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Chute #1 Posted 20 March 2016 - 09:09 PM

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..and the biscuits in said biscuit tin were broken. not all of them, just some, but I just don't know how I am going to get over it. I know, deep down, it's WG's fault.

 

Could anyone on the forum recommend a good place to buy some replacement unbroken biscuits? I tried the local market but get this- they sell huge bags of biscuits that are ALREADY BROKEN. who would be crazy enough to buy them? Also in other news: Peter from Microsoft rang me about me having a 'velly bad computer virus on your PC ding ding move along the bus pleasings' I suspected he wasn't actually from Microsoft at all so I quizzed him a little but he was very convincing so I did everything he asked and allowed my PC to be pillaged by his trojan. I feel so silly now.



Lycopersicon #2 Posted 20 March 2016 - 09:53 PM

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Peter was definitely from Microsoft; he rang me, too, and helped me a lot. Perhaps more importantly, I am going to be rich soon because I'll get half the salaries of that famous Nigerian astronaut who is stuck in that unknown Soviet space station. Then I'll buy Löwe and will shoot only gold and will be a uniscum in a week.

_not_so_nice_ #3 Posted 20 March 2016 - 11:31 PM

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MUAH HA HA HA HA ! ! !

 

 


Edited by _not_so_nice_, 20 March 2016 - 11:35 PM.


BattleMetalChris #4 Posted 21 March 2016 - 12:00 AM

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I live opposite a biscuit factory. On summer nights, everywhere smells of chocolate and baking biscuits.

Chute #5 Posted 21 March 2016 - 09:17 AM

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adopt me? I'm almost house trained.

Seekless #6 Posted 21 March 2016 - 02:43 PM

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It seems we were both dropped on our heads when we were kids, specialist told me there is no cure and that we've to stfu and gtfo :trollface:

_b_ #7 Posted 21 March 2016 - 03:00 PM

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There is a coffe factory a few hundred meters 'that'a'way' around me ... when wind blows the wrong way everything smells delicious and I must have coffe!!! It too is also WG's fault!!

 

Not to mention the shop having that salted cod just by entrance making me want Bacalao ... grrrr... now I gotta change water on it so I can have some in 4h time .... think the proprietor have watched WG's premium shop and 'howtoo' get ppl to fall for goodies ...?



MisterWhippy #8 Posted 21 March 2016 - 03:18 PM

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View PostChute, on 20 March 2016 - 09:09 PM, said:

..and the biscuits in said biscuit tin were broken. not all of them, just some, but I just don't know how I am going to get over it. I know, deep down, it's WG's fault.

 

The biscuit tin nerf in 9.14 was what finally made me quit the game.

b0d #9 Posted 21 March 2016 - 03:21 PM

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I ate bird curry once.  Honestly shell fish and catfish curry is worse.

MisterWhippy #10 Posted 21 March 2016 - 03:32 PM

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Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is VERY important.

Please send it to everyone on your email list.

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If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and asks you to show them your arse,  DO NOT show them your arse.

This is a SCAM, they just want to see your arse.



I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap


 

Yakito #11 Posted 21 March 2016 - 04:17 PM

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View PostMisterWhippy, on 21 March 2016 - 02:32 PM, said:

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is VERY important.

Please send it to everyone on your email list.

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If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and asks you to show them your arse,  DO NOT show them your arse.

This is a SCAM, they just want to see your arse.



I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap


 

Don't listen to this man. They may want to give you a spot in one of theirs Vaults. 



Chute #12 Posted 21 March 2016 - 09:50 PM

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thats nothing! around here there is a fraudster that shows you her 36DD's then as you are looking she steals your wallet! I've lost 74 wallets this week already!

 

_b_ you dont live in Banbury do you?



Chute #13 Posted 21 March 2016 - 09:52 PM

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hang the [edited]on, they nerfed biscuit tins? why wasnt I informed? I bought the type 59 biscuit tin and was assured it would never, ever, ever, ever change. I want my money back WG or I am quitting!

shane73tank #14 Posted 21 March 2016 - 10:10 PM

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Play arty , there's always a hand free for biscuits 

GrumblingGrenade #15 Posted 21 March 2016 - 10:20 PM

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View Postshane73tank, on 21 March 2016 - 09:10 PM, said:

Play arty , there's always a hand free for biscuits 

 

Forget simply having one free for eating them - often, with some artillery, there's always a hand, (sometimes two, if you're reload's a few aeons long), for actually making, (or baking, but I wasn't sure which verb would sound more blunt), biscuits. Playing artillery is certainly the best method for fixing any biscuit-related dilemmas, because there's just so much you can do while waiting for that reload. Take a look at what I did while waiting for my T92 to reload, last time I was on the Public Test Server...

 

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In the space of one reload, I farmed the ingredients, baked each individual biscuit, and then stacked them all up into a little piece of architecture as seen here - all with 10 seconds left to spare!

Seriously though, I think that it's time to halt the artillery bashing for now. We certainly don't want an artillery disagreement to arise in this thread, now do we?

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_not_so_nice_ #16 Posted 22 March 2016 - 11:32 AM

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View PostGrumblingGrenade, on 21 March 2016 - 10:20 PM, said:

Seriously though, I think that it's time to halt the artillery bashing for now. We certainly don't want an artillery disagreement to arise in this thread, now do we?

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Personally i love arty, the best thing is when i one shot a tank right at the start of the game or i track them in the open, helpless in front of my whole team. I also like to focus the same tank for the whole game and when i kill both your driver and loader its the absolute best! I also have a hand free for biscuits and only have to click once between the biscuit eating! Shame that not all of the shots pen, they should buff the reload a lot to make up for it.



Slyspy #17 Posted 22 March 2016 - 01:03 PM

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I always eat my biscuit during the three minute count down before the match starts.

_b_ #18 Posted 22 March 2016 - 01:09 PM

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Bah, that eat and drink while reload in arty is a big hogwash!!

 

I decided to try it yesterday after puttin the clover on my almost unplayed lefh18b2 ... got cramps in my legs from standing up and having to sit down again asap as it was reloaded!?

 

After 5 battles I'd had enough, then it was obvious that reload wasn't going to slow down .. and that I could just forget about making coffe or eating anything ... and talking about coffe and biscuits ... time to get out into real world and buy some so I don't run out during Easter ... in Norway shops and everything close down then as ppl for some weird reason have to get up into the mountains into the cold and snow with planks on their feet and just glide along on top of the snow ... skiiing or what it's called ..

 

 



Zedrick #19 Posted 22 March 2016 - 01:27 PM

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This again? plz stop whining and switch to these, they will not break just because you drop them:

 



Chute #20 Posted 22 March 2016 - 02:37 PM

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that, sunshine is nothing but a penguin with the wrong name. 

 

if you DARE try and upset me by posting a picture of a snickers bar I'm leaving the game for ever and ever.  or until 3.20pm break, when I usually play a couple of games. MARATHON I TELL YOU!






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