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Commander_Blackjack #1 Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:16 PM

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Greeting fellow tankers!

 

With all the forum aghast at the idea of chat being removed, personal crews, players and the game in general I thought something more lighthearted was in order.

So World of Tonks players; this is the place to post screenshots of the most stupid locations you have become stuck through stupidity, Physics or just plain old dumb bad luck :teethhappy:

 

Here are my two very special moments...

 

 



Xevious_Red #2 Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:28 PM

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Impressed by the vertical tree parking

LordMuffin #3 Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:35 PM

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I had one where my Tog got stuck on top of a rock (mid road on Lakeville).

But gorgot to print it.

 

My typealso got stuck on a small rock not long ago. 

 



TheJumpMaster #4 Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:46 PM

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View PostCommander_Blackjack, on 11 October 2016 - 02:16 PM, said:

Greeting fellow tankers!

 

With all the forum aghast at the idea of chat being removed, personal crews, players and the game in general I thought something more lighthearted was in order.

So World of Tonks players; this is the place to post screenshots of the most stupid locations you have become stuck through stupidity, Physics or just plain old dumb bad luck :teethhappy:

 

..

 

 

 

 

Does the municipal counsel give you special rates for vertical tree parking?

 



Commander_Blackjack #5 Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:56 PM

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View PostTheJumpMaster, on 11 October 2016 - 01:46 PM, said:

 

Does the municipal counsel give you special rates for vertical tree parking?

 

 

Unfortunately no, I was fined and had to spend a week planting trees. digging the holes using nothing but the KV2

Cobra6 #6 Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:59 PM

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That is one strong tree though....

 

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IamAimingAtYou #7 Posted 11 October 2016 - 02:05 PM

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One of my more special random teammates.

 

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Censored for tank on tank action

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Made up for dying early by at least not getting killed by a JPZ on his side. Notice how we were losing even though we accidentally had 2 -MM platoons in. Not the best team I've ever seen.

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Edited by milki30, 11 October 2016 - 02:05 PM.


Stevie_Ray_Vaughan #8 Posted 11 October 2016 - 02:16 PM

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(Dont mind the grapics, running the replay @ crap potato laptop from work)



malachi6 #9 Posted 11 October 2016 - 02:29 PM

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I think that tree is made from the same wood as a stuck door I once had.

Death_Sul #10 Posted 11 October 2016 - 02:36 PM

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I bet you, i'll do better then that...:child: 

Baldrickk #11 Posted 11 October 2016 - 03:08 PM

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Not really stuck but:



b0d #12 Posted 11 October 2016 - 03:59 PM

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[cheeky post censored]

 

how on earth did you manage to scale/mount/impersonate/prop-up a tree?

 

besides its hard to best reversing into the water till drowned on the same map in the same position twice in a row, in different tanks.


Edited by b0d, 11 October 2016 - 04:09 PM.


Commander_Blackjack #13 Posted 11 October 2016 - 04:19 PM

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View Postb0d, on 11 October 2016 - 03:59 PM, said:

 

how on earth did you manage to scale/mount/impersonate/prop-up a tree?

 

 

So, I was driving around at full speed and just hit the tree which propped me on my backside so I couldn't move. Eventually, the tree fell over and I went on my merry way. I still have no idea how I managed it.

 

View Postmalachi6, on 11 October 2016 - 02:29 PM, said:

I think that tree is made from the same wood as a stuck door I once had.

 

 ​Wish my armour was made of the same wood!

wsatnutter #14 Posted 11 October 2016 - 05:13 PM

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don't answer the OP I think he might be a copper

probably special branch :trollface:



TheDrownedApe #15 Posted 11 October 2016 - 06:13 PM

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bit of a graveyard

 



AvengerOrion #16 Posted 08 July 2018 - 12:44 PM

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This one never gets old for me.

And yes I did kill that IS infront of me, he got barbequed by engine fire.

 


Edited by AvengerOrion, 08 July 2018 - 12:51 PM.


Shuddnobetta #17 Posted 08 July 2018 - 12:53 PM

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View Postmalachi6, on 11 October 2016 - 01:29 PM, said:

I think that tree is made from the same wood as a stuck door I once had.

 

Nagasaki After Atomic Bomb

 

Apparently....these are made out of the same wood...



ThebaldEagle #18 Posted 08 July 2018 - 01:02 PM

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What a necroposting well done

AvengerOrion #19 Posted 08 July 2018 - 01:19 PM

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View PostThebaldEagle, on 08 July 2018 - 01:02 PM, said:

What a necroposting well done

 

Indeed, what the hell?

Something really fishy is going on here because I didn't plow through 200 pages, I'm not THAT bored. :amazed:



Wintermute_1 #20 Posted 08 July 2018 - 06:30 PM

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View PostCobra6, on 11 October 2016 - 01:59 PM, said:

That is one strong tree though....

 

Cobra 6

 

OP Russian tree bias!

Edited by Wintermute_1, 08 July 2018 - 06:42 PM.






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