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_SgtBomber_ #1 Posted 23 March 2016 - 10:13 AM

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Time for transforming myself to a beatiful lady with a full of spring and dazzling sparkles with the smile on my... oh sorry, wrong forums.

 

Well in WOT-scene its time to change out of clan leader mode to a regular arta-wanksta in SH/CW. I can be there from 19pm until late evening, depending of the family duties. Butt-butt I can pretty much do the laundry, change the diapers for me and the younger son, do the dishes and make some delicious Gordon Ramsey (Yes, Jamie O is a feggerino) style dinners for wife, while my CGC reloads so I can point&click some "soon-to-be-crying-for-hax" stronku enemies.. I play the game only for and for only my team. So it's pretty much SH/CW only.

 

Obj261 avgdmg= 2645 wn8= 2353

T92 avgdmg= 2640 wn8= 2457

M53/55 avgdmg= 2507 wn8= 2514

GWE100 avgdmg= 2284 wn8= 2132

CGC avgdmg= 2715 wn8= 2197

M40 avg dmg= 1935 wn8= 2297

 

I like elephants. Dolphins are cool too, did you know that they are using 20% percent of their brain capacity instead of being stupid bots like human being, who are actually the worst cancer of the planet?? But, let's not QQ about humanbeings, we are doomed anyways so back to tanks. I despise tanks. You can force me to play a tank but I will transform myself to a submarine sooner than FC can command the team to TK my sry a$$..

 

What I am looking from a clan?? Well, dedication to build a 1 team with the will to kill and die for the team!! Strenght and honor to defent the name of your clan until your very last breath!! I don't want to see inactiveness, lazyness and or statpadderino opportunists who hop-hop-pop into "purple triangle" (fame-santi-omni) when the first chance arrives, don't get me wrong I love 'em with every cell on my muscular body that is build in 33 years with hamburgers and noodles..

 

https://en.wot-life....d_One-505489417

 

I have been in many clans and been bob-the-builder for most of my life but I am trying to make a change to bcs of reasons.. But ye, keep the comments friendly and let's salute the future, what ever it will bring !!! Cheers !!!

 

 

Ps. Dem elephants are cool but even more I like 'em cars and women.. but, sshhh don't tell to Bombis wifu.. ;)


Edited by _BOMBERSAURUS_, 23 March 2016 - 10:21 AM.


Finer_Details #2 Posted 23 March 2016 - 10:31 AM

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That was..... Beautiful

get your [edited]back in ford:trollface:

 



NakedPassenger #3 Posted 23 March 2016 - 10:38 AM

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those arty stats are disgusting as [edited].



Heaven_The_Animal #4 Posted 23 March 2016 - 11:00 AM

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Hello beautiful, sending PM to you ;)

_SgtBomber_ #5 Posted 23 March 2016 - 11:15 AM

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Oh 1 correction to that typo filled wall of txt from the filthy fingers of an artyhoe. The body that many men are subscribing as a "sculpture" more than a regular male-body, is not built in 33 years, it is actually 34 years old TODAY so GG and HBD...

 

Some1 already PM'd me and wanted further clarification to the part why my he can't tell to my wife about the cars.. Well, I am an old perv who absolutely loves dem juicy tails and curves of a well sculpted Italian ones.. My head spins like an owl and I ain't talking about 90 degrees is all-in-full-yolo 180 degrees with drool flying out of my mouth. There's just something in those Italian fly-by's..



Killsteal #6 Posted 23 March 2016 - 01:47 PM

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Good luck in your search buddy!

acogshot #7 Posted 23 March 2016 - 02:50 PM

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I'd be doing myself a disservice if I didn't send you a PM.

jricketts1 #8 Posted 23 March 2016 - 04:12 PM

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top_rat #9 Posted 23 March 2016 - 05:00 PM

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bulls love the great sense of humor, after all its a game. we like to play and have fun, check us out, uk based over 18 clan.

 

 

 

Come on to Teamspeak for a chat our address is 85.236.100.96:11157 password is bull. Just wait in the guest room until someone spots you 

 

Alternatively contact our current recruiters _GRUNT_ ,tcfreer ,and top_rat  fubar850jd

 

 

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Taffman50 #10 Posted 23 March 2016 - 05:06 PM

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P M sent.

 

 


patrykb2002 #11 Posted 23 March 2016 - 05:45 PM

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Pm sent!

_SgtBomber_ #12 Posted 23 March 2016 - 11:04 PM

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Well, since Taylor Swift and Ellie Goulding didn't want to recruit me as their personal slave.. I decided to join a clan where the right stuff is in the right place. Plus I kinda enjoy to see a good team able to play at their level with good FC's. So [FEED] is the 1.

 

And I was thinking to myself that it will be a boring birthday, but hell no ! ! !



Finer_Details #13 Posted 24 March 2016 - 07:04 AM

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I knew it, why else would you change your name to "_BOMBERSAURUS_"?

MadYOLOPotato #14 Posted 24 March 2016 - 10:06 AM

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View PostKnitople, on 24 March 2016 - 07:04 AM, said:

I knew it, why else would you change your name to "_BOMBERSAURUS_"?

 

[FEED] is recruiting if u are interested pm in-game images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTIIrtj3NK89YNbkbE0K-

SaltyTheLivingGOD #15 Posted 24 March 2016 - 12:02 PM

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View Post_BOMBERSAURUS_, on 23 March 2016 - 10:04 PM, said:

Well, since Taylor Swift and Ellie Goulding didn't want to recruit me as their personal slave.. I decided to join a clan where the right stuff is in the right place. Plus I kinda enjoy to see a good team able to play at their level with good FC's. So [FEED] is the 1.

 

And I was thinking to myself that it will be a boring birthday, but hell no ! ! !

 

Welcome BOMBERSAURUS :D 

DED87 #16 Posted 24 March 2016 - 04:52 PM

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Bomber I am really dissapointed.  Not talking about FEED, because there are many nice guys... But this all situation...

It makes me really sad. In moments like this I really want to get rid of all clan stuff in this game.


Edited by DED87, 24 March 2016 - 04:53 PM.


_SgtBomber_ #17 Posted 24 March 2016 - 06:29 PM

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Well, the truth is that I told Metko the day2 when I was in clan that I don't want to see 2 guys in FORD.. But no, the seed of noobiness was planted on the clan and it kept growing, to the point that ppl didn't want to join SH's nor come to CW's to defend the clan anymore. Sad but true. But, I can't blame or flame bcs I would be even worse FC goddamit..

 

But ye, same happened in 5UPER aswell. I just can't handle that man. Same was in army, if I was told to do 100 pushups by some fat wannabe Sergeant, I did it but I had zero respect to that kind of leaders. You can't teach Chinese if you can't speak Chinese.

 

_BS_



NakedPassenger #18 Posted 24 March 2016 - 08:15 PM

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I didn't make the list then? ;_;

_StronkCamper_ #19 Posted 25 March 2016 - 05:00 AM

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Good luck Bomber, you chose the right clan, wish you the best of luck u arty wanker :great:




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