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kaneAAA #1 Posted 13 April 2017 - 12:30 AM

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So, in a garden shed in Russia or wherever (it's all like the same place anyway):

 

WG Boss (dont know his name): So... where is my wonga?

WG dev: We need more money 

Whole boardroom (in chrous, monotone): more money... 

WG Boss: hmm so what exciting and imaginative way will we get people to spend ? Anyone have any BRIGHT IDEAS...something fresh

2nd WG Dev: er.... i know..let's release another Russian heavy tank

WG Boss: oh wow, that's a nice angle... like it..... give this man a pay rise

2nd WG Dev: [looks chuffed] 

Whole boardroom (in chrous, monotone): more money... 

 

 

Defender is released....

 

Another productive day in WG office... i'm sure you agree. 

 

So, if you were in the WG boardroom, what would you say to mr WG Boss who has no name? For example I might say "I want indicators on the tanks so my team mates can know whether im turning left or right, give me a pay rise...". 

 

GO... wow this is so much fun!!! :great:

 

 



NettiWelho #2 Posted 13 April 2017 - 01:01 AM

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Oh its that time of the day again.

 

 



omgdontkillme #3 Posted 13 April 2017 - 01:18 AM

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View PostNettiWelho, on 13 April 2017 - 01:01 AM, said:

Oh its that time of the day again.

 

 

 

Let this man use his right to complain. Like you get any disadvantage because of that.

Keep in mind NO ONE forces you to read threads you dont like unless its your job.



Obsessive_Compulsive #4 Posted 13 April 2017 - 01:19 AM

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I would say...

 

: Perma ban this AAA chump from the forums.:great:



Balc0ra #5 Posted 13 April 2017 - 01:31 AM

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View Postomgdontkillme, on 13 April 2017 - 01:18 AM, said:

Keep in mind NO ONE forces you to read threads you dont like unless its your job.

 

Same as no one is forcing you to reply to responses you don't like.

 

Sure he has the right to "complain". But when it's the 5th topic in a day it kinda gets old. As this week has had more then one day.



Coopsjc21 #6 Posted 13 April 2017 - 06:29 AM

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WG person: let's make a tier 8 premium, because there haven't been enough of those released lately, and we can sell it to the credit card warriors for sixty quid, for a single pixel tank.

Other WG bloke: sixty Edited' quid? you can buy battlefield one for a score?!

WG person (the first one that had the Edited idea): yeah I know, but these gold monkeys will pay anything to get a small advantage

Both WG Edited: lel

 

 

Thats not my opinion by the way, I'm just suggesting what else the OP might say etc..

 

This post has been edited by the moderation team due to swearing. 


Edited by VMX, 13 April 2017 - 02:48 PM.


datester #7 Posted 13 April 2017 - 06:39 AM

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A dev in a boardroom? Not gonna happen.

 

 



Long_Range_Sniper #8 Posted 13 April 2017 - 07:39 AM

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Conversation in the Duracell boardroom.

 

Boss: So guys we need a name for our latest battery.

Team: What's it do boss?

Boss: It's pretty small, keeps going on forever, but has limited power.

Team: So you could put it in a torch?

Boss: Yeah, but it wouldn't be very bright.

Team: How about the "AAA" battery.

Boss: Perfect.



Spurtung #9 Posted 13 April 2017 - 07:46 AM

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There was a funny video in Himmelsdorf with an IS7 taking suggestions from tier 1 tanks. Can't find that thing now, but it goes along with the topic, except it's actually funny.

Jahrakajin #10 Posted 13 April 2017 - 08:03 AM

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Can't say I have been in any boardroom or know how decisions are taken but what I know is that this has nothing to do with the Gameplay section. Moving this to the Off Topic section...for obvious reasons.

MR_FIAT #11 Posted 13 April 2017 - 10:57 AM

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Well i am disapointed, i expected a boardroom suggestion meme image. 

RockyRoller #12 Posted 13 April 2017 - 02:38 PM

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being totally un PC and very UN

 

the Russian boardroom

 

Comrade 1 'How is the American tank revision coming?'

Comrade 2 'we have removed the guns of mass destruction without the Americans noticing and increased all Korean DPS'

Comrade 3 'The changes of course have not been applied to the Chinese servers, we have only rebalanced the Japanese heavies armour to annoy them'

 

Comrade 1 'and the British, what about them'

Comrade 4 'well we have a bit of a problem there. We approve of Brexit so we cannot weaken them any further, and it also annoys the hell out of the French too... But the Germans want to now blame Russian tanks for them not having the master lines. We are trying to offset this by making the Swedish's tanks so OP everyone hates them.

 



RockyRoller #13 Posted 13 April 2017 - 02:41 PM

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View PostMR_FIAT, on 13 April 2017 - 09:57 AM, said:

Well i am disapointed, i expected a boardroom suggestion meme image. 

 

there you go



RockyRoller #14 Posted 13 April 2017 - 02:42 PM

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View PostJahrakajin, on 13 April 2017 - 07:03 AM, said:

Can't say I have been in any boardroom or know how decisions are taken but what I know is that this has nothing to do with the Gameplay section. Moving this to the Off Topic section...for obvious reasons.

 

I have, they are rather boring





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