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Sirrobert #61 Posted 12 October 2011 - 04:59 PM

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a deadly snake.
After much pain and suffering, the snake finaly died

Kombat_Hyena #62 Posted 13 October 2011 - 01:58 AM

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"Brokeback Mountain" is what Chuck Norris Calls the huge pile of dead IS-7's on his front lawn.
Chuck Norris once beat an IS-4 to death with an MS-1.
When they introduce horns into WOT, you will not be able to hear Chuck Norris's before he kills you.
Chuck Norris's spit has a better penetration value than a 75/L100
The spotting system is working just fine...all tanks turn invisible if they so much as suspect that Chuck Norris is in the area.

Berbo #63 Posted 13 October 2011 - 12:00 PM

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View PostSirrobert, on 12 October 2011 - 04:59 PM, said:

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a deadly snake.
After much pain and suffering, the snake finaly died

Hahahhahaha nice one :D

View Postgeistjager, on 13 October 2011 - 01:58 AM, said:

"Brokeback Mountain" is what Chuck Norris Calls the huge pile of dead IS-7's on his front lawn.
Chuck Norris once beat an IS-4 to death with an MS-1.
When they introduce horns into WOT, you will not be able to hear Chuck Norris's before he kills you.
Chuck Norris's spit has a better penetration value than a 75/L100
The spotting system is working just fine...all tanks turn invisible if they so much as suspect that Chuck Norris is in the area.

If you haven't spotted Chuck, he spotted you. Just count seconds to death :D

Dragoon_ #64 Posted 21 November 2011 - 01:34 PM

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Just saw a new Chuck Norris thread and thought this could need a bump.

Also there is a new TV commericial from Blizzard out that features Chuck Norris.

"There are 10 million people in the World of Warcraft because Chuck Norris allows them to live."






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