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Nickthedevil #1 Posted 03 August 2017 - 07:34 AM

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I used to think WG disliked the British more than any nation but after seeing the new Polish crew images I can see I was wrong. My God! Did you just copy some police peedo arrest pictures?

 

 

and the women   :(  some serious 12 pinters in there:

 



 



wiggles #2 Posted 03 August 2017 - 07:36 AM

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The voices aren't any better.

dan_dix #3 Posted 03 August 2017 - 07:40 AM

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Mind posting a picture of yourself to compare?

wiggles #4 Posted 03 August 2017 - 07:43 AM

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View Postdan_dix, on 03 August 2017 - 06:40 AM, said:

Mind posting a picture of yourself to compare?

 

Why?

The_Baba_Yaga #5 Posted 03 August 2017 - 07:49 AM

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Have you seen [MVPS] ? These are actually quite flattering. :trollface:

XxKuzkina_MatxX #6 Posted 03 August 2017 - 07:49 AM

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The women crew first impressions (from left to right)...

 

  • Retarded
  • Ratatouille
  • Passable
  • Traps are gay
  • Not a woman
  • Passable
  • OK
  • NOT
  • Tridactyla
  • That's a man WG!!!
  • Nice

 

P.S: i am watching Alien Covenant right now so i know ugly!


Edited by XxKuzkina_MatxX, 03 August 2017 - 07:51 AM.


Suurpolskija #7 Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:07 AM

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It's an arcade tank game, not a beauty contest.

I guess there's a lot of RPGs out there that have all the content you need without even starting the actual game. Bring the DD!

qpranger #8 Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:20 AM

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View PostNickthedevil, on 03 August 2017 - 08:34 AM, said:

and the women   :(  some serious 12 pinters in there:

 


 

 

Oh kid, what do you know about women.



Browarszky #9 Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:59 AM

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A suitable greeting when you see a mirror.

NervosCuNervii #10 Posted 03 August 2017 - 09:25 AM

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To be fair, they at least look normal and not like some porn stars that polish your shell for extra penetration, if you know what I mean. :trollface:

PowJay #11 Posted 03 August 2017 - 09:47 AM

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View PostNickthedevil, on 03 August 2017 - 06:34 AM, said:

I used to think WG disliked the British more than any nation but after seeing the new Polish crew images I can see I was wrong. My God! Did you just copy some police peedo arrest pictures?

 

 

and the women   :(  some serious 12 pinters in there:

 



 

 

I wouldn't say no to the two on the right and the one bottom left.

 

Now: about those women....



uglycousin #12 Posted 03 August 2017 - 09:51 AM

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You people are so superficial that it amazes me.

Ze_HOFF_fverhoef #13 Posted 03 August 2017 - 10:44 AM

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The men are a depressed lot.

Most of the women are surprisingly cheerful, except for 2 also depressed ones.



CptBarney #14 Posted 03 August 2017 - 10:55 AM

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sod the portraits get rid of the crappy sounds that this game uses. 

 

Dunno why people are debating which pixel art is sexier...



Browarszky #15 Posted 03 August 2017 - 10:59 AM

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View Postuglycousin, on 03 August 2017 - 08:51 AM, said:

You people are so superficial that it amazes me.

 

As long as your mustache points up, everything points up.

ewokgoeth #16 Posted 03 August 2017 - 11:28 AM

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lol just use some crew pics mod

there are plenty of those from movie characters to cute anime girls

you can even make some yourself if you want, down to making own selfie a crew



PUNISHER989_EU #17 Posted 03 August 2017 - 11:41 AM

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You know these are pictures of employees in WG, mostly their polish employees. 
 

View Postewokgoeth, on 03 August 2017 - 12:28 PM, said:

lol just use some crew pics mod

there are plenty of those from movie characters to cute anime girls

you can even make some yourself if you want, down to making own selfie a crew

 

To be honest, just for the luls, someone should make a mod to generate the crew pictures from all the Profile avatars from this forum. 
can you imagine your commander being your profile picture. :trollface:


 

gpalsson #18 Posted 03 August 2017 - 12:04 PM

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Don't worry, there will pretty soon be a mod that transforms them into the 12 year old pigtailed japanese kiddie fabmachines so many people seem to enjoy these days.

uglycousin #19 Posted 03 August 2017 - 12:35 PM

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View PostPUNISHER989_EU, on 03 August 2017 - 01:41 PM, said:

To be honest, just for the luls, someone should make a mod to generate the crew pictures from all the Profile avatars from this forum. 

 

Only if they use the seals avatars.

 



AxelClust #20 Posted 03 August 2017 - 01:33 PM

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The voices are the best part of the fun :D




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