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Some Tanks you Won't be Seeing in WoT


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Arkhell #21 Posted 25 October 2011 - 03:27 PM

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View PostPewPewTankDestroyer, on 25 October 2011 - 03:21 PM, said:

sry dude, but this post about the e-99 is bullshit  :blink: ; its a modern german leopard I or II -tank  for driving-lessons! inside of the "turret" is the seat of the driving-teatcher ^^

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hembba #22 Posted 25 October 2011 - 03:32 PM

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Bullshit? No shit sherlock, you may want to know that all the other ones are "bullshit" also.

thebeastcalledpoopy #23 Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:57 PM

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View PostPewPewTankDestroyer, on 25 October 2011 - 03:21 PM, said:

sry dude, but this post about the e-99 is bullshit  :blink: ; its a modern german leopard I or II -tank  for driving-lessons! inside of the "turret" is the seat of the driving-teatcher ^^


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Nathaniak #24 Posted 25 October 2011 - 08:03 PM

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It's a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious!

Honestly, some people!

Battledragon #25 Posted 25 October 2011 - 09:42 PM

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Posted Image

T54 plasma tank, rejected on the grounds that the particle effects needed to model the beam would crash the game servers if there were ever more than two firing at one time!

steview162 #26 Posted 25 October 2011 - 09:47 PM

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Thats not a plasma tank, thats just a big Dyson.

popuptoaster #27 Posted 25 October 2011 - 10:13 PM

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Looks like a device for opening giant bottles of beer and sucking the froth off the top.

Battledragon #28 Posted 26 October 2011 - 12:36 PM

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Actually it's a Jet powered mine-sweeper, but it LOOKED like a plasma tank to me, so I thought it'd make a good joke to call it one.

Crasydwarf #29 Posted 26 October 2011 - 12:42 PM

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View Posthill005_RU, on 25 October 2011 - 12:14 PM, said:

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You know, jokes aside, that actually looks awesome in contrast with the background.

thebeastcalledpoopy #30 Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:42 PM

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View Poststeview162, on 25 October 2011 - 09:47 PM, said:

Thats not a plasma tank, thats just a big Dyson.


View PostBattledragon, on 26 October 2011 - 12:36 PM, said:

Actually it's a Jet powered mine-sweeper, but it LOOKED like a plasma tank to me, so I thought it'd make a good joke to call it one.


Ah, so it's true....it's like a jet powered Dyson that blows instead of sucks  :)

thebeastcalledpoopy #31 Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:44 PM

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View PostRelicShadow, on 26 October 2011 - 12:42 PM, said:

You know, jokes aside, that actually looks awesome in contrast with the background.


Yeah, but what are you gonna hide behind in 'arty-parties'?  ;)

steview162 #32 Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:45 PM

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1000mm armour and 10000 hitpoints?

thebeastcalledpoopy #33 Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:55 PM

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View Poststeview162, on 26 October 2011 - 02:45 PM, said:

1000mm armour and 10000 hitpoints?


:Smile_honoring:

Good answer....and I'll be in the Pz II hiding under the tanks belly  :Smile-hiding:

steview162 #34 Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:59 PM

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LOL. Could it be a mama tank, and all the baby tanks come out of it's belly? In the cap circle for instance? Insta cap, just add RATTE.

sword_of_Damocles #35 Posted 28 October 2011 - 02:38 PM

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This topic is the meaning of rofl!!!
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