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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"


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BigFellas_Dad #1 Posted 21 August 2015 - 02:41 PM

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Obsessive_Compulsive #2 Posted 21 August 2015 - 03:57 PM

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:teethhappy:

 

Q: Why do women take longer than men to reach orgasm?

A: Who cares?

 


Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

A: Look inside your pants; if you have a [nob], it's not time.


Edited by Low_Lister, 21 August 2015 - 03:57 PM.


BigFellas_Dad #3 Posted 21 August 2015 - 04:07 PM

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You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

 

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships

 

Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.

 

I woke up this morning at 8 am, and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30 am.


Edited by BigFellas_Dad, 21 August 2015 - 04:09 PM.


RedSox04 #4 Posted 23 August 2015 - 11:44 AM

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2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Markieh #5 Posted 23 August 2015 - 01:58 PM

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knock knock

who's there?

To

To who?

To whom*






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