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philjd #41 Posted 20 May 2016 - 11:56 PM

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View PostDomstadtkerl, on 20 May 2016 - 10:49 PM, said:

 

Sounds like you should open a bottle. craphappens, mate. Get over them, whores...

 

But not with your arse, please.. or at least say that you didn't drink it afterwards!

RaeudigerRonny #42 Posted 20 May 2016 - 11:57 PM

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View Postphiljd, on 21 May 2016 - 12:56 AM, said:

 

But not with your arse, please.. or at least say that you didn't drink it afterwards!

 

Well in that kind of situation opening bottles with your arse could sound like fun...

 

Cheers



Bulldog_Drummond #43 Posted 21 May 2016 - 12:01 AM

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View Postphiljd, on 20 May 2016 - 10:56 PM, said:

 

But not with your arse, please.. or at least say that you didn't drink it afterwards!

 

Is zis vot ve Chermans zee as foreplay?  No, I zink not.

 

Ze bottle must be jagermeister, nach so?  Und ze woman, she must be consenting, yes?

 

Bitte excuze ze poor English.



Digglyda #44 Posted 21 May 2016 - 12:12 AM

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2) Bed ridden old people. [The definition of dead weight]

 

[edited]off you stupid [edited]. My father just died about a week ago at the age of 84. He had been bed ridden for several years due to ill health.

 

He left school at 16 in 1947 and worked all his life and paid Tax and National Insurance.

 

He also served his country as a member of the Parachute Regiment.

 

That combination of monetary and personal contribution to our society probably earns the old man the right to be a bed ridden "dead weight" at the end of his life.

 

So if you don't like it you can [edited]off. You sound like a [edited]. It's a pity we won't get the opportunity to discuss your views further in person. [edited]moron.



Tommy_Atkins_Teapot #45 Posted 21 May 2016 - 01:13 AM

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View PostDigglyda, on 20 May 2016 - 11:12 PM, said:

2) Bed ridden old people. [The definition of dead weight]

 

[edited]off you stupid [edited]. My father just died about a week ago at the age of 84. He had been bed ridden for several years due to ill health.

 

He left school at 16 in 1947 and worked all his life and paid Tax and National Insurance.

 

He also served his country as a member of the Parachute Regiment.

 

That combination of monetary and personal contribution to our society probably earns the old man the right to be a bed ridden "dead weight" at the end of his life.

 

So if you don't like it you can [edited]off. You sound like a [edited]. It's a pity we won't get the opportunity to discuss your views further in person. [edited]moron.

 

Amen. Lest we forget.

Sincerely

Tommy



FireflyDivision #46 Posted 21 May 2016 - 01:14 AM

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Moved to off-topic.

Pansenmann #47 Posted 21 May 2016 - 07:17 AM

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sprouts.

Emily_1 #48 Posted 21 May 2016 - 07:49 AM

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View Postcellaman7, on 20 May 2016 - 11:46 PM, said:

 

I've had 2 wives, both cheated on me. One I had to actually listen to her doing it. Story told mate!

 

 

Still better than gotten your account hacked 2 times...

philjd #49 Posted 21 May 2016 - 08:52 AM

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View PostDomstadtkerl, on 20 May 2016 - 10:57 PM, said:

 

Well in that kind of situation opening bottles with your arse could sound like fun...

 

Cheers

 

View PostBulldog_Drummond, on 20 May 2016 - 11:01 PM, said:

 

Is zis vot ve Chermans zee as foreplay?  No, I zink not.

 

Ze bottle must be jagermeister, nach so?  Und ze woman, she must be consenting, yes?

 

Bitte excuze ze poor English.

 

I wonder if this is where the phrase 'bottoms up' comes from ;)

leggasiini #50 Posted 21 May 2016 - 09:57 AM

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1) Everyone who hates O-Ho

2) Everyone who thinks that 10cm is better gun than derp on O-Ho

3) Everyone who thinks that Type 4 Heavy is better than O-Ho (i have proof: my O-Ho DPG is 1770 while my Type 4 DPG is 1720. i have higher DPG on O-Ho despite its tier lower...)

4) Everyone who spams AP on derp gun with O-Ho

5) Everyone who thinks O-Ho needs to be nerfed

6) Everyone who thinks that O-Ho needs to be removed

7) Everyone who thinks O-Ho is ugly

8) Everyone who hates that i love O-Ho

9) Everyone wasted free XP to go past O-Ho and get Type 4/5

10) Everyone who uses stock 10cm on O-Ho

11)  ...and arty ofc

 

 

:trollface:


Edited by leggasiini, 21 May 2016 - 10:00 AM.


Moomiss #51 Posted 21 May 2016 - 10:49 AM

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We Have Someone Here With No Life What So Ever

 



leggasiini #52 Posted 21 May 2016 - 12:25 PM

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do you mean me? :hiding:

 

Because i do have life. O-Ho is my life :trollface:


Edited by leggasiini, 21 May 2016 - 12:25 PM.


datester #53 Posted 25 May 2016 - 11:52 AM

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A Ho is your life?

Untill she cheats on you...






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