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FinesseMaster #1 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:26 PM

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The Weiners of The Fifth Campaign

- A news article written and edited by the staff at BackLineNews©

Article Written by: Gabe_Sky, Yung_XD,

 

 

FAME: Clan Position #1

In a surprising turn of events Fame has manged to place first in the campaign. The secret to this victory lies in the fact that Dakillzor lead a Coup D'etat against the Master AFK-er Chief Floris with the other chieftains. With the overthrow of Floris, this lead to Dakillzor crowning himself as the rightful ruler and protector of the realm. The tribe Fame is home to if not to the biggest and most delicious sausages, the most purple. The primary weapon and pride of Fame is its' massive and mighty purple Epeens of its' uniscum warriors. These warriors are descended from amazonian men and the females of Jotunheim. It has been said that these Epeens are so mighty they can shatter the stats of lesser unicums with one blow. There exists only two apparent weakness to these mighty breeding horse of men, one is XVM and the other is Arty.

 

​Notable Members of Fame:

Dakillzor Emperor of Fame: The man with the softest and sweetest voice is the leader of Fame. It has been said that Dakillzor's vocal cords have never been stressed with the utterance of a angry shout and that his emerald table has never been shattered. His soft voice directly touched the hearts of his unicum warriors has he lead them to victory in the campaign.

 

Shishx Keeper of The Soundboard: Legend says that Shishx has never spoken a single word and that all he uses is a soundboard to communicate. Shishx has been deemed the wisest man in all the lands, and none can compare to his supreme intellect.  Reports also indicate that Shishx is also indeed a wild animal.

 

Majstora Lord of the Strats: Majstora is an old war veteran of many wars and was adopted into the tribe. He has a fierce reputation among the hill men of Italy and is master the of province. This old warrior is seen as a dad by many of the younger and less experience unicums of Fame.

 

Weenis The Dashing Dane: This man is the leader of vape nation and is the sexist twitch streamer in world of tanks. It has been said that in battle Weenis has blinded his enemies with fiery vape that has pour forth out of his nostrils.

 

Atrivar The Clubber: This is the man who single handily lead Fame to victory in tier six clan wars. He is considered by many to be a hero of the S3AL Nation, and the foremost expert on strongholds.

 

G100: Clan Position 2

G100 is a Stronk Polish clan built out of the remnants of 3XR. G100 continues the proud and noble warrior ways of the Polish hussars. It has been said that if you look closely at their tanks you can see wings that propel them forward when they charge. G100 is considered the elite of the elite Polish players on the EU sever. G100 slingshot ahead of S4 today when they turned in all their clan tasks and claimed second place with 10k fame to spare.

 

Notable Members:

The Winged Hussars: These unicum horsemen have been thought extinct, apparently everyone was wrong.

 

Stats_Maker: The man who made all the strats for G100. These simple but effective strats allowed G100 to claim first place.

 

call_me_piotr: The actual man who lead G100 to victory. #FieldCommander

 

 

SANTI: Clan Position 3

SANTI recently decided to cash in their 400k task to secure a top three position. Santi was not willing to gamble to secure first place because their first team was without a proper Field Commander. Instead Santi decided to take a more realistic approach and secure a top three position. Santi blames not winning first in the campaign due to a broken computer. Clan commander and main FC Vronsky sadly broke his computer after attempting to download more RAM. Vronsky is currently attempting to figure out how to buy a new PC from the in game gold. Santi has still done a valiant performance at T10, raking up enough points at the 2nd last day to snatch the 2nd place from Noxus. When asked about the next campgain a Santi member had this to say "Like the legend of the phoenix it all ends with a beginning, we have come too far to give up who we are. We are up all night to get lucky." Santi sadly has ended up in third place, their hopes crushed by polish wings.

 

Notable Members of Santi:

Vronsky: Leader of Santi and a man who is searching for a new computer.

 

Fabunil: The arty player that one shots everyone with the most balanced tank class ingame.

 

 

NOXUS: Clan Position 4

 

NOXUS, creator of the new and widespread NoxusPack.Exe, took the campaign by storm in the tier 6 stage. Noxus is by far the most active clan on the European server. As of now they’ve been taking on so many battles that their fame points for battles are above anyone else. Maybe they are trying to compensate for something, like the lack of points for tasks? Noxus also performed above expectation at tier 10, cashing in several high value tasks, currently holding the 3rd place as of the eve before the final clash. Their current place of third place has been debated as either due NoxusPack’s new support of DDoS, malware, fame point modifiers or simply by good old fashioned skill is currently unconfirmed.

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Notable Members:

N00B_KEBAB: Creator of NoxusPack.Exe, he was executed for his crimes against the state. He is remembered as a martyr.

 

Unseen_KEBAB: Has gathering so many personal player fame points that he could have stopped playing at the tier 6 stage and gotten tanks on FAME points alone! Isn’t that amazing? This guy is absolutely amazing.

 

Platin61: Is the political officer of the clan and has acted as spearhead riot shield. He has somewhat manged to limit the damage to the clan reputation, caused by the unveiling of the Noxus's WunderWeapon.

 

WHYOU: Clan Position 5

 

Why you set out with a mission, that mission was to teach the sever a important lesson. That lesson was that Fame was beatable, the only requirement was that the sever needed to unify under one banner. Members of the clan stated that the the only reason Fame was allowed to get first place was because everyone is afraid of Fame. If everyone grew some big stones they would take down the purple juggernaut. Last campaign they stated they would take first place, they did not take first place. They have failed in their mission, but they still believe that there is a chink in the amour of Fame somewhere. They vow revenge, but first some more stronghold battles with Fame. One day they may defeat Fame, but today is obviously not that day.
 
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S4: Clan Position 7

 

S4 sadly lost the provinces Dresden, Hamburg, Mannheim and Cologne due to an extensive amount of airstrikes from BRIT6 in strongholds between CW battles, making it very unlikely for them to reach a top three position in their current state. This massive amount of allied air power has ensured that the S4 has failed in their defensive tasks and has lost the war. It has also been rumored that S4 has started the use of tactical zombies on the battlefield to farm more fame points. S4 members have a proud German heritage and hard work effort. It has been reported that members of S4 have been heard mumbling, "Nothing can set you freer than hard work and the sweat of your brow." Germany has a long history of doing well at the start of wars and S4 shows it. S4 is lead by a charismatic leader that wants only wants to spread peace and the prosperity to the rest of the world. S4 is currently rumored to be in merger talks with the Italian clan ITA for extra firepower in the next campaign.

 

Now a quote on why S4 lost third place:

German historian Binomaja:”S4 was at a clear advantage, german tanks have the edge and would win in a fair 1v1 fight. Airplanes should not exist in a tanks game, and are a unfair instrument of war."

 

​Notable Members:

mightyjosHi: Leader and commander of S4. A man that only wants peace and prosperity.

 

Leechbaer: Commander of the super secret Zombie squad

 

 

 

PIGEO: Clan Position 13

 

PIGEO has been fighting hard as well during this campaign, some of the player being so incredibly burnt out that they quit the game for good and the clan suddenly lost a good chunk of players. We at Backline News have investigated this thoroughly and drew the conclusion that the people being kicked were not actually the players quitting the game, but actually some dispute on activity and resulted in the kicking of a bunch of unlucky members, getting no tank, glory, or E-peen to wave on the streets of Warszaw.

 

Notable Members:

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S3AL: Clan Position *69

 

S3AL’s been trying to prove themselves for ages. Sitting on their T6 champion slot and also being the highest ranked ELO on T8 between the campaigns. For those who don’t know, S3AL’s a very charismatic clan with a whole bunch of different kindergartners blended in with their parents. A clan for all ages, with the common factor of showing promise in the game! S3AL didn’t too well during the the first two stages, fighting with OMNI for first place on the second page, but at T10 they messed up horribly and found themselves at position sixty-Nine in clan fame. They will not be receiving any gold or any tanks, many salty tears were collected.

 

Notable Members:

Richblaster: The old leader of S3AL. He demanded a 91% winrate in strongholds and would yell in German at people.

 

Randy: The new leader of S3AL. He has been organizing the entire campaign and he says he needs a vacation

 

Cygan: One of the main FCs in S3AL, his calling is dedicated to aggression. He is a cool guy.

 

Salstan9: One of the main FCs in S3al, his calling is dedicated to logic and reason. He is a cool headed guy.

 

B4NTER: A British immigrant from OMNI, he is always angry and has werid complex strats

 

Gabe_Sky: America Reroll who is kinda bad at the game and just wants to hang out from time to time with people who have sexy European accents. Some people say he sounds like a Asian.

 

 

OMNI: Clan Position 29

OMNI, a well-renowned Clan from the earlier campaigns has been doing such a good job with recruiting new and talented players to pass on to FAME once they rerolled, they decided to push far beyond anything ever thought to be possible for them and to fight S3AL for the top spot on the second page. Such a difficult task involves fighting well-known opponents in tier 10 like the well known Clan R1SE on Ensk. The battle on Ensk would have secured the 100k FP needed to place on the first page. The feroucisous battle ended in a victory by capfast for the german challengers and thus dreams were crushed.,

 

Notable Members:

Liamkovacs: Has recentyl decided it is time to retire and is talked about moving to the grey havens of OM-V. A palce where people are able to take care of their horses in whichever way they see fit

 

Kabina: The forum-white-knight, destroyer of Clans and WG-proclaimed non-ebay account. He plans on improving Omni by FC’ing more battles with 50% WR. He believes this will make OMNI great again.

 
 

Edited by Gabe_Sky, 14 December 2016 - 02:25 PM.


FinesseMaster #2 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:27 PM

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A Historically Accurate Clan Wars Video

Credit goes to: Xaneleon - A surperb player and video creator

 



jaeckefa #3 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:30 PM

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yun9 #4 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:32 PM

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Tiger__wot #5 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:33 PM

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ELEVATE_NR1 #6 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:34 PM

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ill laugh when G100 takes  the second place today :trollface:

2crashandburn #7 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:36 PM

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View PostYung_xD, on 13 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

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Fabunil #8 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:39 PM

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>Confirmed to be notable enough to be notable

FinesseMaster #9 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:40 PM

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View PostMajstora_PRO, on 13 December 2016 - 02:34 PM, said:

ill laugh when G100 takes  the second place today :trollface:

 

Then the news story will be updated. We here at BackLineNews are 100% dedicated to posting the truth on the world of tanks forums. Other clans and additional information will also be added to the post after tonight ends. This edition of the news article was rushed to meet the 9:00 O'Clock news deadline.

sM1Iey #10 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:42 PM

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Nice work there. Especially the video is hilarious.

Xaneleon #11 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:44 PM

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Awesome post nothing to add apart from Majstora being an A N I M A L <3

DMminions #12 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:46 PM

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Awesome post nothing to add apart from Xaneleon being a S E X Y A N I M A L <3 

RaeudigerRonny #13 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:48 PM

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Wow, not being mentioned. Seems only true clickers are noticed :(

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View PostDomstadtkerl, on 13 December 2016 - 02:48 PM, said:

Wow, not being mentioned. Seems only true clickers are noticed :(

 

Arty is a skilled and balanced tank class. It is hard for a American refugee to know all the arty players on the sever. I will make sure to add you to my list of arty players on the sever via the ingame list function.

AngelofAwe #15 Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:54 PM

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View PostDomstadtkerl, on 13 December 2016 - 09:48 PM, said:

Wow, not being mentioned. Seems only true clickers are noticed :(

 

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Selena__Gomez #16 Posted 13 December 2016 - 09:23 PM

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suffywuffy #17 Posted 13 December 2016 - 09:38 PM

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A surprisingly good read! I rate 11/10 :D

Fabunil #18 Posted 13 December 2016 - 09:50 PM

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View PostGabe_Sky, on 13 December 2016 - 08:51 PM, said:

 

Arty is a skilled and balanced tank class. It is hard for a American refugee to know all the arty players on the sever. I will make sure to add you to my list of arty players on the sever via the ingame list function.

 

aka black list

_Jergo_ #19 Posted 13 December 2016 - 09:55 PM

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I rate this a perfect 5/7 :D Finally someone picked up the "Frontline news" torch, keep it up :)

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Good read :D

 

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