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Excavatus #21 Posted 10 September 2015 - 02:26 PM

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View PostSchmeksiman, on 10 September 2015 - 01:20 PM, said:

 

I wonder who that might be, I shall have a serious talk if he's thinking of defecting to those bunch of gold spammers!

 

Edit: Oh, wait...

 

If you leave I leave... Period!

two reasons..

 

1) I am afraid of Nial!

2) you accepted SU-100 once... SU loves you!



TheJumpMaster #22 Posted 10 September 2015 - 02:26 PM

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View Postrustysprite, on 10 September 2015 - 03:20 PM, said:

 

I don't know how I got here... 

My nurse said we were visiting her boyfriend Monty to look at his new rubber duvet set

 

Next thing I know I wake up at a picnic with a bunch of Dingers  :ohmy:

 

 

 

 

You are killing me with laughter!!



Be_seeing_you #23 Posted 10 September 2015 - 02:28 PM

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novelty clan community. essentially just a bunch of awkward, unfortunate blebs who hide behind a thin layer of  "comedy" catchphrases and mildly amusing (but well designed) signatures

 

"Look everyone, I shoot Gold & Kemp busch, oooohhhhh its just banter though bcos i'm a Dinger"

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 



rustysprite #24 Posted 10 September 2015 - 02:52 PM

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View Postfazakerley_, on 10 September 2015 - 01:28 PM, said:

 

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

Here ya go...

 

Feed him hourly with beer

 



Schmeksiman #25 Posted 10 September 2015 - 03:00 PM

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View PostExcavatus, on 10 September 2015 - 03:26 PM, said:

If you leave I leave... Period!

two reasons..

 

1) I am afraid of Nial!

2) you accepted SU-100 once... SU loves you!

 

I love you guys too much to leave, invested too much time and made too many friends. Plus someone needs to be good cop when Niall acts as bad cop ^^

But as I've said to Leadbucket a few years ago when he tried to recruit me, I would not hesitate for a seconds if I didn't have a great bunch of people already.



TPR_Wolram #26 Posted 10 September 2015 - 03:11 PM

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View PostTheJumpMaster, on 10 September 2015 - 12:56 PM, said:

 

Since when is sticking your tongue in the mouth and fondling the fins considered resuscitation?

 

~twitch~ 

 

I am a changed person after the initiation, some like it so much they quit and re-apply



Brav_LOWE #27 Posted 10 September 2015 - 03:21 PM

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Ze dingerz are nabs, bots, obscure little buggers shooting lazy man's ammo in every tank, eveywhere, anytime, anyhow, whatever.

We are biggerererest nabs EU confirmed. Our netto credits always are on the - side.

We like beeeeewbs ( . ) ( . ) (gib nimzo small ones plz)

Rusty is a fish, and he'd mary a fish i bet

We are bots, cuz we s u c k literally

If u try trolling us, get your @$$ ready for some highly childish super-nab trollink.

We are the ones that secretly buff ruski tenks so that you will alwayz be mad tavaraski komrad.

We are the trolls perverts that can make out of a poor discussion an entire battle.

We are the ones that b i t c h, fap and wank around shooting stronk siemka pl sperma ammo.

 

WE ARE THE DINGERS. DEAL WITH IT BOB.

Spoiler

 



rustysprite #28 Posted 10 September 2015 - 03:24 PM

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View PostTPR_Wolram, on 10 September 2015 - 02:11 PM, said:

 

~twitch~ 

 

I am a changed person after the initiation, some like it so much they quit and re-apply

 

Re-apply now

 

My secretary awaits

 



Joggaman #29 Posted 10 September 2015 - 04:20 PM

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I think SerB likes us! Here from this year's community camp:



SuedKAT #30 Posted 10 September 2015 - 04:22 PM

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View PostNillelack, on 10 September 2015 - 12:47 PM, said:

So almost every thread i see people who are members of "The dingers" But who are you guys :)

 

 

Spoiler

 


Edited by SuedKAT, 10 September 2015 - 04:22 PM.


mirri_maz_duur #31 Posted 10 September 2015 - 04:33 PM

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I am always open to propositions, and rusty asked if I like fish, so I said ''Yes", thinking I was going to get some free fish and chips.

Bad move.

 

I got 'Press ganged' and woke up in a smelly dungeon covered in industrial strength fish oil, and well worn jock strap with skid marks, last used by the Boss for a couple of years.

 

I was asked if I could play tanks and shoot, so I said ''Yes'' again, knowing full well I cannot hit a mountain or a red tenk, but I found out I can hit 'toon mates in the back.

 

Since I still had a pulse, I was recruited, and I kept quiet that I was 69 years and 70 years in a couple of months but have managed to avoid being chucked out for about a year now by being quiet and not doing anything, even when asked.

My contribution to the klan is next to sod all, so I am surprised I am still allowed in the klen.



dennez #32 Posted 10 September 2015 - 04:34 PM

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View Postrustysprite, on 10 September 2015 - 03:24 PM, said:

 

Re-apply now

 

My secretary awaits

 

 

you told me i looked pretty in rubber. But the rash never really went away.. Nor will the shame of you posting my private pics here.  Damn you and your suave moves

Joggaman #33 Posted 10 September 2015 - 04:39 PM

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I envy you your man-bewbs, dennez:playing:

cellaman7 #34 Posted 10 September 2015 - 04:46 PM

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Rusty giving his fish some loving S&M again?

TheJumpMaster #35 Posted 10 September 2015 - 04:50 PM

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View Postcellaman7, on 10 September 2015 - 05:46 PM, said:

Rusty giving his fish some loving S&M again?

 

I think that Rusty has been feeling lonely.....:girl:

cellaman7 #36 Posted 10 September 2015 - 05:00 PM

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View PostTheJumpMaster, on 10 September 2015 - 03:50 PM, said:

 

I think that Rusty has been feeling lonely.....:girl:

 

He Cod have been. I Haddock thought of that?

Stixius #37 Posted 10 September 2015 - 05:00 PM

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Part of my initiation was to use Rusty's loo after him. The seat was still warm but.....

Spoiler

 


Edited by Stixius, 10 September 2015 - 05:02 PM.


TwoPointsOfInterest #38 Posted 10 September 2015 - 05:04 PM

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Throughout my time on these forums and this game I have dedicated some of my time to the so called 'Dingers' and their behavior, and have been able to recently to publish my works on them, called On the Origins of Gold-Spamming. If you want to buy a copy of this, just PM me in-game and I can sort you out (I will need your bank details ofc). Anyway as a teaser and relevant to this topic, I thought I would post a snipit of it, to entice your tastebuds

 

'It has taken me nearly two years of research, data processing and studying, but I was finally able to submit and be successful in the definition of the Dingerus genus. These findings took long hard work to complete, at several points I 'joined' the community in order for deeper research, but now I will explain some of my findings. The members of the genus Dingerus all share some rather interesting properties. Firstly, they are known for quote on quote 'Gangbanging' the forums, some say in an egotistical manner, not only that they have a pride for firing premium ammunition, even at those lightly armoured victims. There is even a ceremonial duty for the execution of an arty player with a HEAT round which goes to a random member of the Genus every Wednesday at quarter past seven. Before I go on there is also two groups of Dingerus, T-D-U and WJDE , although they are separate for the sake of logistics, my studies conclude that they function as one, sharing a channel and a forum (which I seem to have misplaced my password for), in a way in which they were one clan. Finally the most common aspect is that they all are 'Noobs', they lack all and every skill for the game yet still play on like they were having fun or something ridiculous.

 

During my studies I was able to define some of the species inside the group, so here are some as follows:

 

DIngerus animeus - This species seems to have a obsession with the Japanese style cartoons, they also exhibit enhanced forum posting abilities (particularly in an area know as the 'Forum Bar;)

 

Dingerus fishfetishus - The species has a very odd affiliation with fish (not dolphins!), frequently seen with women   

 

Dingerus recruitera - These individuals appear to be charged with expanding the community, but seem to be more concerned in doing anything else but recruiting

 

Dingerus motntyus - There is only one recording living specimen of the species, and all other Dingerus seem to obey his every command, as if it was that of Stalin's'

 

Also in this book are revelations of how Madmanus  are essentially Dingerus  but with hacks, and how MM is not rigged.  


Edited by Toxic_Toast, 10 September 2015 - 05:05 PM.


Obsessive_Compulsive #39 Posted 10 September 2015 - 05:08 PM

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The dinger community is so large and diverse that its essentially a pretty mixed. I know there are 5 or 6 very amusing and decent forumites but beyond that has its fair share of spammers, trollers, abusers and general muppets like any other large community. I think at one time it was a flagship for joviality I fear now though that too many cretins have slipped through the recruitment process.

 

All that balls aside the dingers keep the forum from descending into an abyss of whine. 1 word of advice OP dont argue with a dinger or you will get draped!



Stixius #40 Posted 10 September 2015 - 05:09 PM

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View Postrustysprite, on 10 September 2015 - 02:24 PM, said:

 

Re-apply now

 

My secretary awaits

 

 

Rusty's restaurant and take-away. Eat in or taco?





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