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Strappster #1 Posted 01 January 2017 - 02:29 PM

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No, really. T'missus has given me some sort of lurgy which makes man-flu look like a dose of the sniffles. Can't sleep for more than an hour without coughing myself awake, everything aches and, thanks to the wonders of decongestants, I'm filling up tissues faster than a teenager who's just discovered broadband porn.

 

If you see me in game over the next couple of days, I'll be playing even worse than normal and you should totally let me wreck you so that I can feel a little better.

 

Thanks.

 

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1ncompetenc3 #2 Posted 01 January 2017 - 08:02 PM

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Sir, you sound like you need to down a whole lot of whiskey and roll yourself up in a kind of blanket-burrito.

Element6_TheSprout #3 Posted 03 January 2017 - 08:57 AM

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There is a stark lack of ambiguity in this thread, not upholding to forum standards :hiding:

Strappster #4 Posted 03 January 2017 - 10:22 AM

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View PostElement6_The_Arcane_Noob, on 03 January 2017 - 07:57 AM, said:

There is a stark lack of ambiguity in this thread, not upholding to forum standards :hiding:

 

I'd ask that you accept my apologies but I'm not any better so I don't care.

 

An illustration of things at Chez Strappy today - t'missus is also suffering and every time she gets a coughing fit, she farts. That starts me laughing because farts are always funny, then I get a coughing fit which wipes me out. I'm knackered but I had to get out of bed to preserve what little health I'm clinging on to.



Flustered_Ferret #5 Posted 05 January 2017 - 03:06 PM

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My standard remedies for cold and flu are:

 

1. Eat nothing but hot, spicy food (Mexican, Indian etc.)

 

2. Consume large quantities of spirits (Jack Daniels being my favourite).

 

Along with regular doses of flu medicine (Lemsip flu caps in my case) the combined effects are usually enough to wipe out any lingering viruses / bugs. :izmena: 

 

The hot food burns my throat and sinuses and usually helps stop me coughing and sneezing, while the alcohol gets me too dopey to really notice I'm ill. ;)

 


Edited by Flustered_Ferret, 05 January 2017 - 03:07 PM.





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