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oie28 #1 Posted 08 July 2017 - 10:33 PM

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yeah crapguys, im a good player but every time i meet a Defender in battle, it makes me become crazy, just like angel is saying to me

 

"Aim for the weakspots !"

 

and devil is saying to me

 

"Hit the 2 key, fag, hit the 2 key !"

 

so my head feels very bad, im actually recovering in hospital because after a stronghold battle in which my team was fighting a full team of Defender tanks, my parents found me laying on the floor of my bedroom, laying in my piss and i've also shat in my pants because i was very scared

 

this phenomenon also happens with T26E5 and AMX 49, i am first convulsing then i crapin my pants because i am very scared and i fell unconscious

 

if wargaming could send me a little gift i would be very happy and grateful because im very bored at hospital and the only person visiting me is the nurse

 

 



1ncompetenc3 #2 Posted 08 July 2017 - 10:38 PM

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Look up lucid dreaming and once you've got the hang of it, use that ability to fire premium ammo at weak spots in your dreams. It'll either solve everything or your head will explode, at which point you'll be dead and all your problems cease to exist anyway. :great:

250swb #3 Posted 12 July 2017 - 09:01 AM

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It sounds like the gift you need from WG is some of their executive bathroom Serb approved toilet paper, ask Support for a few rolls.

Jahrakajin #4 Posted 12 July 2017 - 03:46 PM

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Sorry for noticing your Thread just now.

I liked your post, I read somewhere on Facebook this helps. I'd encourage all who see this Thread to leave a like as well in order to help him recover faster.

TsundereWaffle #5 Posted 13 July 2017 - 12:16 AM

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View PostJahrakajin, on 12 July 2017 - 04:46 PM, said:

Sorry for noticing your Thread just now.

I liked your post, I read somewhere on Facebook this helps. I'd encourage all who see this Thread to leave a like as well in order to help him recover faster.

 

that only works when he lives in Africa

Search_Warrant #6 Posted 13 July 2017 - 12:56 AM

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Hahahaha this thread. holy.. so good.10/10 would visit you in hospital.

Edited by Search_Warrant, 13 July 2017 - 12:56 AM.


oie28 #7 Posted 14 July 2017 - 02:22 AM

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i am banned from the game for one hour because when I see one of those Defender tanks i am so scared that i just alt f4 to avoid my heart to stop beating suddenly, and every WoT player knows its against the rules to leave a battle

 

im playing video games since my childhood and i had the same fear with hornets attacking me in Crash Bandicoot (i still have a phobia about yellow and black insects today because of this horrible level 

 

 

and i was very scared about Krakits in Outcast, i still cant fight them, i never finished the game because of these spiders, shame on me

 



armandio #8 Posted 14 July 2017 - 03:55 AM

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View PostJahrakajin, on 12 July 2017 - 04:46 PM, said:

Sorry for noticing your Thread just now.

I liked your post, I read somewhere on Facebook this helps. I'd encourage all who see this Thread to leave a like as well in order to help him recover faster.

 

Ask WG to gift him something small.

Maybe 3 premium days or some small crap 2 tier premium tank.

Or accident can happens with him.He can go mad from nightmares of Defenders attacking him...:teethhappy:

 

That is the most funniest topic and post I have ever read here, in WoT forums...

I was so much laughing, I fall down from my chair...:trollface:

And I shat in my pants from huge laughing, cause I cant control my external and internal anal sphincter when I laugh so wild, reading this thread...:trollface:


Edited by armandio, 14 July 2017 - 03:56 AM.


armandio #9 Posted 14 July 2017 - 04:00 AM

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View Postoie28, on 08 July 2017 - 11:33 PM, said:

yeah crapguys, im a good player but every time i meet a Defender in battle, it makes me become crazy, just like angel is saying to me

 

"Aim for the weakspots !"

 

and devil is saying to me

 

"Hit the 2 key, fag, hit the 2 key !"

 

so my head feels very bad, im actually recovering in hospital because after a stronghold battle in which my team was fighting a full team of Defender tanks, my parents found me laying on the floor of my bedroom, laying in my piss and i've also shat in my pants because i was very scared

 

this phenomenon also happens with T26E5 and AMX 49, i am first convulsing then i crapin my pants because i am very scared and i fell unconscious

 

if wargaming could send me a little gift i would be very happy and grateful because im very bored at hospital and the only person visiting me is the nurse

 

 

 

How tf u can meet Defender in battle if Your biggest tier is 6 and only 1 tier 6 tank u have is Churchill Gun Carrier?!?:trollface:

Angelo51 #10 Posted 14 July 2017 - 04:18 AM

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Take up Knitting, it might calm your nerves.:harp:

1ncompetenc3 #11 Posted 14 July 2017 - 05:41 AM

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View Postarmandio, on 14 July 2017 - 04:00 AM, said:

 

How tf u can meet Defender in battle if Your biggest tier is 6 and only 1 tier 6 tank u have is Churchill Gun Carrier?!?:trollface:

 

...by playing that tier VI. Or dreaming. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr




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