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Bulldog_Drummond #1 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:37 PM

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One of the things I love in the game is running my KV220 and penning the OI Exp repeatedly in the turret while bouncing all his shots.

 

Happens time after time.

 

Almost as good as, well I'm not sure what it's almost as good as.  At my age you forget.



TheJumpMaster #2 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:39 PM

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View PostBulldog_Drummond, on 07 March 2017 - 12:37 AM, said:

One of the things I love in the game is running my KV220 and penning the OI Exp repeatedly in the turret while bouncing all his shots.

 

Happens time after time.

 

Almost as good as, well I'm not sure what it's almost as good as.  At my age you forget.

The Panzer II J gives my that little feeling. When I was 30, it was called an orgasm, but at the age of 50+, I thinks it's called wetting your trousers.



Captain_Kremen0 #3 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:45 PM

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Im 51 and im better at sex than tanks. 

Laatikkomafia #4 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:45 PM

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SuedKAT #5 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:45 PM

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Guys, guys, your not that old yet, I attended a birthday party this weekend at which a 67 year old pulled. I can't say if it was a pleasant experience or not for either part though since I was thankfully not present during that period of the evening!

TheJumpMaster #6 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:46 PM

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View PostCaptain_Kremen0, on 07 March 2017 - 12:45 AM, said:

Im 51 and im better at sex than tanks. 

 

I've seen your stats, I hope so!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JOKING



Captain_Kremen0 #7 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:46 PM

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What did he pull tho lol

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View PostSuedKAT, on 06 March 2017 - 10:45 PM, said:

Guys, guys, your not that old yet, I attended a birthday party this weekend at which a 67 year old pulled. I can't say if it was a pleasant experience or not for either part though since I was thankfully not present during that period of the evening!

 

Pulled what exactly?

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View PostTheJumpMaster, on 06 March 2017 - 10:46 PM, said:

 

I've seen your stats, I hope so!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JOKING

 

Nah my stats ARE crap

TheJumpMaster #10 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:47 PM

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View PostSuedKAT, on 07 March 2017 - 12:45 AM, said:

Guys, guys, your not that old yet, I attended a birthday party this weekend at which a 67 year old pulled. I can't say if it was a pleasant experience or not for either part though since I was thankfully not present during that period of the evening!

 

Post a replay, or it didn't happen :great:

SuedKAT #11 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:48 PM

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View PostCaptain_Kremen0, on 06 March 2017 - 11:46 PM, said:

What did he pull tho lol

 

View Postjabster, on 06 March 2017 - 11:47 PM, said:

 

Pulled what exactly?

 

He managed to snatch a 48 year old which looked rather sweet I must admit.

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View PostSuedKAT, on 06 March 2017 - 10:48 PM, said:

 

 

He managed to snatch a 48 year old which looked rather sweet I must admit.

 

You do realise that your parents had sex well after you were born right?

SuedKAT #13 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:53 PM

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View Postjabster, on 06 March 2017 - 11:49 PM, said:

 

You do realise that your parents had sex well after you were born right?

 

Yeah and I hope they still do, they need all the workout they can get those lazy bastards, I even had to go over there to cut the lawn this summer :(

Bulldog_Drummond #14 Posted 06 March 2017 - 11:57 PM

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View Postjabster, on 06 March 2017 - 10:49 PM, said:

 

You do realise that your parents had sex well after you were born right?

 

Being myself the oldest of four children I suppose that you must mathematically be correct.

 

But it still beggars belief.



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View PostSuedKAT, on 07 March 2017 - 12:53 AM, said:

 

Yeah and I hope they still do, they need all the workout they can get those lazy bastards, I even had to go over there to cut the lawn this summer :(

 

Why do you think that you had to mow the lawn?? They were too tired to do it themselves, since they were not sleeping at night.

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View PostCaptain_Kremen0, on 06 March 2017 - 11:45 PM, said:

Im 51 and im better at sex than tanks.

 

replay or it didn't happen

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View PostSuedKAT, on 06 March 2017 - 11:45 PM, said:

Guys, guys, your not that old yet, I attended a birthday party this weekend at which a 67 year old pulled. I can't say if it was a pleasant experience or not for either part though since I was thankfully not present during that period of the evening!

 

I'm 76 now, and I can tell you youngsters from experience that when good food tastes better than sex, you are old

Joggaman #18 Posted 07 March 2017 - 04:33 PM

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View PostCaptain_Kremen0, on 06 March 2017 - 11:45 PM, said:

Im 51 and im better at sex than tanks. 

 

Wanna join the rest of the tank-noobs at The Dingers?

We are all sex-gods!



Bulldog_Drummond #19 Posted 07 March 2017 - 08:03 PM

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View PostJoggaman, on 07 March 2017 - 03:33 PM, said:

 

Wanna join the rest of the tank-noobs at The Dingers?

We are all sex-gods!

 

Thread moved to OT, can't imagine why ;)

 



SuedKAT #20 Posted 08 March 2017 - 08:50 PM

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View PostTheJumpMaster, on 07 March 2017 - 09:17 AM, said:

 

Why do you think that you had to mow the lawn?? They were too tired to do it themselves, since they were not sleeping at night.

 

That explains a lot, I thought they had gone on vacation but I could have sworn I heard weird stuff from inside the house! :P




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