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The Grand Finals 2017: Meet Tomato, the lobster fortune teller


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Community #1 Posted 02 May 2017 - 03:24 PM

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Follow the clairvoyant crustacean as he makes his choices on the livestream!

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803 #2 Posted 02 May 2017 - 03:32 PM

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Any videos of this lobster guessing right outcomes of horse races? If not, then not worth believing

Vedrano #3 Posted 02 May 2017 - 03:33 PM

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Those Russians have way to much free time there :/ 

Quit te crap and start fixing the game 



hornbo999 #4 Posted 02 May 2017 - 03:55 PM

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wat

ShadesOfTruth #5 Posted 02 May 2017 - 04:04 PM

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Steiner011 #6 Posted 02 May 2017 - 04:04 PM

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Maybe that lobster can solve EU1 crashes that happen every day at EXACTLY 20.00 CET.

TacticusMK2 #7 Posted 02 May 2017 - 04:07 PM

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But... Lobster is a poser... Considering its a fresh water fish tank, this is a crayfish.

MrEdweird #8 Posted 02 May 2017 - 04:08 PM

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How very meta. Well played, WG, mixing NA/EU tomato slang for bad players with the RU crayfish term, WELL DONE, I AM LAUGHING.

 

HAHAHA.

 

Ahem.



_Crusad3r_ #9 Posted 02 May 2017 - 04:58 PM

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Nice meme - WG trying to rip off this guy :sceptic: https://en.wikipedia...aul_the_Octopus

 

Maybe go and hire actual employees to fix your game (not the eejits you have at the moment.....) instead of a bloody lobster that can apparently tell which team is gonna win :facepalm:


Edited by _Crusad3r_, 02 May 2017 - 04:58 PM.


guest273 #10 Posted 02 May 2017 - 05:21 PM

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Meet Tomato, the average WoT player.



Tahdon_kutitella_sua_XD #11 Posted 02 May 2017 - 05:25 PM

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wsatnutter #12 Posted 02 May 2017 - 05:46 PM

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is it a tank full of vodka ? if so I will get in with him

Blindfreddie #13 Posted 02 May 2017 - 07:59 PM

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Phtt,,  c'mon WG, you said this crustacean can pick winners from horse races. Thats 1 winner from many contenders yer. So impress us by getting the fat shrimp to pick 1 winner from all the teams entered in your Grand finals, hmmm? 



sir_alex_ice #14 Posted 02 May 2017 - 08:15 PM

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This instead of fixing match making and crazy RNG

SlyMeerkat #15 Posted 02 May 2017 - 09:14 PM

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OK

MadGunna #16 Posted 02 May 2017 - 10:20 PM

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I admit, this made me smile.

 

Also hungry. :harp:



Baleroon #17 Posted 03 May 2017 - 07:17 AM

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View PostSteiner011, on 02 May 2017 - 04:04 PM, said:

Maybe that lobster can solve EU1 crashes that happen every day at EXACTLY 20.00 CET.

 

Yes, yes!!! :angry:

Tahdon_kutitella_sua_XD #18 Posted 03 May 2017 - 08:26 AM

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Catastrophe #19 Posted 03 May 2017 - 09:17 AM

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Disappointed the "watch live" button did not lead to a live stream of the fish tank.

Matankiller #20 Posted 03 May 2017 - 09:24 AM

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Fun idea...




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