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Iron_Snake #1 Posted 26 September 2015 - 04:34 PM

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Helloooo Tankersss

 

Are we having a good time, right, we have, Off-Topic section is very active, so why shouldn't we move up on the next level... yeah, comedy section, for all those of you with solid sense of humor or just big sens on mouse or 6th sens in WOT, everything counts if you don't take this too serious. If u take, well, take gold ammo too + buy premium, see the pattern...

 

I got this idea while having a blast of fun on general chat and just wanted to have some part for all those of you making out jokes closely connected with WOT and real life situations. Here we can let all that lose...

 

How this works? Yeah, simple, just write something funny, meme or nice quote and try to be positive, swearing is allowed only if moderators are sleeping :trollface: So, welcome and have TONS of fun!


Edited by Iron_Snake, 27 September 2015 - 12:01 AM.


TsundereWaffle #2 Posted 26 September 2015 - 04:39 PM

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my potato managed to reach 50fps while playing

Iron_Snake #3 Posted 26 September 2015 - 04:43 PM

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WOTAFAKK  lets start :justwait:

 

...I always wondered why Polish players are not so interested to be THAT good...then I found out that they have 2 TX tanks at home to play with (  .  )(   .  )

 



Iron_Snake #4 Posted 26 September 2015 - 04:45 PM

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...You should never date tanker girl... she has 2-3 extra skills and u will never know how female brain works and learn that fast - WOT proven :confused:

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Iron_Snake #5 Posted 26 September 2015 - 04:55 PM

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....To create fat purple seal 1st you'll need a lot of fruits and vegetables found on Randomnian plains :rolleyes:

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Iron_Snake #6 Posted 26 September 2015 - 05:02 PM

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...German guns are made to hit....Russian guns are made not to hit back....:ohmy:

TO_FR #7 Posted 26 September 2015 - 08:57 PM

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Iron_Snake #8 Posted 26 September 2015 - 11:01 PM

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...In real life u have only 1 HP and 1 big week spot between your legs...

Iron_Snake #9 Posted 26 September 2015 - 11:04 PM

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...All you need is Lowe if someone is willing to give it for free... ;)

Iron_Snake #10 Posted 26 September 2015 - 11:11 PM

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...Better to be ladies magnet :girl: then artyz magnet :arta:...

Iron_Snake #11 Posted 27 September 2015 - 12:06 AM

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...I just can't resist to report those guys...the force is stronker then me...

https://i.imgflip.com/rnqeh.jpg


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Massive_Ghost #12 Posted 27 September 2015 - 02:04 PM

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If we could train the WG crew, i´d spend Gold for that.

TsundereWaffle #13 Posted 27 September 2015 - 02:07 PM

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I won a game yesterday

Iron_Snake #14 Posted 27 September 2015 - 09:30 PM

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....Play to win but don't tell your mama that u took her credit card...

Iron_Snake #15 Posted 27 September 2015 - 09:34 PM

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...Good Lag and have fail...oldie but classy...:great:

Iron_Snake #16 Posted 27 September 2015 - 09:38 PM

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...If you want balance play chess...

Sukpee #17 Posted 28 September 2015 - 08:41 AM

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What about Backgammon? :P

Iron_Snake #18 Posted 29 September 2015 - 12:35 PM

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...best premium tank in the game, well, mix of suppa Pershing's hull, type 59 turret,  speed of t-44 and a gun full of gold...

Iron_Snake #19 Posted 29 September 2015 - 12:38 PM

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...How to get 2 fires in the row...simply by using Churchill or Sherman crocodiles tanks but WG won't let em show in-game :(...

Iron_Snake #20 Posted 29 September 2015 - 12:48 PM

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...It's not WG's fault you lose 10 in row, it's only a bad day, and yesterday, and a day before, and a week...OK u can now try WT or AW :angry:




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