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phantom_mitsaras #1 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:06 PM

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1) Babies [small incomplete egotistic ugly annoying poop machines and a huge resource sink that carry the sole promise of beein better when they are grown up]

 

2) Bed ridden old people  [The definition of dead weight]

 

3) Mondays [self explanatory]

 

4) Politeness [aka dishonesty]

 

5) Snobs [My mortal enemies]

 

6) Poverty [It should be extinct]

 

7) Hip-hop and rap [They are talking not singing and not using intruments..PATHETIC]

 

8) Healthy food- healthy anything  [Sorry excuse for a subpar food]

 

9) Gym [Boring painful expensive full of people u dont like]

 

10) Arty [Ruins an occasional good WOT game]

 

11) My minimum wage job [The common denominator of my lousy miserable life, the punishment of my carefree youth and the crucifix of my dreams]

 



imperiumgraecum #2 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:08 PM

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You forgot to add:
 

12) imperium raging at me everytime I tk the only arty in our team


Edited by imperiumgraecum, 20 May 2016 - 05:09 PM.


OIias_of_Sunhillow #3 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:20 PM

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13) Lists.

 



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View Postphantom_mitsaras, on 20 May 2016 - 04:06 PM, said:

1) Babies [small incomplete egotistic ugly annoying poop machines and a huge resource sink that carry the sole promise of beein better when they are grown up] - HAVE A VASECTOMY

 

2) Bed ridden old people  [The definition of dead weight] - KAMIKAZE AT 60

 

3) Mondays [self explanatory] - PERMA DUVET DAY

 

4) Politeness [aka dishonesty] - BE RUDE

 

5) Snobs [My mortal enemies] - IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM.....

 

6) Poverty [It should be extinct] - ACHIEVE MORE FOR EVERYONE

 

7) Hip-hop and rap [They are talking not singing and not using intruments..PATHETIC] - DONT LISTEN

 

8) Healthy food- healthy anything  [Sorry excuse for a subpar food] - REPLACE YOUR TONGUE

 

9) Gym [Boring painful expensive full of people u dont like] - DON'T GO THERE

 

10) Arty [Ruins an occasional good WOT game] - GROW A PAIR

 

11) My minimum wage job [The common denominator of my lousy miserable life, the punishment of my carefree youth and the crucifix of my dreams] - SEE 6 ABOVE

 

 AIGF :)

 

Seriously, what is left in your life...? ;)

1) Girls (I assume)

2) Eligable girls 

3) Friday night girls

4) Straight talking girls

5) salt of the earth girls

6) professional girls

7) Girl bands

8) dinner ladies

9) girls in lycra

10) Girls und panzar

11) female colleagues

 

Just a few things to like in life ;)


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phantom_mitsaras #5 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:40 PM

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11 things i like

 

1) Calling in sick.. for a week+ [and leaving town]

2) Drinking till I pass [self explanatory]

3) Girls with very low expectations  [hard to let down]

4) WOT  [its fun even tho im a green bob]

5) Sleeping ALL fkin day [easy cheap and efficient way to escape reality]

6) Photoshoping and leaking my bosses photoes during work.. and then enjoy his mistargeted rage at a co-worker i dispise [i am an evil sob :( ]

7) Sabotaging any hardware at work.. I'd leave late just for that.. coffee machines and refrigerators are VERY common targets. [read above]

8) Scaring people just for the hell of it, in very creative ways [read above]

9) Teamkilling arty and beeing a nuisance to super unicums [read above]

10) Watching anime  [best shows u can watch]

11) Scandinavian metal [Gorgoroth ftw]



Hedgehog1963 #6 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:43 PM

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View Postphantom_mitsaras, on 20 May 2016 - 04:06 PM, said:

 

11) My minimum wage job [The common denominator of my lousy miserable life, the punishment of my carefree youth and the crucifix of my dreams]

 

 

Dicking about at school will stay with you for ever.  No I don't want to "go large."

 



Cobra6 #7 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:46 PM

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I hate your avatar more than anything.....

imperiumgraecum #8 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:49 PM

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View PostCobra6, on 20 May 2016 - 06:46 PM, said:

I hate your avatar more than anything.....

 

The middle tooth is for opening beers and cans

RaeudigerRonny #9 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:50 PM

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View Postimperiumgraecum, on 20 May 2016 - 06:49 PM, said:

 

The middle tooth is for opening beers and cans

 

Practical thing to have. A friend of mine once opened a bottle of beer with his butt-hole. He bleed for 3 days ...

Cobra6 #10 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:52 PM

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View PostDomstadtkerl, on 20 May 2016 - 04:50 PM, said:

 

Practical thing to have. A friend of mine once opened a bottle of beer with his butt-hole. He bleed for 3 days ...

 

But did he at least open the bottle and who drunk out of it afterwards?.....

 

Questions questions...

 

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Edited by Cobra6, 20 May 2016 - 05:53 PM.


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This is like random chat in wot. You have no idea wtf is going on but you still read for some reason.

FireFox2234 #12 Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:56 PM

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73: ur mum

Hedgehog1963 #13 Posted 20 May 2016 - 06:04 PM

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View PostDomstadtkerl, on 20 May 2016 - 04:50 PM, said:

 

Practical thing to have. A friend of mine once opened a bottle of beer with his butt-hole. He bleed for 3 days ...

 

He said that's how he got the injury... and you believed him.

 

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phantom_mitsaras #14 Posted 20 May 2016 - 06:04 PM

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View PostDomstadtkerl, on 20 May 2016 - 05:50 PM, said:

 

Practical thing to have. A friend of mine once opened a bottle of beer with his butt-hole. He bleed for 3 days ...

 

I have a friend that can open beer bottles with his eye socket.. beat that.

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View Postphantom_mitsaras, on 20 May 2016 - 06:04 PM, said:

 

I have a friend that can open beer bottles with his eye socket.. beat that.

 

Jari Litmanen?

Edited by tapsukka, 20 May 2016 - 06:10 PM.


Obsessive_Compulsive #17 Posted 20 May 2016 - 06:07 PM

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View Postphantom_mitsaras, on 20 May 2016 - 05:06 PM, said:

1) Babies [small incomplete egotistic ugly annoying poop machines and a huge resource sink that carry the sole promise of beein better when they are grown up]

 

2) Bed ridden old people  [The definition of dead weight]

 

3) Mondays [self explanatory]

 

4) Politeness [aka dishonesty]

 

5) Snobs [My mortal enemies]

 

6) Poverty [It should be extinct]

 

7) Hip-hop and rap [They are talking not singing and not using intruments..PATHETIC]

 

8) Healthy food- healthy anything  [Sorry excuse for a subpar food]

 

9) Gym [Boring painful expensive full of people u dont like]

 

10) Arty [Ruins an occasional good WOT game]

 

11) My minimum wage job [The common denominator of my lousy miserable life, the punishment of my carefree youth and the crucifix of my dreams]

 

12) when The guests are suspicious about where my mum and dad are and why the soup has fingernails in it.



phantom_mitsaras #18 Posted 20 May 2016 - 06:13 PM

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View Posttapsukka, on 20 May 2016 - 06:06 PM, said:

 

Jari Litmanen?

 

nop some old friend that used to be a junkie.. good lad too bad that hes gone now couldnt pull him from that crap.. bad story

RaeudigerRonny #19 Posted 20 May 2016 - 06:21 PM

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View PostCobra6, on 20 May 2016 - 06:52 PM, said:

 

But did he at least open the bottle and who drunk out of it afterwards?.....

 

Questions questions...

 

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Ofc. Otherways the story would be pointless and just stupid...

 

Like this I would call it a very succesful beer-opening-story. But I guess we germans have a weird fetish of opening bottles in any way...



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