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Dr_Krankenschnabel #1 Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:41 PM

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They only fire one shot because the gunner can't hear the commander shouting 'Feuer!' on shot #2...

Dr_Krankenschnabel #2 Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:42 PM

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The commander uses a stick to poke the gunners shoulder, to signal him to pull the trigger.

Dr_Krankenschnabel #3 Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:48 PM

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They built the giant mortar into a casemat-tank, so the crew wouldn' get wet and get ill from pneumonia and stuff.

Dr_Krankenschnabel #4 Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:51 PM

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They stopped building it because the crews stopped taking orders. -Infact, they completely stopped reacting to officers yelling in their faces.

Dr_Krankenschnabel #5 Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:54 PM

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Every morning, the crews had to clean the mortar out of garbage, since everyone thought it was a mobile trashcan.

Dr_Krankenschnabel #6 Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:55 PM

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A russian circus artist tried to use it as a circus-cannon.

Dr_Krankenschnabel #7 Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:57 PM

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The forrests of Sibeia was actually planted by filling the mortar with seeds, and shoot up against the wind.

Dr_Krankenschnabel #8 Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:58 PM

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Schr0ttie #9 Posted 19 March 2017 - 05:37 PM

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Hehehehe, well done doc :honoring:

Hedko1 #10 Posted 20 March 2017 - 09:39 AM

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Hi all,

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