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Panzer3Destroyer #21 Posted 26 September 2011 - 06:21 PM

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View PostNerminCurbrigen, on 26 September 2011 - 06:19 PM, said:

Chuck Norris could be only guys who could turn turret on Object 704  :D

Object 704 doesnt have turret mate  :Smile-hiding:

TzavaLunga #22 Posted 26 September 2011 - 06:28 PM

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If Chuck Norris would join this game he would get nerfed, he is OP!

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View PostArtyomSTALKER, on 26 September 2011 - 06:21 PM, said:

Object 704 doesnt have turret mate  :Smile-hiding:

It does when Chuck Norris grabs it  :angry:

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View Postmarko4231, on 26 September 2011 - 06:46 PM, said:

It does when Chuck Norris grabs it  :angry:



Still doesnt, Chuck Norris doesnt need a turret, just has to spit over the other tanks, they will instantly blow up!

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View PostPizzaCat, on 26 September 2011 - 04:41 PM, said:

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.  :Smile-izmena:
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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View PostJesha1337, on 26 September 2011 - 06:57 PM, said:

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Ok, hope i dont get banned for this one : Why did God create the universe and earth and man...cos Chuck Norris told him to  B)

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View PostJesha1337, on 26 September 2011 - 06:57 PM, said:

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Thats not funny.... show some respect

View Postmarko4231, on 26 September 2011 - 07:44 PM, said:

Ok, hope i dont get banned for this one : Why did God create the universe and earth and man...cos Chuck Norris told him to  B)

Thats not funny.... show some respect

TzavaLunga #28 Posted 26 September 2011 - 08:09 PM

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View PostArtyomSTALKER, on 26 September 2011 - 07:48 PM, said:

Thats not funny.... show some respect



Thats not funny.... show some respect


This topic is mainly about... Chuck Norris and joke's, am i right?

So, if you dont like it you're free to not read them. But dont bug us with "show some respect" we all have our respect for everything that deserves it, obviously some people might not be religious, or might not be of the same religion as you or me or whoever else are, and dont care about Jesus, just like some people might not care about Allah, or Buddha or whatever else.

But i repeat this is a topic about and with joke's, were not bringing those joke's around a serious conversation that you are taking part of and might get you offended, if you dont like our joke's, dont be a part of this conversation.


PS: Well... if you're actually asking for respect, mind you... wanna point out who we should show our respect to ? Because for me at least, even if i'm somehow religious, i was born this way, i dont believe exactly in God or Jesus, unless someone can prove otherwise (not by other stories), those are just fiction and fairytale stories.

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View Postinsanesoul, on 26 September 2011 - 08:09 PM, said:

This topic is mainly about... Chuck Norris and joke's, am i right?

So, if you dont like it you're free to not read them. But dont bug us with "show some respect" we all have our respect for everything that deserves it, obviously some people might not be religious, or might not be of the same religion as you or me or whoever else are, and dont care about Jesus, just like some people might not care about Allah, or Buddha or whatever else.

But i repeat this is a topic about and with joke's, were not bringing those joke's around a serious conversation that you are taking part of and might get you offended, if you dont like our joke's, dont be a part of this conversation.

I can agree with you in many things you said. But personally I don't like that some people are insulting others (or God). I believe in God and despite the fact that I'm not a christian, this "God" jokes are not funny to me.

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View Postmarko4231, on 26 September 2011 - 06:46 PM, said:

It does when Chuck Norris grabs it  :angry:

Even T-54 has bl-10 when Chuck is driving it :D

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View PostArtyomSTALKER, on 26 September 2011 - 07:48 PM, said:

Thats not funny.... show some respect



Thats not funny.... show some respect

Show respect for god or Chuck ??  :o

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View Postmarko4231, on 26 September 2011 - 08:21 PM, said:

Show respect for god or Chuck ??  :o


Really hard choice...

MattMason #33 Posted 26 September 2011 - 10:28 PM

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I have posted this before but just in case you missed it....
Type "find Chuck Norris" (without the quotes) into Google
Hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

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View PostMattMason, on 26 September 2011 - 10:28 PM, said:

I have posted this before but just in case you missed it....
Type "find Chuck Norris" (without the quotes) into Google
Hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.


ROFL !

Marlekin #35 Posted 27 September 2011 - 06:47 AM

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View PostPizzaCat, on 26 September 2011 - 04:41 PM, said:

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.  :Smile-izmena:

Hehe that one made me chuckle. +1 for you, sir.

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View PostGrippin, on 26 September 2011 - 02:40 PM, said:

USA didn't dropped atomic bomb to Japan... Chuck Norris Jumped out from the plane :D:D

I thought the story was... When Chuck Norris was five he parachuted from a plane the first time. It was at 11:01am August 9th, 1945 over Nagasaki Japan.
He was always chubby as a child. That's why they nicknamed him "Fat Man".

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View Postinsanesoul, on 26 September 2011 - 06:12 PM, said:

But... anyone feel like Steven Seagal is coming close behind him ? I dont remember seeing this guy getting his ass kicked once.

Yes he did

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BabaLooey #38 Posted 27 September 2011 - 09:02 AM

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BabaLooey #39 Posted 27 September 2011 - 09:15 AM

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of
life there.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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View Postmarko4231, on 26 September 2011 - 08:21 PM, said:

Show respect for god or Chuck ??  :o

There is a difference? ;)




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