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Iron_Snake #21 Posted 29 September 2015 - 12:54 PM

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...They always wanted to make OP tank without any week spots but then they forgot view ports, yep, here we go again...:P

Iron_Snake #22 Posted 01 October 2015 - 01:39 PM

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...There is no arty noob, took a lot of time to make your 5-6 man crew to guide that shell on week roof of the tanks in just 5-10 seconds...

Iron_Snake #23 Posted 01 October 2015 - 01:45 PM

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...The only way to make people happy in wot is to give them 100% win rate and ability to never miss the shots for damage or they will go to AW...:teethhappy:

Iron_Snake #24 Posted 01 October 2015 - 01:48 PM

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...You can't learn anything by copying other good players. They seams to be changing play style as soon as they spot noobs...:sceptic:

Edited by Iron_Snake, 01 October 2015 - 01:50 PM.


Iron_Snake #25 Posted 01 October 2015 - 01:55 PM

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...My ex didn't liked the tanks, she was constantly bombarding me with objections, obligations and advises forcing me to flee to my Mom's cover. Damn, she was good French auto-loader...:arta:

Iron_Snake #26 Posted 01 October 2015 - 02:00 PM

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...Legend said, there was a wife in Russia that DARED to delete the legendary Type-59 and other rare tanks from her cheating husbands PC. The WOT stuff couldn't do anything! To compensate for this HUGE lose, they've introduced the divorce option...:ohmy:

Edited by Iron_Snake, 01 October 2015 - 02:01 PM.


Iron_Snake #27 Posted 01 October 2015 - 03:42 PM

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Accuracy in WOT:

 And...

 


Edited by Iron_Snake, 01 October 2015 - 03:47 PM.


Iron_Snake #28 Posted 03 October 2015 - 01:14 AM

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...Day without ammo-rack kill isn't good day at all...:playing:

Iron_Snake #29 Posted 03 October 2015 - 01:16 AM

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....My FC won't let me play my favorite tanks in Skirmishes because I'll do more damage then the team...;)

Edited by Iron_Snake, 03 October 2015 - 02:57 AM.


Iron_Snake #30 Posted 03 October 2015 - 03:10 PM

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...Go kid, go play any other "WOTTABE" game you want, we don't care about how hard arty hit u kempar :arta: or how u can't use brain :angry:

Iron_Snake #31 Posted 05 October 2015 - 12:00 AM

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 ...In Soviet Russia there wasn't gold ammo, instead they've used gold tanks, 1 to die, 1 to ram Tiger and 1 to knock him out from back...:izmena:

Iron_Snake #32 Posted 05 October 2015 - 12:05 AM

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...Yesterday derped Crusader SOB who were stealing my kills. When he got Top Gun I've just used that 105 on PZ IV. He also got a bunch of silver as a reward from my side. Being rude also pays off in real life too...:justwait:

Sukpee #33 Posted 05 October 2015 - 08:40 AM

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View PostIron_Snake, on 04 October 2015 - 11:05 PM, said:

Being rude also pays off in real life too...:justwait:

 

Does it? Oh, people may just fear me irl. :teethhappy:

TsundereWaffle #34 Posted 05 October 2015 - 04:57 PM

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I know another good joke, Waffentrager auf. E-100

Iron_Snake #35 Posted 06 October 2015 - 01:28 AM

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...3 marks of excellence for me is like a having sex with busty blonde for infinity. I'm always stuck around 90-94 and she begs me to finish this so she can go home...:D 

Iron_Snake #36 Posted 06 October 2015 - 01:29 AM

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...I've heard that they gonna introduce the Polish Tech Tree. Tier X is going to have 10 horses from which 2 are heavy 5 are flankers and 3 are light pony types...:trollface:

Iron_Snake #37 Posted 06 October 2015 - 01:41 AM

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...Once I spotted the "Mighty" RNG loved Quickybaby aka Quickfingers driving his Type 59. I decided to be last man standing vs quicky, rammed him, shot gold to the commanders hatch and then I was surrounded by 5 enemy tanks...He escaped with 100+ HP: http://wotreplays.co...e/2133132#teams:(

Iron_Snake #38 Posted 06 October 2015 - 02:05 AM

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...This is the prof that girls can't aim, its all marketing: https://www.youtube....h?v=ml60e6ImpKU:girl: sorry ladies...

Edited by Iron_Snake, 06 October 2015 - 02:07 AM.


Iron_Snake #39 Posted 07 October 2015 - 05:46 PM

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...Oldie buy goody PL= permanent lose...:teethhappy:

Iron_Snake #40 Posted 07 October 2015 - 05:49 PM

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