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Evil_Mungo #1 Posted 06 December 2016 - 03:49 PM

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Teampseak Deets: ourthing.clants.net

 

[-MM]Madmen Threads Matter is a unique clan that goes beyond the extrajudicial closing down of our threads by vigilante moderators.  It goes beyond the narrow clan loyalties that can be prevalent within some tryhard communites which merely call on clans to have gudfites with other clans and then post memes about it.  It centers those that have been marginalised by 'The Man' across the entire gender spectrum, from the white cisgendered -MM to the strangely sexually charged clanwars clans, it centers those that have been marginalised by previous endgame liberation movements.

 

Also, we play tanks and this is an on-topic recruitment thread.

 

The dream from the beginning was this dumb stuff:

 

View PostEvil_Mungo, on 11 August 2014 - 12:50 PM, said:

[-MM] MadMen is a popular clan of very capable players that is founded on the principle that skilled players can compete with low drama.  It is possible to play4funtm and still be good at winning games, carrying randoms, and winning tanks.  We have built up a solid group of players very quickly that are active and able to win games.  We would like to continue doing so.

 

Clan averages

 

Overall wn8: 2221.57

Overall winrate: 57.19%

 

Basic requirements

 

You need to have played the E50, ELC, and Patton so that the WN8 game has overly rewarded your terrible play with a WN8 of equal to or greater than our clan averages.  We have enough terrible players that the inner cirlce has to carry and we don't need any more.  Unless you are literally a fantastic person and we'd all be 'kind of okay' with you doing unspeakable things to our daughters in the darkest of nights.

 

If you use cheat mods then you aren't good enough.

 

You need to be impossible to offend because we will try, regularly and vociferously.

 

Most importantly, you need to integrate with our community.  We have a relatively low turnaround of players because our community works well together and we want to keep it that way.  You'll probably be put on some kind of trial and I will vote to kick you afterwards - then you might get voted in by the rest of the 'command team' (lel).

 

As always, if your stats are way below the clan averages you need to contact NakedPassenger because he is a liberal German who feelsbad about the past and wants to perma-SH with bananachat scouts.

 

Command Team

 

Commander - Mungo - DO NOT CONTACT MUNGO FOR ANY REASON

 

Executive Officer and Head recruiter: ISoL8R - Rigo has the last say on recruitment because everyone else is terrible.

 

Executive Officer of our hearts - Shnuks - send complaints to Shnuks because he is unable to keep topics on topic

 

 

Executive Officer in charge of activity and historical denying - NakedPassenger

 

Executive Officer in charge of forum bans and red-line sniping: Malevolent_Milki30

 

Quartermaster in charge of literally nothing  - Folau

 

tajj is basically the only person still willing to talk to Element6, allegedly:

 

 

 

Madmen Rules of Behavior

 

Whatever, man - like, I don't get paid to be your dad.  In fact, if I was your dad I would literally pay your mum monthly to not be your dad all of the time.

 

 

Examples of MM gameplay

 

Some quality boosting on a tier 10 SH attack.

Random clips from SH or Randoms.

 

-MM World Famous Windstorm GP

Madmen is also home to the world famous Windstorm GP, organized annually (not really) attended by the creme de la creme of WoT society (sure...). Thanks another for the video.

 

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Link to old topics:
http://forum.worldof...ll-of-bellends/
http://forum.worldof...arginalization/

 

 

 

 

 



Evil_Mungo #2 Posted 06 December 2016 - 03:50 PM

    Lieutenant Сolonel

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First


Edited by Evil_Mungo, 06 December 2016 - 03:53 PM.


Folau #3 Posted 06 December 2016 - 03:51 PM

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-MM Drinking Games:

 

The (In)Famous -MM Windstorm GP:

 

The Route:

 

 

The Races:

 

  • The Khitan Crew Training Trophy - Tiers 1-3
  • The Fluffy Statpaddering Trophy - Tiers 1-6 (Only I can bring O-I, sod off)
  • The Naked Cried Because He Can't Win Trophy - Tiers 1-8
  • The Duncham Memorial Trophy - Anything Allowed

 

The Rules:

 

  • No shooting at all. I'm totally cereal about this guys as you will get disqualified, kicked from TS, and have one thousand curses placed upon you.
  • If you are a mug and bring some slow tank (TOG II) we might not wait for you before we start. Depends how merciful we are feeling and how much alcohol has already been consumed. Please direct complaints to the FIA.
  • If someone brings a Maus and manages to put it on its side everyone is obliged to help it back on its tracks.
  • NakedPassenger is not allowed to win because he thinks he is the next Nico Rosberg (an inferior driver who only wins through opponent's misfortunes then retires because he knows he can't beat Hamilton in a straight fight). If he does win then he is instantly disqualified as I can't stand him being smug about it.
  • If someone can be bothered then prizes will be awarded using the Robot Wars criteria - winners are determined by marks for style, control, damage and aggression (both in-game and on TS).
  • Rules are enforced based on mob rule of those in the TS channel. The above are merely guidelines and I take no responsibility for ensuring justice for all.

 

 

Medium Mk 1 Superderp / HARDCORE WoT

 

How this whole thing works:

 

  • Buy the Medium Mk I, get a 50% crew, and leave it completely stock. That means no consumables, no equipment, and only HE ammo.
  • Go into game and immediately press "V" so you have no HUD. Warpack is fine as are ESL tryhard tactics (Xan).

 

There are currently two variations:

 

1. Free For All

  • A countdown will be given, by whoever the hell can be bothered, for you to run as fast as a Medium Mk I with 50% driver can and hide.
  • At the end of the countdown shoot anything that moves.
  • Last man/woman/person/being standing gets treated to a slap-up dinner at Mrs Miggins' Pie Shop.

 

2. Team Deathmatch

  • Enjoy having 2 minute long 3v3 blue-on-blue brawls.
  • Enjoy Shnuks complaining about focus fire.
  • Enjoy xX_Sh15hX_1337_5N4ip3r_Xx playing for damage and not for team.
  • Enjoy.

 

 

Kicking Ruddy from TS

 

This isn't so much a drinking game as it is something I do to pass the time.


Edited by Folau, 21 December 2016 - 11:27 PM.


Evil_Mungo #4 Posted 06 December 2016 - 03:56 PM

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People should want to join our clan if they hate clanwars

 



Evil_Mungo #5 Posted 06 December 2016 - 03:59 PM

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View PostFolau, on 06 December 2016 - 02:51 PM, said:

How long before I can go off-topic?

 

You have to get off before you can go off.

 



NakedPassenger #6 Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:00 PM

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We do impressive take E100's and let them get shot to crapby arty tactics on all open maps.

If u are interested in being either marginalized or recruited basically on topic, u should completely contact us.

 

We have also fc's doing the homer simpson with their hair each night during campaigns. So if u like your hair, don't tell ppl u can fc beforehand.



an0ther #7 Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:00 PM

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I can recommend joining this community, if for nothing else than still unused M60 codes held by some prestigious members of this community.

Contact recruitment officials for details.



Evil_Mungo #8 Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:02 PM

    Lieutenant Сolonel

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iSoL8R #9 Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:25 PM

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    09-08-2011

Come join us so I can exit you even faster

 



NakedPassenger #10 Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:30 PM

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We offer complexe discussions about first to fourth world problems in between clan stuff happening.

Also if u don't tk more than u kill in skirmishes, u should definitely consider applying, because I never survive any battle. Would be quite a change then.



Shnuks #11 Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:46 PM

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View PostEvil_Mungo, on 06 December 2016 - 04:02 PM, said:

 

Let me make this very clear, this is not an deep off-topic post but a valuable insight into -MM tactics, therefore very important to clan recruitment. 

rustysprite #12 Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:50 PM

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BigBadVK wants to join... is that OK ?   :girl:

With_Her_Spoon #13 Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:55 PM

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    04-28-2015

Calling "off-topic" some little debates between clan members and tictactiks on El halluf, I am not sure anymore about what is "in-topic" ...

 



NakedPassenger #14 Posted 06 December 2016 - 05:03 PM

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I found this quality -MM campaign video and could save it from the true darknet! 

It's some kind of live footage from our province defenses in T6, live reported from espn BBVC!

 

 

dont forget to apply for clan!



Tony_EU #15 Posted 06 December 2016 - 05:10 PM

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What's the point of a recruitment thread that sticks to the topic? :(

Evil_Mungo #16 Posted 06 December 2016 - 05:28 PM

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View Postrustysprite, on 06 December 2016 - 03:50 PM, said:

BigBadVK wants to join... is that OK ?   :girl:

 

Because this is a recruitment thread and is on topic, we would consider BBV's clan application.

NakedPassenger #17 Posted 06 December 2016 - 05:32 PM

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Because I'm the liberal German feelingbad about the past, which is a true fit here, I would actually suggest that he might contact me. 

My secret Fatality is to recruit everyone that will get kicked later by Rigo.



Folau #18 Posted 06 December 2016 - 05:56 PM

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Stay on topic guys, thanks.

Bruthat #19 Posted 06 December 2016 - 05:59 PM

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What's the topic?

Evil_Mungo #20 Posted 06 December 2016 - 06:40 PM

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