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Poll: Play arty to grab a girl! (36 members have cast votes)

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Should I start playing arty missions just to grab a girl?

  1. Yes, you should, who cares. (25 votes [64.10%])

    Percentage of vote: 64.10%

  2. No, missions/girl are not worth it. (6 votes [15.38%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.38%

  3. No man, don’t start now! Damn... (8 votes [20.51%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.51%

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Bora_BOOM #1 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:15 PM

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I have a moral dilemma. Yep, a moral one.

I am all but the arty lover (to put it politely). But I would like a girlie out of the missions.

 

Never played a single game in that thing. Although you can see 6 arty games on my account I haven’t played any of them. That’s a heritage for sharing account with my kid quite some time ago, and that "6" is haunting me ever since...

 

So, what do you think, is this a right time to "test" the dark side? Should I make that 6 a bigger number, or should I stay the last resort alive, a rebellion forever?

 

Dingers, my fellow bots, help! Your opinion is the least important one. Please troll as good as you can!


Edited by Bora_BOOM, 15 June 2017 - 03:01 PM.


Scabolcz #2 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:19 PM

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Why not?

EggyTheGumGumChewer #3 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:36 PM

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As long as you stay out of my battles :trollface:

Bora_BOOM #4 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:39 PM

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View PostScabolcz, on 15 June 2017 - 01:19 PM, said:

Why not?

 

Cause all of the reasons that kept me away from playing it for around 13.500 times.

Its seams a stupid reason, but the topic itself is stupid too, so why not. :B



Enforcer1975 #5 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:41 PM

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View PostBora_BOOM, on 15 June 2017 - 02:39 PM, said:

 

Cause all of the reasons that kept me away from playing it for around 13.500 times.

Its seams a stupid reason, but the topic itself is stupid too, so why not. :B

It can be fun once in a while especially when you are having a pizza while playing. 



Bora_BOOM #6 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:41 PM

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View PostEggyTheGumGumChewer, on 15 June 2017 - 01:36 PM, said:

As long as you stay out of my battles :trollface:

 

As a teammate or as an enemy?

It wouldn’t make any difference, tbh...



Azusa_right_in_the_pusah #7 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:43 PM

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The fact you made a post here means you want it, but somehow want reassurance that it is a good decision. I know my people ;)

How_hard_can_it_be #8 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:43 PM

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Trump wanted to grab a girl by her puss and still became a president. I say go for it (her)

Edited by How_hard_can_it_be, 15 June 2017 - 02:44 PM.


Wintermute_1 #9 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:45 PM

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Its hardly a moral conundrum on the scale of which of your children to save from a burning building is it... 

Infine #10 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:46 PM

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Playing different tanks helps you understand them. Even if you don't like playing arty, you will understand how arty players think, what arty can and can not do. People often rage at other players for things they do. Or not do (I'm trying to do SPG-15 and just had been called names midgame by a dead teammate because he's the only tank in our team on the only flank on the map, and I have to lob shells at his targets on demand while our other flank is in a bit of a tough spot so to speak). Most of the time the reason for that is said people don't really get how the vehicle works.

 

Then again, most players don't even understand what their own vehicle is capable of, so the point is kinda moot.


Edited by Infine, 15 June 2017 - 02:47 PM.


Sessine #11 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:46 PM

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So which line are you going to use? 

Bora_BOOM #12 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:48 PM

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View PostAzusa_loves_Hornyflakes, on 15 June 2017 - 01:43 PM, said:

The fact you made a post here means you want it, but somehow want reassurance that it is a good decision. I know my people ;)

 

Oh, I don’t want it so much! :deer:

 

View PostWintermute_1, on 15 June 2017 - 01:45 PM, said:

Its hardly a moral conundrum on the scale of which of your children to save from a burning building is it... 

 

I would not go that far, but a cow loving vegan for life who asks for a beef steak would be a good comparison.  :P
 

Captain_Kremen0 #13 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:57 PM

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Even with the hand-eye co-ordination of (edited for legal reasons) you will  whizz through the missions with ease. even the last one for Stug only requires you to be in the top SEVEN by experience. Not that I managed it yet tho.

So hopefully you will be done before your entire soul has been consumed.



Strappster #14 Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:58 PM

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View PostBora_BOOM, on 15 June 2017 - 01:15 PM, said:

I have a moral dilemma. Yep, a moral one.

I am all but the arty lover (to put it politely). But I would like a girlie out of the missions.

 

 

View PostBora_BOOM, on 15 June 2017 - 01:15 PM, said:

Never played a single game in that thing. Although you can see 6 arty games on my account I haven’t played any of them. That’s a heritage for sharing account with my kid quite some time ago, and that "6" is haunting me ever since...

 

Ah, the old "my kid played those battles" excuse, haven't seen that one for a while. I bet you don't even have kids. Or a wife. Or a ... err ... sex. Yeah.

 

Why don't you ask your imaginary child to play the arty missions for you?

 

View PostBora_BOOM, on 15 June 2017 - 01:15 PM, said:

So, what do you think, is this a right time to "test" the dark side? Should I make that 6 a bigger number, or should I stay the last resort alive, a rebellion forever?

 

You want the lady (any lady, call-back to previous comment, this post is f'ing layered) then you have to do the missions. Do the missions, save the cheerleader ... or something. Also, what are you rebelling against? Your not playing arty only means one fewer SPG in the queue; that's fine if you want kudos from your fellow arty haters but it won't get your tanks crewed with ladies, will it.

 

View PostBora_BOOM, on 15 June 2017 - 01:15 PM, said:

Dingers, my fellow bots, help! Your opinion is the least important one. Please troll as good as you can!

 

Thanks for setting up a single-answer poll where we're able to vote for all the options. Maybe you shouldn't play arty if that's how good you are at clicking. Ha! :B

 

 

 

In all seriousness (what?), I'd say it's worth playing the missions as the rewards even on the lower sets are worthwhile. But then I'm sad enough to plan ahead for where each of my female crews is going to go and I'm only at the T-55A missions. If it helps, when you play arty think of it as an indirect fire KV-2. :great:



Bora_BOOM #15 Posted 15 June 2017 - 03:05 PM

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View PostStrappster, on 15 June 2017 - 01:58 PM, said:

Thanks for setting up a single-answer poll where we're able to vote for all the options. Maybe you shouldn't play arty if that's how good you are at clicking. Ha! :B

 

 

I would rant now for being stupid but will spare the system to moderate my post. I am not worth it.  :teethhappy:

 

Fixed tho. 

 

Edit: "Ah, the old "my kid played those battles" excuse, haven't seen that one for a while."

He managed to kill 11 enemies on Sunday. Haven’t looked at the replay but I have it. M2 light in his hands...

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Maybe I should ask him to come back. A side note: he is 8 yo. :trollface:


Edited by Bora_BOOM, 15 June 2017 - 03:19 PM.


dennez #16 Posted 15 June 2017 - 03:16 PM

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View PostBora_BOOM, on 15 June 2017 - 02:15 PM, said:

I have a moral dilemma. Yep, a moral one.

I am all but the arty lover (to put it politely). But I would like a girlie out of the missions.

 

Never played a single game in that thing. Although you can see 6 arty games on my account I haven’t played any of them. That’s a heritage for sharing account with my kid quite some time ago, and that "6" is haunting me ever since...

 

So, what do you think, is this a right time to "test" the dark side? Should I make that 6 a bigger number, or should I stay the last resort alive, a rebellion forever?

 

Dingers, my fellow bots, help! Your opinion is the least important one. Please troll as good as you can!

 

No! You'll be kicked.. 

Oh wait.. WJDE..

 



Pandabird #17 Posted 15 June 2017 - 03:32 PM

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Sure.

But make sure it's french arty, because they are the most requiring and fun ones to play. Finished near all spg missions with honors using french arty. Sometimes by scouting lel.

_Banana_Republic_ #18 Posted 15 June 2017 - 03:49 PM

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I made all 60 missions for SPGs.. last one, SPG for Obj260 I made about 10 days ago in tier 8 FR SPG...

junglist443 #19 Posted 15 June 2017 - 03:52 PM

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View PostEnforcer1975, on 15 June 2017 - 02:41 PM, said:

It can be fun once in a while especially when you are having a pizza while playing. 

 

Pizza ? Really ? That's what kids think of when wan**ing these days ? :facepalm: :trollface:

Edited by junglist443, 15 June 2017 - 03:53 PM.


Enforcer1975 #20 Posted 15 June 2017 - 04:06 PM

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View Postjunglist443, on 15 June 2017 - 03:52 PM, said:

 

Pizza ? Really ? That's what kids think of when wan**ing these days ? :facepalm: :trollface:

Well i am having some instant ramen but i am still playing normal tanks successfully to some extent while doing that. Enough to pound tomatoes one handed. 






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