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Gandalf_193 #1 Posted 28 September 2015 - 05:45 AM

    Corporal

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  • 2206 battles
  • 148
  • Member since:
    03-11-2015

Here's how you play, There is a hill that everybody wants to control, By ANY means, you must take the hill from the person that posted before you. For example:

 

Mike: I send my army of tanks to destroy you, I am king of the hill.

 

Gary: I Give you an anvil and you fall down, down, down to hell, Looney tunes style.

 

Remember, you are a person, not a tank. You can get in a tank, but don't just use tanks. Kill the person before you in the most obnoxious and meanest way possible. Do it in a simply ridiculous way! Though, please keep it a hill.

 

I start out as king of the hill.

 


Edited by Gandalf_193, 28 September 2015 - 08:58 AM.


Pommesbroetchen #2 Posted 28 September 2015 - 06:12 AM

    Captain

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  • 19341 battles
  • 2,447
  • [RMBLE] RMBLE
  • Member since:
    04-08-2014

I politely ask you to go down. 

 

I am the King of the hill



Effing_Drako #3 Posted 28 September 2015 - 06:32 AM

    Lieutenant General

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  • 25612 battles
  • 7,621
  • [-GLO-] -GLO-
  • Member since:
    04-11-2011
I amass an army of monkeys and throw apples at you

I am the King of the Hill

TwoPointsOfInterest #4 Posted 28 September 2015 - 07:05 AM

    Lieutenant

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  • 5146 battles
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  • Member since:
    08-07-2013

I give your a bag of ricin disguised as sugar for your Teas.

 

I am now king of the hill



mynameispuffs #5 Posted 28 September 2015 - 07:08 AM

    Major General

  • Player
  • 24059 battles
  • 5,568
  • [-GLO-] -GLO-
  • Member since:
    02-29-2012

I put anthrax in all the packets of Puffs in the world which is released when you open them

 

 

I am now King of the Hill


 


 

(I don't put anthrax in my own supply silly ;) )



Effing_Drako #6 Posted 28 September 2015 - 07:13 AM

    Lieutenant General

  • Player
  • 25612 battles
  • 7,621
  • [-GLO-] -GLO-
  • Member since:
    04-11-2011
Throws jars full of words from women in primark

I am now the king of the hill

TwoPointsOfInterest #7 Posted 28 September 2015 - 07:25 AM

    Lieutenant

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  • Member since:
    08-07-2013

I shoot you with a handgun because I am a simple man

 

I am now king of the hill



Sukpee #8 Posted 28 September 2015 - 08:47 AM

    Warrant Officer

  • Player
  • 10852 battles
  • 561
  • [BURR_] BURR_
  • Member since:
    11-23-2013

I wear a Kevlar-onesie and therefore your gun does not affect me.

 

I am now king of the hill.



Obsessive_Compulsive #9 Posted 28 September 2015 - 08:53 AM

    General

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  • 23989 battles
  • 8,048
  • Member since:
    09-09-2014

There is no hill!

 

I am king of the valley!



Gandalf_193 #10 Posted 28 September 2015 - 08:56 AM

    Corporal

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  • 2206 battles
  • 148
  • Member since:
    03-11-2015

There is a hill, and you get blasted for violating the rules of the game, hence:

 

I become the king of the hill once more, MUAHAHAHAHHA


Edited by Gandalf_193, 28 September 2015 - 08:59 AM.


Sukpee #11 Posted 28 September 2015 - 12:01 PM

    Warrant Officer

  • Player
  • 10852 battles
  • 561
  • [BURR_] BURR_
  • Member since:
    11-23-2013

I take Toxic_Toast's handgun and shoot you in the face.

 

I am now king of the hill.



TsundereWaffle #12 Posted 28 September 2015 - 12:05 PM

    Field Marshal

  • Player
  • 26308 battles
  • 10,887
  • [LEWD] LEWD
  • Member since:
    03-31-2013

I'll just climb up and sit somewhere next to you.

 

I am now the Prince of the Hill



Sukpee #13 Posted 28 September 2015 - 12:25 PM

    Warrant Officer

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  • 10852 battles
  • 561
  • [BURR_] BURR_
  • Member since:
    11-23-2013

I will retire and give you my handgun.

 

You are now King of the hill (at least until I finish work). :trollface:



Naranthor #14 Posted 28 September 2015 - 08:30 PM

    Private

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  • 4481 battles
  • 40
  • [BURR_] BURR_
  • Member since:
    02-02-2014

Rushes up behind WafflePanzer on a mountain bike, wearing full armour and cavalry-kicks him to the ground before finishing him off by hacking him to death with a great-sword.

 

I am now King of Hill.:izmena:



_kink_ #15 Posted 28 September 2015 - 08:57 PM

    Lieutenant Сolonel

  • Player
  • 119 battles
  • 3,179
  • Member since:
    02-26-2014

I'm Kali muscle.

 

I'm king hill.



Naranthor #16 Posted 28 September 2015 - 09:13 PM

    Private

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  • 40
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  • Member since:
    02-02-2014

Launches Guest273 at _kink_ using a Trebuchet. It's super effective!

 

I am now king of the hill.


Edited by Naranthor, 28 September 2015 - 09:15 PM.


Sukpee #17 Posted 28 September 2015 - 10:17 PM

    Warrant Officer

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  • 10852 battles
  • 561
  • [BURR_] BURR_
  • Member since:
    11-23-2013

Calls to the Gods for it to rain, and therefore your trebuchet does not work.

 

I am now king of the hill.



Naranthor #18 Posted 28 September 2015 - 10:21 PM

    Private

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    02-02-2014

Sets ambushes around hill with battalions of Battle Ready Duinedains and Rangers.
 

Sukpee remains king this turn.



TO_FR #19 Posted 29 September 2015 - 10:56 AM

    Warrant Officer

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  • 15301 battles
  • 777
  • Member since:
    02-23-2013

builds an autoloading and auto-operating super anti-bullsh!t sniper rifle; whenever its sensors read or hear bullsh!t, it fires.

 

staring down at the corpses of the three quarters of wot's population, I'm king of the hill


Edited by TO_FR, 29 September 2015 - 10:57 AM.


Naranthor #20 Posted 29 September 2015 - 05:31 PM

    Private

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  • 4481 battles
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  • [BURR_] BURR_
  • Member since:
    02-02-2014

TO_FR forgot about the troops I had in ambush around the hill. He gets peppered by many many bodkin arrows from rangers, while Heavy Cavalry and Infanty swarm his location and hack him to death and then throw the remains to Wargaming EU.

 

I am now King of the Hill.






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