expense, they can often be seen in platoons of bat chats and IS3s 

treat level: 5

 

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blue players 

bio: the back bone of the team, strong and well equipped to carry the team (focus by arty at all costs)

threat level: 7

 

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unicums 

bio: strong, fast and deadly. these guys will chew you up and spit you out without breaking a sweat

they will beat you and they will look good doing it

treat level: 8 

 

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super unicums

the dark and cold part of the EU server holds these crazy motherfuckers, recruiter by Serb himself from mental asylums and prisons from all over Europe

avoid at all costs: if you do find yourself head to head with this guy, run, hide and pray...

treat level: 10



Shnuks #2 Posted 09 August 2015 - 10:41 PM

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Maybe you should add a randomness factor or something like that...

 

Chance Superunicum will snapshot you with his E100 at 400m while falling from a cliff - 1%

Chance red/orange bob will do it - 80%



Sukpee #3 Posted 09 August 2015 - 10:54 PM

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Yay, I'm in the Yellow retard yolo group!

B4NTER #4 Posted 10 August 2015 - 12:08 AM

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View PostShnuks, on 09 August 2015 - 09:41 PM, said:

Maybe you should add a randomness factor or something like that...

 

Chance Superunicum will snapshot you with his E100 at 400m while falling from a cliff - 1%

Chance red/orange bob will do it - 80%

 

its about colour not rng

+ effort : D


Edited by B4NTER, 10 August 2015 - 12:08 AM.


Raffy5 #5 Posted 10 August 2015 - 10:45 AM

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Color influences the RNG.

So in the end is also about RNG.

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B4NTER #6 Posted 11 August 2015 - 05:08 PM

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View Postpussinbootsraffy, on 10 August 2015 - 09:45 AM, said:

Color influences the RNG.

So in the end is also about RNG.

:trollface:

 

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Wtcorp_ #7 Posted 11 August 2015 - 05:20 PM

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Yes, I'm a retard yoloer. Proudest moment of my life

considoXO #8 Posted 24 August 2015 - 09:48 AM

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View PostShnuks, on 09 August 2015 - 09:41 PM, said:

Maybe you should add a randomness factor or something like that...

 

Chance Superunicum will snapshot you with his E100 at 400m while falling from a cliff - 1%

Chance red/orange bob will do it - 80%

 

This! Haha - I laughed so loud that my colleagues gave me strange looks! +1

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Henriques #9 Posted 02 September 2015 - 12:06 PM

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And I'm just here realizing all of them play arty 

B4NTER #10 Posted 02 September 2015 - 01:20 PM

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Rerole

a failure who failed the first time so trys again, weak and desperate for wn8.

often seen in weak clans until they build up enough battles to look like a unicums then join better clans

threat level -1



B4NTER #11 Posted 02 September 2015 - 01:31 PM

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Arty player

a kid that no one likes, all his power comes from one finger and he always brags about the click

often seen in packs of 3 per game, these players play arty cus they cant play any other tank and the damage makes them look good

threat level: 11

 


Edited by B4NTER, 18 December 2015 - 10:03 PM.


Swoopie #12 Posted 02 September 2015 - 11:08 PM

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View PostB4NTER, on 02 September 2015 - 02:31 PM, said:

Arty player

a kid that one one likes, all his power comes from one finger and he always brags about the click

often seen in packs of 3 per game, these players play arty cus they cant play any other tank and the damage makes them look good

threat level: 8

 

 

Should be threat level: tier*0,5+(color) where (color) is rated from 10 (red/very bad) to 1 (dark purple/super unicum). See dark purple guy in arty? Np, rng will make his life miserable. See red guy in arty? Rip match before it even began, the rng he has is just unreal.

Edited by Swoopie, 02 September 2015 - 11:09 PM.


B4NTER #13 Posted 02 September 2015 - 11:38 PM

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View PostSwoopie, on 02 September 2015 - 10:08 PM, said:

 

Should be threat level: tier*0,5+(color) where (color) is rated from 10 (red/very bad) to 1 (dark purple/super unicum). See dark purple guy in arty? Np, rng will make his life miserable. See red guy in arty? Rip match before it even began, the rng he has is just unreal.

 

there is a long and boring explanation why i wont do this: effort

i just chose syndrome cus all his power is in his index finger like arta


Edited by B4NTER, 02 September 2015 - 11:39 PM.


Swoopie #14 Posted 02 September 2015 - 11:41 PM

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View PostB4NTER, on 03 September 2015 - 12:38 AM, said:

 

there is a long and boring explanation why i wont do this: effort

i just chose syndrome cus all his power is in his index finger like arta

 

uwotm8? Wasn't even commenting on "who it should be" just the sad joke that reds are more scarier when playing arty when compared to purple, just cause their rng seems to be out of this world.

B4NTER #15 Posted 03 September 2015 - 01:02 AM

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View PostSwoopie, on 02 September 2015 - 10:41 PM, said:

 

uwotm8? Wasn't even commenting on "who it should be" just the sad joke that reds are more scarier when playing arty when compared to purple, just cause their rng seems to be out of this world.

 

yea but look at the others, like red noob is red and Garfield is orange, it would take effort to colour code them so people would know

Swoopie #16 Posted 03 September 2015 - 01:04 AM

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View PostB4NTER, on 03 September 2015 - 02:02 AM, said:

 

yea but look at the others, like red noob is red and Garfield is orange, it would take effort to colour code them so people would know

 

Well without further explaining, I'll just leave this here:



B4NTER #17 Posted 03 September 2015 - 01:28 AM

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View PostSwoopie, on 03 September 2015 - 12:04 AM, said:

 

Well without further explaining, I'll just leave this here:

 

basically i cant be arsed, does this make sense to you??

Edited by B4NTER, 03 September 2015 - 01:28 AM.


Swoopie #18 Posted 03 September 2015 - 01:30 AM

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View PostB4NTER, on 03 September 2015 - 02:28 AM, said:

 

basically i cant be arsed, does this make sense to you??

 

My god.... I'm so done here. Go reread my first post.

 

Edit: But yeh apart from that I liked your OP.


Edited by Swoopie, 03 September 2015 - 01:32 AM.


B4NTER #19 Posted 03 September 2015 - 01:32 AM

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View PostSwoopie, on 02 September 2015 - 10:08 PM, said:

 

Should be threat level: tier*0,5+(color) where (color) is rated from 10 (red/very bad) to 1 (dark purple/super unicum). See dark purple guy in arty? Np, rng will make his life miserable. See red guy in arty? Rip match before it even began, the rng he has is just unreal.

 

I CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CHANGE THE ARTY POST 

HOW DOES THIS NOT MAKE SENSE


Edited by B4NTER, 03 September 2015 - 01:32 AM.


Swoopie #20 Posted 03 September 2015 - 01:59 AM

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View PostB4NTER, on 03 September 2015 - 02:32 AM, said:

 

I CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO CHANGE THE ARTY POST 

HOW DOES THIS NOT MAKE SENSE

 

Because it was a joke, even told you that in the second post I made?

 

Edit: Maybe, just maybe I could've worded it a bit better, but I doubt it'd have made any difference.


Edited by Swoopie, 03 September 2015 - 02:02 AM.






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